Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[USAroXX]

LOL

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Also:

"She has never posted a photo exposing intimate areas..." -- junkie legal logic, I guess.

I call it logic of a 12 year old.
[I know you are, but what am I....wait, I meant to say....].

Mr Obvious says:
Aaron NEVER posted this whore's pix either, jackass!

Soooooooo
Junkie Opens mouth, then junkie inserts proof NO CRIME was committed by Aaron even according to Junkie.

What was his point, again?
To prove Aaron was innocent!
I do not speak cuck retard.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Gotta love how the 5k gift went from something so special and unique that he needed to partner with someone skillful in order to make it happen to now he can literally just do it himself if he gets off his broke ass and sources the proper equipment.

Watch it be something he could've gotten from Alibaba years ago like a wine bottle opener with the Rekieta "Law" logo on it.

If he has to touch it, people shouldnt want it. Either you get the cuck curse or test positive for cocaine...or both.

 

[USAroXX]

Speaking of strap-ons:
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Lots of prudence there.

He "never asked" if his whore wife got pegged by Aaron? But he asked about whether Aaron ate his cum? Aaron, the one who got away. Never forget, cuck was caught teary-eyed ON STREAM when Aaron broke up with the polycule. Never again, despite all the "bite a bullet" suicide baiting.

Gay

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine taking as many cocks up the ass as Nick does on a daily basis.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Jokes on you dorks, his life is going great. Seriously. So shut up and stop looking at this shit.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

his ass cheeks?

Nick had serious Hank Hill cheeks, that is to say no ass. Glutes of a man who has never worked a day in his life.

 

[LifeAlert]

God what an insufferable faggot. It's too bad the cops didn't give him the George Floyd treatment when he threw that warrant down

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Turns out Nick isn't just a faggot but also gay. Everyone saw that coming.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

He's said before he is gay hasn't he?
My question is why. Why is he reiterating it? Why in MAPtons chat? Does he want to fuck MAPton? To get his sexual attention?

Let's face it, that spotty faced, untreated acne ridden, slimy, hunchbacked, fat wanker, is most definitely not having sexual relations with anyone.

But neither is Nick.
This is interesting
I wonder if that's the entire reasoning of GayNicks supers to him. And the chance of a meetup. They gonna bang?

 

[Pizdec]

Nick gargles wangs. He takes them balls deep.

He swallows every drop.

Rackets never topped.

Because his cock always flopped.

Like a man caught in a sting.

His balls couldn't swing.

The vice around them held firm.

Like an addict and their mirth.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Not sure is someone mentioned it already, but as soon as this thread said Nick never uses Kylas name he superchats pedo using her name. Rent free bisch!

 

[Captain Manning]

He's said before he is gay hasn't he?

It sure looked like he did on February 7th.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

It sure looked like he did on February 7th.

It's coming out more often now.
And I don't think he's in any way joking. Cheerleader Nick wants the world to know somethin'

 

[Watching Rekieta]

A relationship “sculpted” by one partner? Sounds healthy. What the fuck did Nick use to sculpt it, his ass cheeks?

Did you see Kayla's body? It was Rekt by 5 kids. Nick slaved every night to raise money for the sculpting he was solely responsible for. And then Aaron comes along and takes credit for Rekietas sculpting by sending a picture of his work for Geno. Didn't even credit Rekieta for sculpting that.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

HE SAID HER NAME!

"We are always TOGETHER."

Nick confirming that he was peeking through the door while Aaron fucked Kayla, since Kayla and Nick are always together? Better yet, did Nick hold her hand while Aaron hit it from the back? Nick always wants to be with his 'wife' after all.

Another win for the Toe!

 

[Strix454]

My question is why. Why is he reiterating it? Why in MAPtons chat? Does he want to fuck MAPton? To get his sexual attention?

He could be taking advice from Dax or trying to copy Dax. Dax's attitude is to admit or to proudly proclaim to be into anything no matter how degenerate in order to defuse anything brought up against him.

 

[daffodils]

Full Nick chats.

Spoiler

Some of the more interesting ones


Supertips

Spoiler

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Full Nick chats

My view is that it’s impossible to alog this sack of shit. I know the mods might see it differently, so I try to show restraint.

That said, Nick Rekieta is an enormous faggot, loser, and non-stop liar. Knowing that he’s depressed and needs substances to dull the pain makes me happy. I hope someone at Hackamania gifts him with a poorly-made stool and a belt less gay than the one from Hot Topic (by which I mean literally any other belt).

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Jokes on you dorks, his life is going great. Seriously. So shut up and stop looking at this shit.

5 STAR DAYS BISH YALL CAN’T HANDLE THE REKIETAMALE

*eats ketamine *

 

[Folgers Can]

The stream hadn’t even started yet and Nick was already in his master Melton’s chat doing a Q & A.



https://www.youtube.com/live/bnfaEmQNNbo

More fun until it's all released:

Here's an archive of the rest with surrounding context added now that the VOD's up. It's nice to hear that all the debauchery was not just about personal gratification, but because he "loves everyone" and wants "LITERALLY EVERYONE" (that includes you

prudes) to have the benefit of all the sorts of "fun" he's been having, as if the lord above below put him on the earth to go out and preach this evangel until every last bedroom under the sun is properly destigmatized. How gracious of him. How lovely too that his renewed commitment to monogamy and oft-repeated respect for Kayla's "privacy" poses no barrier to again publicly soliciting new playmates for the coomsplosion that he's already said the Vegas trip is planned to consist of. Ooh ooh you can also forget about any semblance of the right mindset for a redemption arc in the works, when even this white-knuckle "sober" version of himself still has no problem doubling down on how "Dear John" totally had it coming and the only thing Nick regrets about that debacle was having ever "helped" him, all of this said within the same breath of patting himself on the back for being "the most friendly person on the planet":

If this is what "sobriety" looks like, then his PO should immediately recommend a daily regimen of cocaine and alcohol that unironically would improve his "mental state" from... whatever the fuck this is.

Edit: ninja'd again, oh well, no harm in another format.