Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
He's had no problem giving out bits and pieces of the "true story". Like how the cocaine was planted by the cops- I mean Aaron- I mean it was actually Nick's all along! I don't understand why he doesn't just tell us the rest.
Because he’s still trying to create a masterpiece story that will make everyone realize Nick is a victim. He’s a creative writing major who’s neither creative nor a competent writer. It’s going to take some time (and whatever he comes up with will still be hilariously retarded to everyone but Nick and Still Life).
 
Because he’s still trying to create a masterpiece story that will make everyone realize Nick is a victim. He’s a creative writing major who’s neither creative nor a competent writer. It’s going to take some time (and whatever he comes up with will still be hilariously retarded to everyone but Nick and Still Life).
Only problem is he can't stop sharing his rough drafts with us because he's a retard with 0 impulse control and these rough drafts keep contradicting each other
 
Only problem is he can't stop sharing his rough drafts with us because he's a retard with 0 impulse control and these rough drafts keep contradicting each other
He’ll never have the presence of mind to realize that he should have stayed the fuck offline post-arrest. I always knew he had poor impulse control and an insatiable need for sycophantic adoration, but I really didn’t think he’d start blabbing as soon as he got home from jail. That’ll learn me! Undeserved credit immediately revoked.
 
Someone mentioned bookmarks the other day. He could've sent everyone a unique bookmark, signed by him maybe. All he needed was cardstock, a hole puncher and ribbon. The kids could've helped as an art project for them.

Would've helped with the FAKE trad dad image, too.

A gift that can get your luggage red flagged by drug sniffing dogs at an airport checkpoint.
 
I'm putting this here for posterity in case it matters later. A few of us are keeping an eye on the Sletta/Woltjer/Rekieta happenings. (I've long believed Matthew and/or Dan Sletta was part of the crew associated with going to Pastor Melin.)

Dan and Shari (Kayla's mom) Sletta on Valentine's Day along with Kayla's big brother, Matthew Woltjer, and his wife Jackie.
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No sign of Nick or Kayla.
 
No sign of Nick or Kayla.
Even Nick isn’t shameless enough to show up to a Valentine’s Day event with Kayla, as if they’re some committed couple deeply in love and dedicated to one another, forsaking all others.

Then again, this is Nick. He says lying doesn’t count if it’s nobody‘s business. I can very much see him rationalizing why Kayla wasn’t entitled to know he didn’t intend to keep his marriage vows.
 
I'm putting this here for posterity in case it matters later. A few of us are keeping an eye on the Sletta/Woltjer/Rekieta happenings. (I've long believed Matthew and/or Dan Sletta was part of the crew associated with going to Pastor Melin.)

Dan and Shari (Kayla's mom) Sletta on Valentine's Day along with Kayla's big brother, Matthew Woltjer, and his wife Jackie.
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No sign of Nick or Kayla.
I can kind of see the witch features in her face, though nowhere near the spine tingling fright of her daughter
 
I'm putting this here for posterity in case it matters later. A few of us are keeping an eye on the Sletta/Woltjer/Rekieta happenings. (I've long believed Matthew and/or Dan Sletta was part of the crew associated with going to Pastor Melin.)

Dan and Shari (Kayla's mom) Sletta on Valentine's Day along with Kayla's big brother, Matthew Woltjer, and his wife Jackie.
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No sign of Nick or Kayla.
Why would Kayla be there? Theres Star Trek to be watched and Legos to be built. The anterograde amnesia from her daily benzo buffet means that everytime she watches a Star Trek episode, it's new to her.
 
It astounds me how his LOLbertarian swiss cheese brain can separate the concepts of regularly taking illicit psychoactive drugs and child neglect, as if they are mutually exclusive concepts.
Hey Rekieta, your kids knew what was happening when you were strung out, hitting yourself in the head while Uncle Aaron took mommy upstairs to fix her dress for a few hours.
It should be a crime how you forced your eldest into parentifcation to cover for your weak-willed decisions, you fucking worm.
 
I'm putting this here for posterity in case it matters later. A few of us are keeping an eye on the Sletta/Woltjer/Rekieta happenings. (I've long believed Matthew and/or Dan Sletta was part of the crew associated with going to Pastor Melin.)

Dan and Shari (Kayla's mom) Sletta on Valentine's Day along with Kayla's big brother, Matthew Woltjer, and his wife Jackie.
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No sign of Nick or Kayla.
TBF Valentine´s must be a very busy day at the Rekieta manor... a massive line of bulls that fucked them both to celebrate, FaceTime with Third World male prostitutes remembering their "face time". You guys keep forgetting how busy Niggieta is.
 
