There’s this strange idea that seems to float in the heads of most deathfats that relates to this I think:
With people like Amber and Chantal its obvious they’ll lie if put on something like « low carb » because they don’t want it to work. If it works they’ll be expected to keep eating that way, which they don’t want at all, but they also want to be weight loss inspirations so they can’t just say they didn’t even try.
What they want is for it not to work because they have some special / rare / impossible medical condition so that the hard solution that would actually take effort and willpower (but works for everyone else) isn’t even an option.
Chantal specifically is too stupid to munchie properly so she falls back on « addiction » as if it’s something you’re born with and is impossible to fight (so don’t SHAME HER, guys!)
Okay here’s the thing I noticed though (now that I’ve laid that pretty obvious groundwork). Boogie, Amber, Chantal and even some people I know offline and in person have all expressed this idea that if they tell the doctor low carb, no fast food or keto or whatever they’re trying isn’t working (for reasons beyond their control) that eventually the doctor will get so desperate for options that they’ll be given that secret pill / med / magic spell that will make them lose the weight with no effort on their part.
Chantal also doesn’t want to try something and show results because he audience will then keep suggesting she do it the next time she starts whining about having tried
everything and having
nothing work (even though pretty much every diet plan, med and supplement would work if she actually put the effort in).
But yeah, I always get a kick out of spoiled fat sacks treating weight loss like asking an employee if a sold out item is « in the back ». Once the sensible solutions are gone theres no big secret reveal, you’re just going to have to try all the normal shit again.
And fun fact; it’s not somehow physically easier for « everyone else » to fight cravings than it is for Chantal, it’s something every single person can work at and get better at.
You just have to want to, and to actually try.
Why does she even bother? Normally
I think most people answered this perfectly with « for views » but I think it also ties in a bit with my theory above.
She lies to herself a lot too, and some of these doctor runs do involve prescriptions, most of which she’ll take for a few days and then stop if she’s not 100% feeling better by then.
I do believe she’s hoping one day that one of these meds will magically cure her of everything, so she goes back to try new ones. The problem is this really clashes with her
insane levels of laziness where she can’t be bothered to actually go to the doctor or pharmacy to renew prescriptions.
A lot of the meds she gets are pretty intense and require testing and tweaking which she can’t be bothered with. Unfortunately they won’t renew your prescription if you don’t do progress checks so she just stops the meds, even if they were helping a bit.
TLDR; yes views but also miracle cure.
Lately she has been singing Pete's praises about what a great guy he is. It wouldn't be surprising if they are already talking about getting a place together
I thought on her last trip she’d have tried to get him to use his inheritance money to get them both a new place, and when she returned to Kuwait I naively thought perhaps this time he actually said No.
I still want this to be the case, not that I care what happens to Peetz or his money (he makes my skin crawl) but because I love the idea of her finally being told No.
That said if he had we’d have had all these hints and fits about how nobody is a true friend and everyone betrays and abandons her (which they should, she treats everyone like shit) and she’d never be able to bring herself to praise him.
Also, he may have started to put pressure Chins to get him to Canada as quickly as possible. If this is true, this may be why there's more friction between them. Chins
Her remarking that Shitlord gave her an angry look when she asked the doctor about her fucked up eye. As well as the astonishing amount of food she has consumed over the last 7 days. Nope, it was never a real relationship, but now the facade is crumbling and their unhappiness is showing.
I think if the « angry look » was real (and I’m kind of inclined to think it is just because it’s such a weird thing for her to make up (why not say he laughed at it? Or was confused? Angry is just not something she wants Salah to ever be so lying about that is weird to me) I think it relates to his push for Canada:
More serious health problems mean more tests and appointments and meds, all of which they pay out of pocket for.
She promised to have her debts paid off « in a few years » (which it has now been) and I wouldn’t be surprised if the Syrian community is in a bit of a hysteria about having to return.
Even if he’s not directly in line for deportation its probably something on everyone’s mind and anyone could be next.
He NEEDS her to earn and stop wasting money, his life there literally depends on it.
Annnd his loving soulmate is laughing all the way to the burger king.
True love, ain’t it grand?
I had a quick listen for the first minutes and she told us she was being tortured, it was hell yesterday!
Tortured.
She’s being TORTURED by not eating grease. Imagine how stupid and spoiled you have to be to be a grown adult and equate not eating fistfuls of French fries or gargling gravy to torture.
This is the kind of shit people make fun of and she actually lives it. In a comedy a rich man will bitch and moan while forced to live as a common man would for even a few small tasks.
She still has food, and to maintain her size its obvious she still has an abundance of it, so what we’re really hearing is that it’s LITERALLY TORTURE that she has to eat food that is still good but not her favorite.
And for anyone reading this whole has actually been so low income they’ve gone without meal, I don’t blame you if that makes your blood boil a bit.
I think she chooses to not understand the basic concepts of what she has to do in order to lose any significant amount of weight, of course she knows that she has to go without her beloved fas fud , but thinks she can still get away with stuffing her face in secret.
Being ignorant is always her fail safe. It’s like when the doctor told her how much rice she could have and she somehow turned that into two cups.
People can’t get upset! It’s what SHE understood from the doctor! You can blame her for a misunderstanding!
Narcissists are hilarious in that it can NEVER be their fault.
Some streams will be visible to all tiers, but I will do an extra for the Loyalty Beezer tier
I do wonder if she hopes reactors will join these highest tier streams so they don’t « miss out » on anything.
That may be too smart of logic for her though, it’s most likely just a way to milk her very weirdly charitable enablers.
