Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Buck Broken Chimp]

Yes. Star Citizen is overscoped, overly delayed, and has somehow amassed a comical amount of money, but they are actually making progress towards their stated goals even after all this time, and have recently cracked some genuinely impressive tech with server meshing, and seemingly are making good strides on stabilizing the inevitable shitshow a new tech as foundational as that brings.

Star Citizen is ultimately a game of excessive ambition being chased after by good, but not amazing, developers, at the expense of all common sense and reason. Yandere Simulator is just laziness and apathy manifest, dragging along an ignorant, underdeveloped programmer with no game design sense at all.

There are 2 types of people. Ones who don't like Yandere similar but really hate Star citizen, and ones who don't like Star Citizen but really hate Yandere simulator.

I used to be the first, I hate the sweeping for the dishonest practices of cloud imperium games. Unless you believe Yandev is a pedo which he most likely isn't let's be honest.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Unless you believe Yandev is a pedo which he most likely isn't let's be honest

You are new to this thread aren't you? Because if not, you're just retarded.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

You are new to this thread aren't you? Because if not, you're just retarded.

There’s the Sisefs situation, which admittedly doesn’t look good, but we have no way of knowing for sure. She came forward a decade after it allegedly happened, and all the evidence is very circumstantial. Also, she refused to go to the police, which could have subpoenaed these sites for usernames, logs, and IP addresses that could prove Yandev's guilt and get him in real trouble.

Then there's the recent Jelly situation, which also seems flimsy. The most "sexual" thing was the OnlyFans comment, but Yandev was making the point that if she wouldn't do OnlyFans, why was she suggesting he should? Why did she bring it up in the first place? Even Jelly herself doesn’t seem to think this was a big deal—she DMCA’d the video (which she admitted to doing), tried to back out of the video, and even kept talking to Yandev after he allegedly groomed her. She even helped him make a video to defend his reputation.

Like with Sisefs, if Jelly truly believed Yandev was a predator, why didn’t she report him to the police? Even if it didn’t lead to a conviction, doing so would at least send a symbolic message. If Yandev is a pedo, then these two girls are enabling him by handling it this way.

Also, this is messing with lolcows in a way no one should. The recently deceased Music Biz Marty did these same pedo stings on Cyrax, and everyone hated that and condemned him. How is this girl any different? I hate these fags who feel the need to poke the bear, we all do.

What reason do they not have to go forward to the police ? I heard people say that yandev threatened legal action. If he was really a pedo and they are victims he would never go through with it and if he did he would lose hard and others saying he threatened suicide. If you believe he is an evil pedo who groomed you why do you care ?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Dealing with retarded people is a waste of time, but this is my burden, I guess.

she refused to go to the police

She did, you fucking retard, but a decade later it was for nothing.

which could have subpoenaed these sites for usernames, logs, and IP addresses that could prove Yandev's guilt and get him in real trouble.

Yeah, a decade later. All they had to do is enhance her webcam pictures to see Alex's peen reflecting in her eyes.

The most "sexual" thing was the OnlyFans comment

Oh, so "the only thing to get from this for me are pic's to fap", "you're skinny and that's kinda hot" and "I am busy and can't go to meet you in another state" were fine by you? And his comment about pics of her "CP is illegal REGARDLESS OF WHAT I THINK"? Not to mention, that Ally admitted that some stuff seems to be edited out from the recording, so there was possibly something worse.

she DMCA’d the video (which she admitted to doing)

It was Cameron, you retard, he later admitted it. She is BPD terminally online idiot, but she didn't do it.

tried to back out of the video, and even kept talking to Yandev after he allegedly groomed her. She even helped him make a video to defend his reputation.

She also asked Ally to release full materials, which she did in the end. How does that fit in your narrative?

why didn’t she report him to the police

Well, because she could get in trouble with the police too. Not good on her, but doesn't change the fact that Alex said all this stuff to a minor.


You know what? I'll just put into perspective how retarded you are.