It's still kind of insane to me that he has barely fucking streamed since his arrest. It's not surprising, but it's incredible to me that he's gone from daily streams (which were drunken disasters, but still daily nonetheless) to just sitting in comment sections and live chats for hours. At least Ralph kept steaming after his revenge porn charges got dropped; for Nick this is pathetic.
The nepotism thing is a really big misconception. People seem to think Francis gave his daughter a leading role because he wanted her to become a famous actress. In reality, Winona Ryder was supposed to play the role but she ended up having a mental breakdown, so Francis had to ask his daughter, as a favour, to play the role because he literally couldn't find anyone else. Sofia has gone on record saying she never wanted to be an actress and it was just because her father begged her to do it. And while it's not a good performance from someone who obviously has no experience in acting, Keanu Reeves in Dracula (directed by Coppola two years later) is far worse of a performance in my mind.
The incest thing is weird, I will give you that, but I like the idea of it being an older, repentant Michael. That's the other big misconception about III, that's it's meant to be Godfather III instead of an epilogue. Coppola and Mario Puzo wanted to call it "The Death of Michael Corleone" to signify it was a different story, and that "The Godfather" was a two part story, but the studio insisted they call it Godfather III. That's why the 2020 re-release is called "The Godfather Coda: The Death of Michael Corleone."

And yes, I wrote that opening paragraph to be about Nick Rekeita so this entire post can still be classified as on-topic and won't be deleted but allows me to rant about Godfather III/Coda. Nick Rekieta would never be repentant like Michael Corleone is in that film. It would be like Michael telling Pope John Paul I that Fredo deserved to die because he was an incel prude who didn't enjoy fun.
 
This dude works 5 times a year
I get you're trying to exaggerate but that's too much of an overestimation.

Someone mentioned bookmarks the other day. He could've sent everyone a unique bookmark, signed by him maybe. All he needed was cardstock, a hole puncher and ribbon. The kids could've helped as an art project for them.

Would've helped with the FAKE trad dad image, too.
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Hope his LOCALS fans enjoy this thing chirping at them when they're trying to pass customs at the airport.
It's an ion scan which detects trace amounts of narcotics and explosives.
 
I love how Nick rapidly alternates between "Its no one's business, fuck off nerd" and "it's SUCH a good story, I'm just legally tied up before I can spill every story".

I truly believe the pencil dick cuckold has a raging woman-tier bipolar disorder.

No story you tell will change the fundamentals Nick, your Christian wife had another man's semen in her while you had to reach for the Viagra pill.
 
It's still kind of insane to me that he has barely fucking streamed since his arrest. It's not surprising, but it's incredible to me that he's gone from daily streams (which were drunken disasters, but still daily nonetheless) to just sitting in comment sections and live chats for hours. At least Ralph kept steaming after his revenge porn charges got dropped; for Nick this is pathetic.
Ralph's a more consistent streamer and lawyer than Nick ever was. People in this thread were posting calendars of Nick's streams in '24, because even before the arrest, he was very inconsistent.
 
It's still kind of insane to me that he has barely fucking streamed since his arrest. It's not surprising, but it's incredible to me that he's gone from daily streams (which were drunken disasters, but still daily nonetheless) to just sitting in comment sections and live chats for hours. At least Ralph kept steaming after his revenge porn charges got dropped; for Nick this is pathetic.
Nick is a hedonist with holes in his brain that won't do anything he doesn't get a dopamine hit off of

Back in the day streaming meant guaranteed 5 figures, constant praise, and being able to drink

Now it means a couple hundred bucks, superchats reminding him he's a child abuser, and having to remain (mostly) sober.
 
Knowing that Destiny is currently making an excellent effort to be LOTY2025 through being sued for revenge porn, what do y'all think Nick is going to have to do to maintain his winning streak?

I'm hoping the next December surprise is all the women coming out and revealing how fucking creepy and weird Nick's been in their DMs, because I'm hoping any charges he gets for the computer hacks happen well before then. Legal Mindset mentioned Nick has incredibly intimate conversations with female streamers/fans that he doesn't have with men, even if said women have boyfriends/husbands. I want Buffalo Dan to come back to guarantee Nick's victory for the second time by dropping the Nick DMs of him acting like a massive fucking simp trying to recruit Dan into Nick's gross poly shit.
 
Knowing that Destiny is currently making an excellent effort to be LOTY2025 through being sued for revenge porn, what do y'all think Nick is going to have to do to maintain his winning streak?
Why not both? On Sean's stream last night, someone was superchatting that there was a Destiny/Rekieta sex tape (timestamped to the first chat):
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Of course, anyone with $12 could make this claim. (Sorry, Ralph.)

Edit to add: See Sean's comments (disbelief) below.
 
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