Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 304 26.5%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 813 70.9%

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    1,146
So Elon insults people by calling them "retard" and "pedo".... every accusation a confession?
Well, his IVF fetish clearly shows he has no sexual interest in women. He has a fetish for dumping his Y chromosome everywhere then throwing the offspring in the trash after giving them a cringy, faggot-ass name starting with X.

What a fuckin weirdo. Howard Hughes was normal compared to this guy.
 
ELON! The childlings need sex change operations.. Marital muck raking. I love it.

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Well, his IVF fetish clearly shows he has no sexual interest in women. He has a fetish for dumping his Y chromosome everywhere then throwing the offspring in the trash after giving them a cringy, faggot-ass name starting with X.

What a fuckin weirdo. Howard Hughes was normal compared to this guy.

I hadn't even considered this but I immediately realize this is very likely. I compared Elon to Hughs recently to my friend.

[PPP Voice] : And we got Elon.Musks.IVF.Fetish for FIVE SUBS! CAN WE HIT IT?!?!
 
Well, his IVF fetish clearly shows he has no sexual interest in women. He has a fetish for dumping his Y chromosome everywhere then throwing the offspring in the trash after giving them a cringy, faggot-ass name starting with X.

What a fuckin weirdo. Howard Hughes was normal compared to this guy.
Women are icky and gross tbh cringe to be into that.
 
"EUUGHHHH, THIS IS THE CHAINSAW FOR BUREAUCRACY! CHAINSAW!!! *whining noise*"
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Elon has such massive beta energy, like if he were a lefty, I would imagine Elon would be made fun of for being a soy boy because that's what he is.
 
Well, his IVF fetish clearly shows he has no sexual interest in women.
It's not even a fetish when his dick is mangled like he took his chainsaw to it. He can't have sex with women. IVF is his only option. His penis is probably so shriveled and destroyed, that just like Harvey Weinstein, he can't even masturbate. It's just a lump of a flesh that piss comes out of occasionally. Between his bloated Cybertruck shaped torso and hair plugs the guy is certainly living up to his jew genetics. "Oh he's not a jew dude.....you're just jealous".
Azealia Banks confirmed he has a penile implant that went wrong, which if I'm going to believe that about anyone it would be about him.
There were rumors going around over a decade ago that Musk had "no genitals" like he was in an accident or something. And there were rumors about Harvey Weinstein losing his penis that went around for years before being confirmed as well. But everyone just figured that they were just easy insults of the typical "haha you have a small dick" variety. Not actual truths about the misshapen messes that these losers are equipped with. Jeffery Epstein also had a freakishly small and odd shaped penis as well.
 
I guess it's a little poetic that that thing would be absolutely shit and unsafe at actual chainsaw work.
Yeah, that weird ball on the minuscule switch off bar had me wondering if that's actually how that model was made originally... it does seem like it would strike your arm, but might also just go under it as easily. looks dangerous. But I've seen some really wonky antique ones who seemed on par. Too bad he never rev'd it...
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How hard is it for Elon to realize, that the guy wildly wielding the chain saw probably isn't the good guy?
Since he doesn't care about that obvious implication, you'd at least assume he'd choose something looking moar aggressive and metal, since he's such an edge lord. I really can't get over how gay and retarded that thing looks in the first place and I don't even mean the gaudy additions.

If I decided to go with the chansaw man, my autism for machinery would've forced my to go with at least this - fuck safety and convention hall house rules - since, in this hypothetical, you'd be edge-lording hard anyway, right?
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loud, cude and menancing
He just isn't cool, no matter how hard he tries... it's sad. But I'm kidding myself, he couldn't even lift one like these.
 
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that's pretty sad. more evidence that elon is only interested in spawning blood bags
Meat shields.
Should be helping his own children

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He shadowbanned her too. This is what conservative magatards look up to
Shadowbanning, it’s what all self-respecting free speech absolutists do.
Elon tweeted this in the White House, true resistance is being a billionaire and practically running the country

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This is pure reddit tier gay cringe posting.
 
FREE SPEECH ABSOLUTIONIST
Free speech abolitionist.
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Elon has such massive beta energy, like if he were a lefty, I would imagine Elon would be made fun of for being a soy boy because that's what he is.
All he'd have to do is grow one of those little cuck beards, buy a pair of black frame glasses, even better if he has no prescription and they're fake, get a gauge in each ear, and wear a wife beater shirt to show off his total lack of musculature, with some gay tattoos.
 
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