Arguments for Alex Mahan being a pedo from me and people from this thread:

- Sisefs situation. Strong case, because it has materials proving that the person was there.
- @MountAndDoMe testimonial which checks with a lot of stuff.
- That "lot of stuff" being a recollection of anons from 4chan about Sisefs and her relationship with Alex made years before the blog was created.
- Alex's versions of events changed completely at least three times by this time, which is a telltale sign of lies. He ended up claiming that Sisefs isn't real.
- And I ended up finding her, her confession on Reddit and her photos as an adult, even though she never existed!
- Other underage girls like Kappa-chan and HexenHarlot(not sure here, maybe she just looks old) sharing nudes in Alex's chat, which checks again with @MountAndDoMe testimonial and 4chan threads.
- Alex going after 14-yo on Gaia forums when he was about to hit 20 just 6 months before he met Sisefs.
- Anne's case. Whatever you think, he knew she was 16 and said stuff no adult should've, her motives don't change that.
- Alex's "girl flirted with me and I flirted back" he tried to guilttrip Jelly with is a carbon copy of his first version of Sisefs situation i.e. "She flirted with me, I flirted back, she turned out to be 14". That's not a coincidence, you know.
- OmgAyano's case, telling a minor "I would be your boyfriend if you turned 18" is basically grooming.
- Leaked recording from later which has Alex acting inappropriately.
- Alex wrote a ton of articles about games where he salivated over underage characters, the most comical case being Ortega from Peacewalker, who he called a hot 16-yo, when she was actually an adult spy woman pretending to be a schoolgirl.
- Alex made a lot of comments salivating over underage characters on streams.
- Alex made YS that has underage characters with adults in NSFW situation, which he always defended as a trope called "forbidden love"
- Alex confirmed that he receives NSFW art of his underage characters and is f happy about it.
- Alex had people like a lolicon degen Mosheddy and a pedo Joel the Creeper in his circle and was ok with that. It is possible that he spared the latter and let him come back under a fake account.
- Alex asked advice on playing RapeLay specifically how to molest A 12-YOU GIRL.
- When Alex got shit for his game being about minors, he considered it a good idea to make a post with such marvelous phrases as "I asked her why she demonized pedophiles, sexual preference is not a choice", "AoC is different everywhere" and of course sex license stuff. He had 0 reasons to do this, he did it BECAUSE HE THOUGH HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT THOSE THINGS.

Counterarguments for Alex Mahan being a pedo from Alex and his peers or just retarded people:

- Sisefs proofs are circumstantial! - Yeah, no shit, there is no recording of Alex beating his meat to her, but that doesn't mean we can't make conclusions based on that evidence. If there is smoke, there is fire and there is a lot of smoke for a fire that never was.
- The blog had the wrong name of the stream originally! - And? It was written at 1 AM, I can see her making this mistake. Also, if the person behind it didn't know that, that wouldn't fit that until a callout, but they did, so they knew it was a mistake.
- Alex wasn't 21 at the time! - Yes, and turns out he also loved to stretch his age to look more like an adult, confirmed on Gaia.
- Jelly is crazy and it was a sting! - Ok, let's say it was, THEN ALEX GOT CAUGHT IN A STING AND IS GUILTY BY YOUR OWN DEFINITION.
- Jelly says she wasn't groomed! - She then came to Ally and asked to release all the stuff, yet you fuckers ignore it. She is unhinged, but she didn't cast a spell on Alex to act like he did.
- Cuckmeron claimed that he talked to totally real VR regulars who first "had no idea who Sisefs was" and then "told him it was a troll op". To this very day he showed fuck all in terms of proof that those people even ever existed and the only sign of him actually looking for anyone is unanswered comment in a long dead VR group on Steam.

Hm. I don't even know what to think. All links are in the OP, you would know that, if you'd actually read it and not watched one YT slop video to act here like you're hot shit.

 

[LordBasilisk]

Lmao at this douche-nozzle saying he sees himself becoming a writer. He can't even write decent dialogue in his game, how the fuck will he write actually pages/chapters worth of shit anyone would actually like? What an absolute fucking tard lol. Go back to writing fanfics or incel diatribes you mong, stay in your lane.

 

[Peru oso donas]

I just realized, with Alex's autistic insistence on having Yansim take place on the year the game is going to release (lmao), does that mean he will have to change 80s mode to 90s mode, if not 2000s mode? Or will he just say that the high school larp applied to people on their 50s too?

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

I just realized, with Alex's autistic insistence on having Yansim take place on the year the game is going to release (lmao), does that mean he will have to change 80s mode to 90s mode, if not 2000s mode? Or will he just say that the high school larp applied to people on their 50s too?

