Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

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Sam plans a camping trip for himself and the seahag; somehow the seahag is negatively affected by this like all other things in life.

She's bringing a linen tablecloth and napkins camping, but also frequently complains about the laundry load in her home.

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A Dutch oven? She must mean an under-the-blanket fart, because Becky doesn't cook.
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Is Kade Peregrine (lol nice dime store trash pseudo you picked weirdo) even literate?

Who tf needs to pack prepared for “days of rain” when you live 20 minutes away. They’re not hiking the Appalachians, they’re going slightly further than round the block to the 7-11. If it rains for the better part of your first day and it’s not letting up then you go home smoke a bowl and play super Mario oh wait that’s what’s going to happen here too, since this is Page One out of “How to Bitch Your Way Out of an Event with Your SO That You Never Intended to Attend to Begin With”, which is all you need when you genuinely believe the entire world exists to suck your toes and those Others weren’t really all that significant anyway
 
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Pargon said:
Is Kade Peregrine (lol nice dime store trash pseudo you picked weirdo) even literate?

Who tf needs to pack prepared for “days of rain” when you live 20 minutes away. They’re not hiking the Appalachians, they’re going slightly further than round the block to the 7-11. If it rains for the better part of your first day and it’s not letting up then you go home smoke a bowl and play super Mario oh wait that’s what’s going to happen here too, since this is Page One out of “How to Bitch Your Way Out of an Event with Your SO That You Never Intended to Attend to Begin With”, which is all you need when you genuinely believe the entire world exists to suck your toes and those Others weren’t really all that significant anyway
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Furthermore, although it is technically "rainy season" in SoCal right now, the forecast for the entire upcoming week is clear and warm.

There is even a very famous song that everyone over age 30 has heard, about how it never rains here ("It Never Rains in Southern California", sung by Albert Hammond Sr. -- in case anyone reading this is under 30).

But it's still pretty easy to imagine Becky wanting to stay home "because it might rain."

🎶 It never rains in California,
But man, don't we warn you ...
It pours.
Sam, it pours. 🎶
 
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So now she's hedging her bets about who to stay with. Daniel's her only potential ticket into Europe, and she'd have to divorce Jack.

Becky is heavily fixated on "Republican = murderer" right now. Daddy issues.

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That fire captain died the way you'd expect a lesbian to die.

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Becky posts a photo of Jack and his unrelated kid (but adoption is BAD) with her typical caption "them"

Behind them on the counter is a very large takeout bag of sandwiches. Sure grateful that she was able to afford that psych intake the other day, huh? Poor as they are.

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Pro tip, Becky: you can BUY sandwich ingredients and assemble them at home for far less money than you're spending at whatever fancy sandwich place you ordered from.

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I know I love when people take photos of me eating, so I'm sure Jack feels very loved here.

Becky also reposted this shitty poem with her determination that Hah-nuh grows up to be a caregiver. With you as her Mom, Becky, there was never any question that you'll expect her to take care of "hurt things" aka her Mom.

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Finally, Becky posts about her supposed tranny fiance who died from. . . Was it kidney failure? I can't remember. Anyway, it's all been said here before, but Becky just likes to use this guy to score oppression points. When he was alive she basically ignored his existence while he reply guy'd in her comments.

She also famously avoided meeting him IRL because she knew she was totally not attracted to him; I can't find the post right now bc our search is dog shit, but he was preeeetty devastated when Be cky went to Florida (where he lived) for an extended trip and didn't even tell him.

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Note she doesn't specify manner of death bc she really likes to heavily imply she had a tranny fiance who killed himself bc it adds to whatever "cred" she thinks she has. This is also what Becky means when she says she's "queer;" she likes men and men in dresses/long hair.

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The Judean People's Front said:
Things must be getting spicy with Danny

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Yes, I certainly hope someone in that household has been documenting the "division of labor" going on. I've been suggesting specific members of the household do that for some time.

Becky, how do you think you're going to be awarded custody while publicly saying you don't change diapers and you scream when the baby cries?
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
Things must be getting spicy with Danny

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I'd love too see what REEEbeccah considers a daily task worth logging.

I hope she posts the list publicly for her reply guys to give her ass pats and for us to laugh at. <3

I'm sure she will do some Olympic worthy backflips and say something like child care shouldn't be counted as a daily tasks because *retarded reason* so Daniel is useless, meanwhile picking up the weed is some Herculean effort.
 
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I would imagine Daniel's taken a step back while Bex pretends it's just her and Jackson now. Which, while somewhat understanding considering the situation - means Bex will only consider the effort he's been making since he told her he's done.

Ulimately he's boned because I think - despite Bex not really putting much effort in - if he steps away he's super unlikely to get custody of Hannah. Best he can ever hope for is visitation rights.

Or he can stay and be miserable for the next 17 years I guess - but that would be awful for Hannah as well. Staying together for the kids never works out all that well for the kid long term.
 
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Becky, like me, googled "Kristen Lyssara" today and found a record of a probate court payout in 2022 to Kristen's Dad (James Simons, btw Kristen's name was Kristen Lyssara Simons officially). I didn't even post it bc I can't get a 100% positive phonebooking on Kristen's Bio dad (nor do I wanna try that hard bc I don't really care).

Anyway, point is, this isn't how probate court works, Becky, you fucking idiot. His Dad wasn't a terrible person for claiming money that would otherwise go ????.

She's so obnoxious. Everything is a slight.

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Diana Moon Glampers said:
Yes, I certainly hope someone in that household has been documenting the "division of labor" going on. I've been suggesting specific members of the household do that for some time.

Becky, how do you think you're going to be awarded custody while publicly saying you don't change diapers and you scream when the baby cries?
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Thankfully, the KF has a thorough record of her work-shyness that the boys or the State of California are welcome to use. Just another benefit to humanity the site provides, for free.

You’re welcome, all of human history.
 
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