🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Braphamut]

Looks a bit old for him, no? Well beggars can't be chosers.

He gets off on the predation of the young but his most stable relationships have always been with older women like Corinne and Sandra (he claims Sandra never dated after Ronnie and they lived together until he was like 36?).

merrie jayne has already outlasted both marriages and baby mama relationships with Ralph. If she's looking for a domestic companion to Pampers and spoon feed and hear them cry for hours on end she isn't likely to find better than our boy Ethan.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Again, Ralph didn't go to rehab, and he's not clean. He's 100% still on xannies and given his hoof injury, he's still on the booze. His addictions are way too severe and ingrained to be fixed in 2 weeks. He was probably out buying whores during his "rehab" time off the Internet.

He just does the Nick Rekieta "Well I didn't drink on stream" technique. Although Nick may have picked up the method from Ralph.

Enjoy your slide into irrelevance in the dabbleverse, piggertits!

 

[Vernon Dozier]

For all the bluster Ralph is a very sensitive little piggy underneath it all, he blows up at Everyone and then wonders why he’s alone in a shack in Mexico.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph trading the L-word with this Twitter stan

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Looks a bit old for him, no? Well beggars can't be chosers.

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Late last week merrie Jayne sent a big super chat with "I love you" attached to it. Ralph went with it, because not only is she his biggest paypig, but also his chaperone in SoCal (she lives in the area). Now she's coming out to the public and tagging the rape pig live on Twitter. Sounds like somebody is tired of waiting and wants to hop on the Memphis Micro now now now now now now now!!!

Let me be clear here when I say that Ralph has zero intentions with being with this woman. Despite meeting her multiple times IRL, he has not once eluded to raping her in anyway shape or form. He's even kept it a secret they were meeting in person until he let it slip that she brought him to the daxipad on Podawful. Wanna know why? It's because She's like 10+ years older than him! How bitchmade can you get hitching on a granny that makes more than you do?! 17 and below only for the Ralphamale! Looks like Ralphs gonna have to drop one of his biggest supporters to continue his delusional love quest in peace. Suffah Pig!

 

[New & Improved Username]

"I'm immobilized"

The RALPHACRIPPLE arc begins with pig losing one of the ankles his daddy gave him.

Maybe it will be the bedbound deathfat arc.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Is Ralph getting a spite-ching-chong-wife to own Mr.Medicare now? What's going on?

 

[Lonely khan]

Bishes and Guntlemen, it is now officially confirmed that Piggertits lost most of the few remaining brain cells in his melon head during his rehab.
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He 100% lost the fistfight in his dream.

 

[Pale Empress]

He 100% lost the fistfight in his dream.

Even in his dreams he loses every fight he gets in.

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It's all just so funny to him. He hasn't entered rage pig mode for the last 48 hours because Harry tagged him with a photo without further comment. And he's also sperging about Gator.

I don't understand why he's lying about this. Gator never "turned" on Ralph. After the first beating in Portugal, Gator made a comment on Twitter and Ralph completely chimped out and burnt the bridge entirely on his own.

Also, it was never about Alice "doming" him, it was that Ralph got her black-out, pass-out drunk and then sexually assaulted her. Remember when that happened, Ralph? I'm sure you do. After all, that's one of the reasons why you fled the Country Your Daddy Gave You to go hide in a third world shit-hole.

 

[Drunkensailor]

Again, Ralph didn't go to rehab, and he's not clean. He's 100% still on xannies and given his hoof injury, he's still on the booze. His addictions are way too severe and ingrained to be fixed in 2 weeks. He was probably out buying whores during his "rehab" time off the Internet.

He just does the Nick Rekieta "Well I didn't drink on stream" technique. Although Nick may have picked up the method from Ralph.

Gringos will never understand that everything is different in Mexico. The rehab there is more like immersion therapy. they encourage you to settle scores with people who have wronged you in the past while you were intoxicated. It lets them know that you were not too fucked up to remember their comments. Hanging out in establishments where you vice of choice is distributed helps curb your cravings, so that it is easier to stay sober. this is well documented human behavior that the Mexicans have figured out.

Suffer honkeys, ralphamale W

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Gringos will never understand that everything is different in Mexico. The rehab there is more like immersion therapy. they encourage you to settle scores with people who have wronged you in the past while you were intoxicated. It lets them know that you were not too fucked up to remember their comments. Hanging out in establishments where you vice of choice is distributed helps curb your cravings, so that it is easier to stay sober. this is well documented human behavior that the Mexicans have figured out.