The difference between the years of both modes is the approximate age Ryoba gave birth to Ayano.
So right now, it's 36.
Unless Alex acts fast, he'll have to write a wall of text explaining why the Aishi curse prevents menopause.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

The difference between the years of both modes is the approximate age Ryoba gave birth to Ayano.
So right now, it's 36.
Unless Alex acts fast, he'll have to write a wall of text explaining why the Aishi curse prevents menopause.

Not only that. I remember him stating that those crazy bitches just want to get senpai and mate with him as soon as possible. Why would her mother wait till 36 to give birth if she got her hands on her senpai when she was underage TOTALLY A COLLEGE STUDENT IN A LARP CAMP JUST ABOVE 18?

I just realized, with Alex's autistic insistence on having Yansim take place on the year the game is going to release (lmao), does that mean he will have to change 80s mode to 90s mode, if not 2000s mode? Or will he just say that the high school larp applied to people on their 50s too?

If I am not mistaken, Alex changed fucking phases of the moon in the game to coincide with the year it is taking place THREE TIMES AT THIS POINT. I mean, Breaking Bad didn't specify the year when it was taking place, but nobody really cared. He could just say "it is fuctional early 2000s" and be done with it. Priorities

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

Why would her mother wait till 36 to give birth if she got her hands on her senpai when she was underage TOTALLY A COLLEGE STUDENT IN A LARP CAMP JUST ABOVE 18?

So maybe a better retcon would be making Ryoba Ayano's grandmother. That way, he wouldn't be stuck with 1989 as the only viable 80s date, and childbirth could happen at a reasonably young age.

If I am not mistaken, Alex changed fucking phases of the moon in the game to coincide with the year it is taking place THREE TIMES AT THIS POINT.

No, Alex, Neil deGrasse Tyson is not going to play YS and then commend your astronomical accuracy.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

So maybe a better retcon would be making Ryoba Ayano's grandmother. That way, he wouldn't be stuck with 1989 as the only viable 80s date, and childbirth could happen at a reasonably young age

Hm, that's a good idea. We then can make her Ayanos grand grand grand mother when the actual year of a game becomes 2077... HOLY SHIT, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

Lmao at this douche-nozzle saying he sees himself becoming a writer. He can't even write decent dialogue in his game, how the fuck will he write actually pages/chapters worth of shit anyone would actually like? What an absolute fucking tard lol. Go back to writing fanfics or incel diatribes you mong, stay in your lane.

I mean, to write a believable dualogue one has to know how actual living humans interact and I don't need to explain why Alex would have a problem with that. On the other hand, this fucker spent his formative years watching anime and playing date sims, yet he can't push out good anime dialogue to save his life, just the most clichéd and retarded stuff like "I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING BAKA", which he unironically considers funny. Not surprising considering the amount of anime he couldn't understand though.

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

Unless Alex acts fast, he'll have to write a wall of text explaining why the Aishi curse prevents menopause.

The perfect opportunity for Alex to introduce Midichlorians to the universe of yansim, hopefully with the following quote: "The dark side of the yandere is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be.. unnatural", told to Ayano by the still alive, original Aishi.

 

[Nord15$]

Tough it's funny to think he focuses on the the stuff you would think he'd put in after he completed the game rather than the game itself

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

Midichlorians

Midorinchlorians lol

 

[lumaleelumabop]

February 15 update (archive)

Hello! I hope you all had a wonderful Valentine’s Day!

Today’s update contains 13 improvements, 39 bug fixes, and 1 new elimination method! That’s right – a new way to eliminate your rivals!

To see a list of everything that was added/changed/fixed/improved in the latest build, scroll down past this short little comic by LacunaEclipsed!


(It’s a parody of an old meme that only elder memelords will recall the origin of…)

Smothering​

Another new elimination method has been added to the game! It is now possible to smother a sleeping student with a pillow!

• To perform this elimination, put sedative into a student’s food so that they go to the Infirmary and sleep. The “Smother” option will be available next to their sleeping body.
• In Custom Mode, when deciding the canon elimination methods for your rivals, “Smother” is now one of the options.
• In the Calendar screen, the Stats screen should say “Smothered to death” if that’s how you eliminated your rival.
• In the 1980s Mode courtroom sequence, the game should say “(name) was smothered to death” if that’s how you eliminated your rival.
• Currently, there are no sound effects or voice lines for suffocating to death. I plan to change this in the future.
• Eventually, I may decide that the player must raise their Strength stat in order to successfully perform a smothering.

