Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[A succulent Chinese meal]

Yeah I think you're right. I also wonder how much of it is just plain face blindness, their inability to see past things like long hair+make up+clothing = woman.

I think way too much emphasis is put on face blindness. Yeah you might have a little trouble telling sex from only a face if someone is particularly androgynous, but it's more about recognising people. It doesn't mean that you can't tell the difference between a man and a woman when you look at a person, especially as there are so many other cues to whether someone is male/female, much to troons' annoyance. With face blindness, you can look at a person with bushy eyebrows and a full beard, and know it's a man and not a pooner. Sure you might confuse the guy with another man of the same build and height with the same facial hair in the same colour. But it's a man. Bone structure, proportions, gait, everything screams man.

I suspect it's more autism, as you said in your post, they can't see past things like long hair + make up + clothing = woman. They think there's a set of rules for being a woman and if they abide by them, then they are a woman. Trouble is, not everyone's a perv sperg and they can't understand why other people see a hulking man in a dress.

Not to single you out btw, face blindness comes up again and again, and I think it's overstated. There is an overlap with autism but it's most common among people who just happened to inherit it.

Edit: a word

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

I think it’s also to do with how they read sex as a list of attributes to be fetishised. As long as they have things coded as female (long wig, makeup, tits etc) then they’re obviously a woman - to themselves. But occasionally reality comes crashing down

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When I'm feeling depressed and down on myself, yeah, I'm a lot less likely to put on makeup and put effort into my appearance. However, I'm still 100% female. Or, when I get home from work or whatever, yeah, I'm going to take off my makeup and lounge around without a bra because I want to be comfortable. That's normal woman shit.

Unfortunately for these people, for anyone to even consider that they might be a "woman," they have to have blatant signs pointing to it like drag queen makeup. They even need to do the performative shit in the privacy of their home so they can silence that very loud voice that says YWNBAW.

Do these girls actually have rotdogs already or are they just using some stp device? Because if that's the former, this is especially grim...

Either one. There are devices for regular women (not pooners) to funnel their pee in public restrooms so that they can more or less "hover" over the toilet instead of sitting on it.

Then for the pooners there are fake dicks you can attach to your crotch that you can ostensibly pee out of. Unless you are a weirdo who stares at other dicks while you're in the urinal, you might not be able to tell at a very quick glance that it's not a real dick. I have no idea how well they work, given that I am not a pooner, nor do I use a men's bathroom.

Then there's the rotdogs. Phalloplasties are supposed to extend the urethra with arm skin, but they have a not-surprisingly high level of UTI risks.

I also wouldn't be surprised if the pooners who get comically huge rotdogs love to show them off at the urinals and hope that other men stare at them in awe.

 

[Mad_Dog]

https://youtu.be/ZLzg8Qr_88o?

Troon “confronts” Catholic speaker, has a womanly reaction of “do you want to say that to me outside?”

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"Let's take it outside, buddy (*＞ω＜*)♡ *farts cutely*"

 

[Fort Brooks]

https://youtu.be/ZLzg8Qr_88o?

Troon “confronts” Catholic speaker, has a womanly reaction of “do you want to say that to me outside?”

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I really like the lighting setup they have in this video with the coloured shadows. It's so fun to look at that it's distracting, ha.

Amazing how agressive and asserting they are. The whole act is really a massive 'L' that betrays their rejection of 'gender roles'. Cartoon femininity with less dimensions than the pretty shadows in the background.

 

[Got Milk!]

I didn't know about this movie trope.... Never heard of it. I'll have to search for it, lol.

You've never heard it because it doesn't exist. Because the cake isn't for that.

honestly didn't know about the urinal cakes untill this post, but I don't believe I would look at this round small object, that surely doesn't have the texture of a toilet paper or something similar

It's basically just compressed bathroom cleaner in a puck. If you touch it, it'd just be like a slimy, piss covered hockey puck.

The polite reason it's there is to cover the smell of piss in the urinal. The real reason it's there is so we have something to aim at. Otherwise, we might notice something on the wall and aim for that instead.

