Popular WeHo gym triggers gay earthquake by announcing men’s steam room is “permanently closed” - Gays: They're Just Like Us (tm)!

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Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

Crunch Fitness has shut down its men’s steam room at the West Hollywood location for good after years of complaints about, erm, lewd conduct.

According to WeHo Times, a sign was posted on Monday (February 17) stating that the steam room “is permanently closed,” and directing members to “speak to the Front Desk if you have any questions.”

That said, gym bros who frequented the WeHo location (and anyone who’s spent time on Gay Twitter X™ in the past year) could have seen this coming.

This franchise location has always had a bit of a reputation for whatever reason.

Back in January, they made headlines after “temporarily” closing down the steam room “due to inappropriate conduct by members.”

Upon its reopening on February 3, a sign was posted warning gym goers that, “Inappropriate behavior will result in your membership being terminated. 100%. End of story. Full stop.”

Less than two weeks later, it seems that ominous warning wasn’t enough to stop dudes from making their own steam.

Neither the location nor Crunch Fitness’ corporate office have made an official statement.

However, Sean Renzetti, a manager at the WeHo location, touched on the closure in a social media comment.

“Being the manager at Crunch, yes, if you are participating in sexual activity in our public space, which is illegal (I am gay, so let’s not make it OK because it’s a ‘gay thing’), I will terminate your membership immediately,” he wrote, per the WeHo Times.

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Of course, the whole debacle started back in January 2022 when the location first posted a flyer asking patrons to “have sex *literally* anywhere else.” LOL.

So, what does this mean for WeHo Crunch Fitness’ future?

Well, a lot of gays are pissed about the closure.

Apparently, some men plan to leave unless they’re offered a discount on their monthly memberships, which presumably accounted for the steam room’s operation costs.

And while we can’t endorse the reported lewd activity, we can sympathize with their pain.

According to a 2024 study from Journal of Psychiatric Research, “frequent sauna bathing” can have significant “mental health” benefits on men in particular.

What are Crunch WeHo members supposed to do now? Actually work out?

Ew.

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Honestly, the whole thing feels like a horror movie, particularly Brazilian gay filmmaker João Dall’Stella’s 2021 short, Steam.

The 15-minute film was both “a celebration of the LGBTQ+ community” and “a combination of personal experiences,” with a gasp-worthy twist.

“A gay couple goes to a bathhouse for a cheat night, unaware that a killer lurks behind the steam,” its synopsis reads. “In this tale of sex and death, will they survive this adventure?”

Hmm… well on the bright side, at least Crunch Fitness members have one less thing to worry about there.
 
So… you're telling me there's a simple way to get out of this gym membership? Most gyms act like the Mafia toward their members.

Jokes aside, fags are fucking degenerates and have proven countless times they cannot operate in polite society.
 
The way (many) gay men seem to literally be unable to control themselves really makes me wonder about tapeworm theory. Because they certainly act like brain damaged animals who are being controlled by a parasite whose only goal is to get in contact with as many intestines as possible.
 
after years of complaints about, erm, lewd conduct
has always had a bit of a reputation for whatever reason
Stay locked inside, wear your mask, close your church and your kid's school, we have to defeat MonkeyAIDS together, and also you need to buy the entire world's AIDS drugs forever...

But also rioting and anonymous homosexual bath house orgies are essential Civil Rights and any suggestion we stop spreading our fetish plagues is litrul genosoyd.

Thank you, Carson Mlarnik.
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Faggots proving yet again that none of them are normal and they were always lying about wanting to be like everyone else as a way to push their subhuman fetish onto others. I dearly wish I had believed the Christian Fundamentalists in the past, because they have been proven unquestionably right on damn near everything at this point.
 
this is the third example of people getting mad af about steam room cruising that I have been made aware of

in the other two, the issue is a very very funny confluence of old gay guys' gay/dldar getting broken by younger men being so unmasculine, so dudes who are *super not into it* are getting hit on so much that they complain + younger people are increasingly modest and absolutely horrified by public displays of sexuality + dudes are now unmasculine enough that when the wrinkly boomer makes the pass, instead of stepping to the faggot, they take their horror and go to the front desk and whine about it or write a faggy email

I don't know if this is what is going on here but I bet it is
 
Can you imagine how fucking horrifying it would be want to relax in a sauna after working out and as soon as you sit down a half dozen obese naked aroused men materialize out of the mist and surround you?

If this happened to a woman it would be a nationwide scandal but it's perfectly fine for gay men to menace people.
 
Can you imagine how fucking horrifying it would be want to relax in a sauna after working out and as soon as you sit down a half dozen obese naked aroused men materialize out of the mist and surround you?

If this happened to a woman it would be a nationwide scandal but it's perfectly fine for gay men to menace people.
Wait til we get the headline about troons flashing tranny cock at women in Crunch's women's steam room
 
If this happened to a woman it would be a nationwide scandal but it's perfectly fine for gay men to menace people.

this would be an example of what I mean by younger men being deeply unmasculine

the normal masculine reaction to this situation is believing you can kick all their asses. it is not normal or healthy for you to compare yourself to women.
 
this would be an example of what I mean by younger men being deeply unmasculine

the normal masculine reaction to this situation is believing you can kick all their asses. it is not normal or healthy for you to compare yourself to women.
What is it with these faux normiecons and every solution being.

"Just commit felony assault bro."
 
Can you imagine how fucking horrifying it would be want to relax in a sauna after working out and as soon as you sit down a half dozen obese naked aroused men materialize out of the mist and surround you?

If this happened to a woman it would be a nationwide scandal but it's perfectly fine for gay men to menace people.
I got some news for you about troons in sports...
 
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