Improvements​

• Previously, any student in Custom Mode with pepper spray would perform Aoi’s pepper spraying animation, even though it wouldn’t suit their personality. From now on, Custom Mode students will perform a “generic” pepper-spraying animation, instead of Aoi’s animation.
• A “Would you like to customize the game’s difficulty settings?” window will now display when the player starts a new game. (This is better than automatically displaying the difficulty settings menu, which was confusing and overwhelming for some new players.)
• It is now possible to tranquilize students who have a Strength level of “Invincible.” (This is so that Custom Mode rivals with a Strength level of “Invincible” but a canon elimination of “Kidnapped” can be eliminated.)
• The animation that plays when Miyuki fires her “Love Love Beam!” has been replaced with a completely new animation. The new animation looks absolutely phenomenal! I’m so happy with it!
• Students can now tell that Ayano is committing murder if they witness her push someone into the freezer room, lock the door, and lower the temperature within.
• It is now possible to select the new “Freeze to Death” elimination method as a canon elimination method in Custom Mode.
• The “Frozen to Death” elimination type has been added to the Week Select Screen, Calendar Screen, and Courtroom scene.
• Some of the textures and models in the Drama Clubroom have been replaced with upgraded assets.
• Added the 1980s Mode Photography Club’s portrait poses as options in Custom Mode.
• The nurse, teachers, and coach of 1980s Mode now have unique portrait poses!
• Added one new hairstyle option for Ayano in Custom Mode.
• Fureddo and Dafuni’s neck accessories now have physics.