Spoiler: Inb4

"You're just gross. No one would piss on a wall."
I remember being a teenager and a female friend worked at the skating rink. Men's restroom was always a nightmare with piss everywhere and she had to clean it. I advised her to give them something to aim for. Problem basically resolved itself after she put a "target " in the urinal. And I'll throw in a little extra information you don't want. It's extremely satisfying to whittle it down a little. If you can break a chunk off with your stream, that's a good day. Like pressure washing with your dick.

And I shouldn't have to say it but, to be clear, this applies in public. If you piss anywhere but the sink, shower or toilet at home, your mom/wife should rightly beat you.

Thanks for coming to my male urination talk. Don't let the pooners see this post or they'll be doing cake sculpting with their urine to show how manly they can be.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Troon nails a perceived female behavioral characteristic.

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Oddly enough, a dive into his profile reveals no selfies.
Interesting comment.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

New clocking method just dropped-
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The robots are a little behind the farmers. Some of us can already do that.

 

[Syikeblade]

An ftm is tired of getting attention from lesbians and trannies on dating apps, and clearly understands that she'll never be seen as a man.



Also this comment chain is interesting, seems lesbians have always been this way with identities.

But I don't get why the lesbians do it while it seems like gay men don't.


Why are only gay women into me???

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

I don't play this game so correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm sure he was playing as a big breasted woman and that's why he's getting weird comments. They're just hitting on his avatar.

Above all this one.
Also children in general.

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Not entirely lucid, but significant I'm sure.
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Anyone here play Valorant?
Is "cook pork" slang for anything sexual?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I've got Dan O'Bannons novel

This was his finest work:

 

[Stan]

Real women don't have to "perform" their gender. They're women no matter what they wear or do.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This was his finest work:

Holy shit I haven't seen this for years. Its an absolute classic.

 

[One Angry Computer]

The robots are a little behind the farmers. Some of us can already do that.

I remeber a nearly 70-year old experiment where women failed much more than men:
The water bottle test
Not 100% fool proof, but capable enough to clock out any male tranny if they guess correctly.

 

[and I must scream]

Isn't it funny/sad/alarming how often trans posters show up in r/SuicideWatch ?

It might sound funny, but I think this dude (I assume it's a man, but it might be a woman. I'll talk like it's a man for convenience) is actually the lucky one. He is not delusional, will not transition (probably), will not fuck up his body - and his mental health even further. This person actually has a chance to get out of it. With treatments like CBT, radical acceptance, medical treatment for OCD and depression, things like that, he could get out of it and find other ways to experience happiness and fulfilment. It will probably take years, and he might never get out of it 100% - he might have these thoughts of "I am the other gender" or "I should have been" or whatever from time to time when he is in his lows, but the more he will continue with this line of treatments, it will get better, little by little. I hope for him he will get there some day.

 

[Law]

I still don't get how they don't know men pee with their pants up.

Despite being terminally online they missed that particular Pepe comic.

New clocking method just dropped-
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I don't think this is new. In humans, the shape of the skull is sexually dimorphic, including the shape of the orbital bone. Male orbital bones have more of a square shape, while female orbital bones are rounder. Observing the shape of the orbital bone is one way anthropologists can sex human skeletal fragments.

 

[Pepo]

Are you tired of standard tranny bathroom selfies? Bored of pictures taken in filthy bedrooms? Well, do I have the photographer for you! Meet Jess Dugan, a nonbinary artist who the Obama White House recognized as an LGBT Artist Champion of Change (site link - archive). And Jess doesn't take pictures of your run of the mill troons and poons, no. These people are all QUEER ELDERS. There are a little over 60 trans elders Jess has interviewed and photographed, and I'll post my favorites here.

Dee Dee Ngozi, age 55. Thinks HIV is a blessing from god. "I was speaking on HIV and my journey with HIV in the church one night and this African minister just jumped up and said, “You’re Ngozi!” I said, “Uh, what do that mean?” and he said, “It means God’s blessing. You have God’s blessing.”" Was a prostitute, used to scare other working girls off his corner.


Sky, age 64. Polyamorous "gay" "man" whose preference leans towards other fat, hairy "men". Claims to have failed miserably at being a lesbian because she had sex with too many men.


