The assumption is that if people like something they just "like" it, if it's people going out of their way to discuss it, without a really high like count it means they're probably calling you out, arguing in the replies, etc. rather than being the updoot hugbox some people would prefer it to be.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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I'm offended on the behalf of snowflakes, which are lovely, dainty things. Jack is clearly a misshapen lump of hail at best.
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Well, Jack keeps posting inflamatory and provocative shit, what did he expect? He's a flabby lipped pussy, that's what he is
Absolutely, but Fatty is also a retarded narcissist who believes he's a professional "content creator" with over 20 years in the entertainment industry and it's people just not giving him the respect he thinks he deserves.
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It’s not anywhere near Target garbage. I’m not seeing what you’re seeing. Floor models loosen up too from fat slobs like Jack finger fucking it all day.
It’s really well made and the wood quality looks excellent (I’m positive that you can choose your species, cut, grade, and finish of course) but it lacks elegance. It’s just chunky, (which is a look a lot of people Are after ). If it’s not square, it’s from a lathe. They did a good job knocking the edges off of things but nothing really profiled.
I could definitely shop there, but I have other options. Many people don’t have good options around them. Good furniture is surprisingly hard to find. And this merchant seems to understand that,
Has Jack ever talked about why he made this 'Amish month'? I imagine it has to do with wanting to rebel against the concept of black history month, right? Bc he's racist and doesn't understand that groups that have a history of oppression are the ones that benefit from being formally recognized for their accomplishments, and praised, since they often get the opposite instead. A little PR boost. Why do the Amish need a PR boost, in Jack's eyes?
Is it also bc he's a conspiracy theorist/prepper, so he admires the idea of self-sufficiency, even though he's as far from self-sufficient as is humanly possible? Any other reason he's mentioned? I guess them being Christians of any denomination is a plus in his eyes, too.
Is it also bc he's a conspiracy theorist/prepper, so he admires the idea of self-sufficiency, even though he's as far from self-sufficient as is humanly possible? Any other reason he's mentioned? I guess them being Christians of any denomination is a plus in his eyes, too.
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"Getting ratioed" is only a big deal if you're terminally online (like Jack!) or have a glass-fragile ego (like Jack!) As p1138 said, on a site without a downvote feature it's basically a sign what you wrote is unpopular and probably on the stupid side.
This is like when Jack turned the comments off on his videos for a while. He can't stand it when real life reminds him what people actually think of him.
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My guess would be that in his head is a way to show his appreciation to "conservatism" since he hates woke shit. Fatty wants to be a traditionalist, even though every single thing he does is the complete opposite of tradition, from his cooking to his reliance to stupid gadgets, not to mention his abysmal parenting and slothful, gluttony way of life
He fancies himself a traditional christian, doubt he would last a day in a amish community. I'm not aware of amish people in my country, but we have some communities called "eco villas". There's one in particular that's rooted in catholic tradition, it's a permacultural system where they grow their own food, people wake up 5am to work on the fields. It's hard labor and they're adamant about it. Can you imagine Jack there? Without his gizmos? Without twitter? Without canned goyslop "spices"? What, growing "vegetables"? Jack can't deal with that.
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He's a jettisoned frozen chunk of blue airliner toilet sewage. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_ice_(aviation)
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Jokes on, Jack. I can still see his shit he posts via Google.
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You sure you're getting that cheque, round boy? Jack's right out of Sinclair Lewis' It Can't Happen Here. You figure they'd have adjusted for inflation.
'All the while he loved the People just as much as he feared and detested Persons, and he planned to do something historic. Certainly! He would give each family that five thousand dollars a year just as soon now as he could arrange it.'
'All the while he loved the People just as much as he feared and detested Persons, and he planned to do something historic. Certainly! He would give each family that five thousand dollars a year just as soon now as he could arrange it.'
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Only for some tiny modern movements like the SDA that have broken from the Nicene churches.
The Amish are Anabaptists in theology and observe the day of rest on Sunday like pretty much every other Christian denomination.
Edited because Christians don't observe the "sabbath", it's a day of rest theologically different from the Jewish version.
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It's tempting to think it can't be a coincidence it's Black History Month, but also Jack has brain damage and doesn't do anything for any real reason anymore.
The last two months were Chili Month and Exotic Meat Month, right? So me, I think Amish Month just kind of exists. It is that it is.
And then March will be Sandwiches Month and April will be Microwave Month and May will be Quaker Month. Gimmicks, all the way down. Til it ends with him poisoning the judges during Roadkill Month this September at the Roadkill Festival after he feeds them undercooked squirrel.
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What's this 'we' shit? Jack hasn't paid taxes in 25 years.
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Alternate ending: he gets sidetracked by an ad for shitty fass fud and starts another WARZ series.
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Someone better have followed him because some of his tweets are funny, but at least I can see some via google
Fatty almost realizes that no corrupt politician would be thrown in jail, womp womp
More bitching
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Isn't the Meat Fandom super against ketchup on hot dogs?Someone better have followed him because some of his tweets are funny, but at least I can see some via google
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It's basically sugar-packed. Hot dog fundamentalists only think mustard is okay.
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Probably got ripped to shreds over something retarded he said.
It's not just gay, it's pointless.
The whole thing is people are logging in to read 140 characters of something you wrote. What can be so interesting that you need to log in to read it. Now I get tuning into Fatty's Twatter only to see how retarded he is. But does he actually think that he's got anything interesting to say?
The whole selling point is, "solid wood" which I have to agree is a good thing. The problem comes from how it's fastened together and what kind of care it needs.
I like wooden furniture because it's solid. But I'm not paying those prices just because the Amish made it by hand.
Depends where you are but in some places, like Chicago, ketchup on a hot dog are fighting words.
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heh, here in my country there are places where they put mashed potatoes and pulled chicken on the hot dogs... not to mention peas, corn, quail egg, fries, parmesan cheese...