DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Southwest Strangla]

The stream has been down for like 15+ mins. 2/20 is now my favorite holiday. Lmao

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Jus stream has been down for like 15+ mins. 2/20 is now my favorite holiday. Lmao

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA






From Raw Phil:

 

[Digger10]

I don't know if Phil is genuinely interesting enough for hundreds of thousands of posts about him on Kiwifarms either but here we are.

The bigger the mound of dirt, the more gems you can find sifting through it.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

I looked way too much into this but I like Pokemon so it tickled my interest.

-Two of Swinubs Abilities are called Oblivious and Thick Fat
-Swinub can learn Flail, Amnesia, Scary Face, Mud Shot, Stomping Tantrum and Curse
-Swinub Evolves at lvl 33 into Piloswine, DSP is 42 years old, when he was 33 it was 2016 which was the year it all started going downhill for him.
-Swinub can breed with Hippodon, a literal Hippo and Cetitan a land whale.
-Swinub is also one of the weakest pokemon to exist.

Alright Derich thanks for stopping by man.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Just... look at this... what the fuck...

He's never beating the 220, the or the allegations

 

[Iron Father]

Just... look at this... what the fuck...
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He's never beating the 220, the or the allegations

Parallels with Destiny going down on a dick.

 

[neger psykolog]

#teamDSP
#detractorsarefaggots
#teamderish

The Internal Revenue Service (IRS), the main agency to collect taxes for the USA federal government and the spawn of Satan according to Null, has laid off 6,700 employees today.

These employees are primarily probationary employees who were recently hired, of which most of them deal with auditing and collections. The layoffs are coming a week during tax filing season.

DSP is gonna outlast the IRS

Feels good to be on the winning side of history bros

 

[Major]

Why does he look sunburnt? It's winter where he lives so it can't be the sun.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Why does he look sunburnt? It's winter where he lives so it can't be the sun.

Maybe Phil got caught out in the "full sun"

It's likely due to alcohol though

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Too bad he will never evolve into Mamoswine.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

He got the cheapest “adult” set he could find.

he also got the gayest one he could find

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Too bad he will never evolve into Mamoswine.

The only that thing that evolved were Phil’s tits. Soon he‘ll rival his brother Rich’s rack.

 

[Brother Wind]

Why does he look sunburnt? It's winter where he lives so it can't be the sun.

Pardon the autism, but you 100% can get sunburnt. Even more so because snow reflects the sun more than grass or dirt. It just doesn't really happen as much because you spend less time outside, and more is covered up. Same idea as you getting more sunburnt while swimming. Even though the water is keeping you cool.

On topic, Phil remains a fat retard.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Pardon the autism, but you 100% can get sunburnt. Even more so because snow reflects the sun more than grass or dirt. It just doesn't really happen as much because you spend less time outside, and more is covered up. Same idea as you getting more sunburnt while swimming. Even though the water is keeping you cool.

On topic, Phil remains a fat retard.

while true, we all know phil doesnt go outside. he doesnt even check his mail for weeks at a time

 

[Very Honest Content]

I don't know if Phil is genuinely interesting enough for a wiki. Man makes drying paint look meaningful.

He had one! When null used to keep the Lolcowiki site up, Phil's page was invaluable, to me at least, trying to get an idea on the depth of all the lore in his long begacy. I wish it was still up and able to be added to, personally. He's interesting enough.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Just... look at this... what the fuck...
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He's never beating the 220, the or the allegations

I swear, some of these facial expressions makes it seem like he's in the middle of a magazine photoshoot.

 

[Balr0g]

while true, we all know phil doesnt go outside. he doesnt even check his mail for weeks at a time

Sunburned by RGB lights!

 

[Philipp Amthor]

I looked way too much into this but I like Pokemon so it tickled my interest.

-Two of Swinubs Abilities are called Oblivious and Thick Fat
-Swinub can learn Flail, Amnesia, Scary Face, Mud Shot, Stomping Tantrum and Curse
-Swinub Evolves at lvl 33 into Piloswine, DSP is 42 years old, when he was 33 it was 2016 which was the year it all started going downhill for him.
-Swinub can breed with Hippodon, a literal Hippo and Cetitan a land whale.
-Swinub is also one of the weakest pokemon to exist.

It is getting hard at this point to not believe that this was not the plan of an omnipotent power.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

I looked way too much into this but I like Pokemon so it tickled my interest.

-Two of Swinubs Abilities are called Oblivious and Thick Fat
-Swinub can learn Flail, Amnesia, Scary Face, Mud Shot, Stomping Tantrum and Curse
-Swinub Evolves at lvl 33 into Piloswine, DSP is 42 years old, when he was 33 it was 2016 which was the year it all started going downhill for him.
-Swinub can breed with Hippodon, a literal Hippo and Cetitan a land whale.
-Swinub is also one of the weakest pokemon to exist.

They're in scarlet and violet lol. Time to flood wonder trade with swinubs that have DSP related nicknames

 

[BlastMonk]

It is getting hard at this point to not believe that this was not the plan of an omnipotent power.

We have the term 'pig of a man' for a reason. Plenty of fat, lazy, emotional underdeveloped weak men like DSP around. Being married to a horse thats also a whale is also not that unheard of. What really gets me though is DSPs fucking snorts. The rest I can explain away but his fucking snorting is so pig like, it really is like DSP is the half man half pig prototype of man bear pig