Mike, age 55, pictured with Sky (I can't tell who is who here). Also poly.


Alexis, age 64. Mexican and Apache. Came out to his grandmother at 4 years old and was told Apache don't do that shit.


David, age 63. Was ordained before pooning out, and has a wife and five kids. Does not say whose kids they are biologically. Two of the kids don't talk to the parents anymore out of shame.


Rachel, age 86. Got caught wearing Mommy's dresses as a little boy, and said a psychiatrist visit scared him out of doing it again for a very long time. Did not feel the urge to troon out again until four years after his second wife passed away (first marriage failed due to non-troon issues). He was married to his second wife for 39 years.


Bonus mom and post-tit-chop pooner topless photos under the spoiler. These seem to span over several years, and I'm guessing this is Jess with her mom. Click at your own risk.

Spoiler: Old lady boobs and pooner moobs

I recommend reading some of the interviews if you have time, several of them had me rolling.
Interviews link - archive

 

[Quesursundeepimpact48]

I personally took it from this post, but I get the sense that's not the original source/artist/poster. I tried to reverse image search it, but I surprisingly found barely any matches (one of which was my own post, lol). Sorry!



This is an intentional deception on the part of some trannies, although some legitimately are dumb enough to believe that a woman's T levels (15~70 nanograms) can approach or match a man's 270~1000 nanograms) after getting surgery, taking hormones, having a DSD, etc. When people were still arguing over Mr. Imane Khelif's sex, the rainbow gang were saying that he was "intersex but with female hormone levels". In general, they claim that post-op trannies magically lose all their testosterone to become exactly like women.

Small tax:

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Obviously the reference to Germany is a tired "literally the notsees" reference, but ironically, and increase in crossdressing and sexual depravity was one of the markers of the decline of Weimar society (and the republic in general). The German people got tired of that shit. Not to mention that the first transgender surgeries came out of the much-decried Nazi human experiments.

Even the Nazis themselves were crossdressers!

While there are cultural differences, people are unaware that in most Western countries up until the 50's, men didn't have the fear of being called fags for being close with their male friends. Being gay was taking part in the act of sodomy itself. So men crossdressing, holding hands, being naked around each other etc wasn't really frowned upon.

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

Bonus mom and post-tit-chop pooner topless photos under the spoiler. These seem to span over several years, and I'm guessing this is Jess with her mom. Click at your own risk.

The tit-chop scars are interesting. It just shows how unnatural they look with the way the fat on the sides roll out but the chest itself is unnaturally flat. Especially compare it with the tits of her mother, who obviously has natural tits that fall in a natural way.

 

[Stan]

The tit-chop scars are interesting. It just shows how unnatural they look with the way the fat on the sides roll out but the chest itself is unnaturally flat. Especially compare it with the tits of her mother, who obviously has natural tits that fall in a natural way.

That's the tell innit? Even if they got a wide shoulders and big gap (like me, I have wide shoulders and a big gap) the tits hang more naturally. They don't poke out like bug eyes on a flat surface. Yeah yeah they troons can cope and say "oh mine look better you're saggy bitch" but nobody's convinced by the two half grapefruits under the shirt look.

I'd never get a BA either. I don't want one, don't need one.

 

[Group Project Carrier]

The tit-chop scars are interesting. It just shows how unnatural they look with the way the fat on the sides roll out but the chest itself is unnaturally flat. Especially compare it with the tits of her mother, who obviously has natural tits that fall in a natural way.

Has it been mentioned yet how pooner mastectomies seem to be intentionally badly done so they end up with the worst keloids possible?

These are the results of an actual medical mastectomy (removing the breasts in the case of cancer):

Spoiler: Potentially NSFW?

But now, I also wonder if they (at least sometimes) intentionally disobey orders relating to post-surgery healing in order to get the ugly scarring. There are posts like these that almost-but-don't-quite accuse their doctors of malpractice because of how terrible the results are:



Yet there are also posts like these from pooners who "love the aesthetics" of having a scarred chest that will obviously look nothing like a man's: