DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

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I swear, some of these facial expressions makes it seem like he's in the middle of a magazine photoshoot.

He's channeling his inner Zoolander with that Blue Steel impression.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Phil is also a hairy, gay man. The manbearpig has been completed. This is what Al Gore tried to warn us about, but no one took him serially.

 

[Pickle Man]

Just... look at this... what the fuck...
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He's never beating the 220, the or the allegations

You can tell that Phil is thinking about LTG milk chocolate alpha dick while deep throating that candy bar.

 

[MAWBD2]

Just... look at this... what the fuck...
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He's never beating the 220, the or the allegations

Man ... modern AI is getting ridiculously good.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Doody said that PPP reached out to him and was trying to get Doody on Smark Guys to grill Phil, but Phil refused to have doody on.

 

[demicolon]

Sorry Chuds, but this is what a peak Polish male performance looks like.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

So uh are we supposed to also treat him as a special needs piece of shit or just a piece of shit? He hasn't really made it clear yet since the Watson allegations.

Maybe PPP needs to tell him how to handle this just like the Cop story.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Were it not for his ego and narcissism he would have leaned into the whole autism thing to shield himself from criticism for past and present words and actions, like Cartman faking Tourettes so he could yell out HATEFUL SLURS.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Doody said that PPP reached out to him and was trying to get Doody on Smark Guys to grill Phil, but Phil refused to have doody on.

Imagine being so pussified and buckbroken that you’re too scared to be confronted on the lowercase “i” internet by a man named doody. Kek

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Imagine being so pussified and buckbroken that you’re too scared to be confronted on the lowercase “i” internet by a man named doody. Kek

It’s especially embarrassing because Doody is not a mystery. Phil has undoubtedly heard him talk before. He’s not—or should not be—intimidating to anyone with a minimal amount of confidence and smarts.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

He’s not—or should not be—intimidating to anyone with a minimal amount of confidence and smarts.

Obviously, that's why Phil is deathly afraid of talking to him.

If he can't throw verbal hands with a guy like Doody it's really over for him. Too much time with dents in a vacuum.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

Were it not for his ego and narcissism he would have leaned into the whole autism thing to shield himself from criticism for past and present words and actions, like Cartman faking Tourettes so he could yell out HATEFUL SLURS.

I fully expect Phil to self diagnose that he is on the spectrum in like 10 years and pull the kingcobra "don't bully me man I'm autistic"

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Obviously, that's why Phil is deathly afraid of talking to him.

If he can't throw verbal hands with a guy like Doody it's really over for him. Too much time with dents in a vacuum.

Losing a verbal sparring match with DEW-DEE would be the ultimate self-felt of himself that in and of itself would be a self-inflicted felt too devastating to ever un-felt.. himself.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

I fully expect Phil to self diagnose that he is on the spectrum in like 10 years and pull the kingcobra "don't bully me man I'm autistic"

I don't think that'll ever happen, narc ego is too strong. The closest he's come is admitting to being a "former" alcoholic, and he only used that as an excuse to get out of an ass beating. And I'm sure he rationalized it as him actually being STRONGER since he was able to overcome his alcoholism!

 

[snort inquisition]

I don't think that'll ever happen, narc ego is too strong. The closest he's come is admitting to being a "former" alcoholic, and he only used that as an excuse to get out of an ass beating. And I'm sure he rationalized it as him actually being STRONGER since he was able to overcome his alcoholism!

when he was asked by the cringe retard he did his "interview" with recently if hew as on the spectrum he gave a really weird, evasive, non answer along the lines of "well when i was a kid there was no such thing as that so"

 

[Elite Kipchak]

doody can barely make it through a sentence without stuttering and repeating himself 20 times. it would have been an easy slam dunk if our king had any balls.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

I am not a huge believer in therapy but Phil should really consider it. I doubt he'd be willing to listen to what the therapist has to say, but just getting out of the snort fort and talking to another adult with an actual life would do wonders for his mental health. Phil has spent so many years speaking only to dents and being a hermit I'm convinced their retardedness has rubbed off on him.

Not that he was that smart to begin with, but he wasn't this retarded.

 

[Balr0g]

I am not a huge believer in therapy but Phil should really consider it. I doubt he'd be willing to listen to what the therapist has to say, but just getting out of the snort fort and talking to another adult with an actual life would do wonders for his mental health. Phil has spent so many years speaking only to dents and being a hermit I'm convinced their retardedness has rubbed off on him.

Not that he was that smart to begin with, but he wasn't this retarded.

I pity the therapist who would listen to Phil's drivel. I mean it seems that everyone who listens to him just once thinks he is a 220 case. Jesus Christ

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I am not a huge believer in therapy but Phil should really consider it. I doubt he'd be willing to listen to what the therapist has to say, but just getting out of the snort fort and talking to another adult with an actual life would do wonders for his mental health. Phil has spent so many years speaking only to dents and being a hermit I'm convinced their retardedness has rubbed off on him.

Not that he was that smart to begin with, but he wasn't this retarded.

Someone like Phil would use therapy to be more of a piece of shit to be honest. He would find some way to even abuse and game therapy like how he cheeses videogame bosses.

Imagine how much of a mouthpiece he uses Kat for shit and the words he puts in her mouth. The therapist would just be another thing for that.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

If he can't throw verbal hands with a guy like Doody

He quite literally couldn't throw verbal hands with an 11 y/o girl. That's how much of a sissy little bitch Phil is, can't even talk shit to a literal child until after she left.