Suffer honkeys, ralphamale W

I imagine Mexican rehab is just ran by the cartels and half of the things they told Ralph are things like, "Don't let nobody disrespect you, homes!" and, "Ju ain't gonna make it if you let those insults slide, amigo."

Then I just imagine Ralph nodding along with a pen held to his chins going, "Mhmm... Mhmm... Ah fuckin' knew it..."

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

“I’m immobilized”

We’re never getting that 2 mile spite walk now Ralphabros. As if he even needs to be mobile he just sits in front of a computer screen all day.

He's always been all smoke no action. I recommended the sober redemption arc and still got blocked soon after. That pitted sponge of a brainlet he has remaining is too far gone. Give it a year or two, should he survive that long and he will be panhandling in front of tourists. "Abandonará a mis hijas por Xanax"

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Why is Ralph simping for an elder Shoshone tranny

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Why is Ralph simping for an elder Shoshone tranny

Desperation, that's why. Ralph has no friends, no acquaintances, nobody he can even talk to, no pussy, no prospects, and even his audience is dwindling away.

Even just a whiff of that Mohican stench ditch could hold him over for a few months.

It might not be homegrown but bussy is bussy.

 

[Maker's Mark]

Why is Ralph simping for an elder Shoshone tranny

You've seen Ralph's exes. He has zero standards because he literally can't afford to have any.

 

[alan thicke]

Ralph claiming that gator and harry morris “turned on him” due to jealousy over alice is kind of amazing, even with all the other dumb shit he has said over the years

I feel like gator would have gone back to Ralph after the initial chimp out if Ralph hadn’t gone full scorched earth with the doxing and threatening to go to his home town, and harry was essentially paying Ralph’s bills through may for ages after the Alice thing

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Again, Ralph didn't go to rehab, and he's not clean. He's 100% still on xannies and given his hoof injury, he's still on the booze. His addictions are way too severe and ingrained to be fixed in 2 weeks. He was probably out buying whores during his "rehab" time off the Internet.

He just does the Nick Rekieta "Well I didn't drink on stream" technique. Although Nick may have picked up the method from Ralph.

Enjoy your slide into irrelevance in the dabbleverse, piggertits!

I also don’t believe Ralph went to rehab only because he immediately came out of rehab acting the exact same way (starting fights and being petty/spiteful with everyone) after it.

Normally the pattern was that Ralph would;

• have a huge embarrassment
• go to rehab/get clean
• lose a little bit of weight
• After cleaning up, be pretty good and amicable for maybe a month (but boring)…
• Later, when nobody wants to give him super chat, or he realizes that people don’t come back to him when he’s sober, he eventually starts rage pigging again and drinking.

This time it doesn’t seem like anything changed after rehab except for he got a haircut, he’s acting the exact same way which makes me almost 100% that he’s on the sauce.

Oh and he admitted to going to pubs. I’ve known addicts who are clean for 10+ years and still can’t walk into a bar, let alone somebody who is less than a month out of rehab.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I also don’t believe Ralph went to rehab only because he immediately came out of rehab acting the exact same way (starting fights and being petty/spiteful with everyone) after it.

Normally the pattern was that Ralph would;

• have a huge embarrassment, go to rehab/get clean
• lose a little bit of weight
• he would be pretty good and amicable for maybe a month (but boring)…
• Later, when nobody wants to give him super chat, or he realizes that people don’t come back to him when he’s sober he eventually starts rage pigging again and drinking.

This time it doesn’t seem like anything changed after rehab except for he got a haircut, he’s acting the exact same way which makes me almost 100% that he’s on the sauce.

Oh and he admitted to going to pubs. I’ve known addicts who are clean for 10+ years and still can’t walk into a bar, let alone somebody who is less than a month out of rehab.

Isn’t Ralph the type of person to learn literally nothing from rehab and come out exactly the same though? Ralph is incapable of learning from his mistakes this entire sub forum is pictorial ebidence of that.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Ralph claiming that gator and harry morris “turned on him” due to jealousy over alice is kind of amazing, even with all the other dumb shit he has said over the years

The term A-lawg was coined because o' me if you wanna know the truth about it, hahahaha

 

[Axiom.]

Ralphasoberbros stay winnin.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Ralph appears to be experiencing some womb envy.



I am sure that him and the other cloutwhores like Ian Miles Ching Chong who are only figuratively riding Elon's micropeen would love nothing more than to carry his children, but alas they can only project their desires onto women. No woman who isn't mentally ill and retarded would seek to nurture the seed of the bloated autistic expired muskrat, but there's nothing "conservative" Twitter grifters would desire more than to be spread eagle for Elon.