Fixes​

• If the player used the “POOL’S CLOSED” sign to block access to the pool and then advanced the day forward using the “Pass Time” book in the school library, students whose routine involved sunbathing would change into a swimsuit, walk to the pool, return to the locker room, perform the “changing clothing” animation but remain in a swimsuit and then change their shoes at their locker, which would cause their swimsuits to obtain the texture of their school uniforms. This bug has been fixed.
• If a student took an incriminating photograph of the player, and the player destroyed the student’s phone, the end-of-day police investigation sequence would still describe the police as finding photographic evidence of the player committing a crime. This bug has been fixed.
• If the player got their uniform bloody, cleaned it, changed into a gym uniform, got it bloody, then changed back into their school uniform using an emergency shower, an extra gym uniform would appear inside of their locker in the shower building. This bug has been fixed.
• When a pair of sliding doors slid shut, they would not actually close all the way – they would stop just short of closing, leaving a small gap. Sometimes, characters could notice corpses through this gap! As of this build, that bug should never be able to happen again.
• If the player tries to feed Amai her own food, she tells you to go feed it to someone else, and she doesn’t play an animation of taking food off of the plate. However, a piece of food still disappeared from the plate, anyway! This bug has been fixed.
• If the player shoved a student into the dumpster, saved, and reloaded, the dumpster lid would not be in the position it was in when the game was saved, and the “pour garbage into dumpster” button prompt would not appear. This bug has been fixed.
• If the player put a short stabbing weapon into a weapon bag and then had a struggle with a teacher, and then attacked another teacher with a long blunt weapon, the game over sequence would not play properly. This bug has been fixed.
• If the player befriended a student, then became a delinquent, then asked their friend for a favor, the player would lose 10 reputation points, as if they had used the “Intimidate” feature, even though they hadn’t used that feature.
• Ayano is only supposed to appear on a bake sale advertisement if she’s a member of the Cooking Club. However, due to a bug, she could appear in an advertisement even if she wasn’t in the Cooking Club. This bug has been fixed.
• If the player used the robot to kill someone, resulting in a human heart dropping to the ground, the “Police Checklist” would not acknowledge the presence of a body part at school. This bug has been fixed.
• The “CustomStockings” feature of Pose Mode stopped working. It should be working again now. Please note that it now checks for Custom Stockings in the Custom folder instead of the StreamingAssets folder.
• In extraordinarily rare circumstances, a character could fall through the ground at the legendary cherry tree and teleport into the little cave underneath it. This bug should no longer be possible.
• When Osana was changing her shoes at her locker, Raibaru would walk directly into Osana and perform a walking animation until Osana was done changing her shoes. This bug has been fixed.
• If the player killed Osana and then arranged a meeting with Raibaru, Raibaru would travel to the meeting spot but would stop a meter away from her destination. This bug has been fixed.
• The “Intimidate” feature isn’t supposed to work on Raibaru, but it was only disabled for Follow and wasn’t disabled for Distract Them or Go Away. This oversight has been corrected.
• The player was supposed to be able to use an emergency shower to wash blood off of their body while wearing a swimsuit, but this feature wasn’t working. This bug has been fixed.
• If a character started guarding a corpse, the player killed that character, and then the player tried to save the game, the game would prohibit saving. This bug has been fixed.
• If the player used the Gaming Club’s computer while holding a corpse, the corpse would hover in mid-air while Ayano sat down to type at the keyboard. This bug has been fixed.
• If the player kidnapped Otohiko, turned him into a mind-broken slave, and tried to bring him to school, he would not appear at school until 7:50 AM. This bug has been fixed.
• When opening the pause screen in 1980s Mode, disabled icons would still have shadows (unlike their 202X counterparts) which looked bad and weird. This bug has been fixed.
• In Custom Mode, if the player gender-swapped the 10th student from a male to a female, that character would never wear custom uniforms. This bug has been fixed.
• The buttons that appeared at the bottom of the Calendar screen were not properly centered in either 1980s Mode or 202X Mode. This oversight has been corrected.
• If the player saved the game while a student was freezing to death and then loaded that save, the student wouldn’t be frozen. This bug can no longer occur.
• It is no longer possible to save the game while a smartphone containing photographic evidence of the player committing a crime is on the ground at school.
• The glass walls in the Biology Lab are now transparent regardless of whether the player has adjusted the settings to make windows transparent or opaque.
• Raibaru could warn Osana about the smell of gasoline while an absurd distance away from her. This distance has been reduced to be more reasonable.
• If the player received a game over during a stealth mission, the game would softlock and gameplay would never resume. This bug has been fixed.
• Due to a problem with Kuroko’s texture, part of her hair was appearing solid black instead of being textured. This problem has been resolved.
• After cleaning bloody clothing in the washing machine, characters would still consider the clothing to be alarming. This bug has been fixed.
• If the player saved the game after freezing a student to death, the door to the freezer room would be open again. This bug has been fixed.
• If the player gave their Senpai hairstyle #11, his hair would disappear during the Senpai-meets-Amai cutscene. This bug has been fixed.
• The back of Hoshiko’s head would clip through her hair upon death, leading to the appearance of a “bald spot.” This bug has been fixed.
• The Alternate Timeline is only 9 weeks long, but the confession scene referred to “11 weeks” instead. This bug has been fixed.
• If the player killed the 1989 gym teacher, her replacement would have messed-up textures. This bug has been fixed.
• Kidnapped male students were described with female pronounce in the torture interface. This bug has been fixed.
• In 1980s Mode, the leader of the gardening club was performing the wrong animation. This bug has been fixed.
• It was possible for two people to be trapped in the freezer room at the same time. This bug has been fixed.
• In 1989, gardening club students performed the wrong animations at club time. This bug has been fixed.
• Fixed a typo at the Kaobook screen.

Patreon​

I really neglected my Patreon in the 2nd half of 2024 – I barely uploaded anything to it! I’ve been trying to make up for that recently by being way more active on Patreon. For example, I recently uploaded a preview of what the upcoming character models will be capable of, concept art of the new character Kataba, and concept art for what Buraza Town would look like if it was added to the game as a 3D environment that the player can run around in! Consider checking it out!

https://www.patreon.com/c/yanderedev

Bonus Art​

Take a look at this super-cute Valentine’s Day artwork of Aoi and Shiromi drawn by Strawberry Lord!


Aww! So adorable!

 

[Nord15$]

Well to give the guy credit he does fix the bugs. And the art is cute.

 

[Too Sneed to care]

Hm, that's a good idea. We then can make her Ayanos grand grand grand mother when the actual year of a game becomes 2077... HOLY SHIT, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

I want whatever drugs you took to come up with this

 

[Nord15$]

I want whatever drugs you took to come up with this

Bold of you to assume that you already aren't taking it

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I want whatever drugs you took to come up with this

It is called reality.

 

[Nord15$]

It's still funny to me that FNAF and this came out on the same year but Scott made a horror game empire and Alex had a good start but fell flat on his face.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

It's still funny to me that FNAF and this came out on the same year but Scott made a horror game empire and Alex had a good start but fell flat on his face.

And Scott was able to reply to fanmail while doing so.