Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[UniqueHair]

Wonder if we'll end up an Easter Egg so Al can torture, kidnap and murder us. Who knows, he might finally get rid of Osana entirely and make the first rival the formidable green haired trilby wearing tsundere temptress 'Kiwi Fameru'

Edited to add if any art Kiwis decide to roll with this idea of a Kiwi style rival...please make her flat chested and have her skirt reach the floor, if only to deny Eva one more fap pic.

Gimme a bit, I'll sketch her. Skirt with sweatpants underneath.

 

[Adamska]

To further indulge the forming OC for anyone interested, I'm imagining they wear a boy's high school uniform, has a camera to take snapshots of idiots to laugh at, and like Alex's inexplicable choice of using a British speaking va for his dumb sham of a project, has an Aussie accent. There you go: Noka Kiui's basic characteristics, right down to the whole google translate tier name.

 

[Keystone]

I doubt it's us keeping him awake at night. Probably just lost track of time slurping at big busty boobies again. I mean, with respect, us speds are not worth losing sleep over.

Also might I suggest our OC's hairstyle have a bun that's shaped like the site's logo.

 

[UniqueHair]

So yea, I'm on the go right now so here's a pencil sketch.

Spoiler: Wanted her to look her age too

 

[IngusNSFW]

Kiui Nojo, perfect name and a professional top quality name for a character and x10 better than green green.

 

[shitrat mcgee]

wanted to try my hand at kiwi farmeru....

Spoiler

what a rude bitch. eva takes the time to slurp at her (despite her pathetic rack) and she's this ungrateful????
also, there's no schoolgirl uniform... c-could this girl be.... legal age...?!

 

[[V A P O R W A V E]]

YandereDev is fucking dumb. He cries about never having time and not knowing how to fix it, but literally, if he got an assistant, most of his problems would be solved.

 

[Vibe]

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careful words, alex

 

[A Sign]

How long till he publicly chimps out?

"Twitch wont allow muh game cuz its run by those SJWs!"

Ohh or when New Yandere Sim and/or Love me are released and they don't get a twitch ban? he's gonna go nucular apeshit

 

[Vibe]

He banned patreon donators from his stream when they were asking about his work habits. But he still makes careful sure that anyone that asks questions is seen as a "kiwi".

Also:

 

[Nekomata12]

Oh, this is fun

Spoiler

 

[José Mourinho]

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careful words, alex

If he can explain everything quickly why can't he just post the truth immediately instead of telling them to PM him with these dang dirty emails?

Also that 8chan debacle on "how bad they are treating him", what do you expect, you had an interview with Kotaku along with doing shit that will piss them off (I think one of them is shortening the panties or something but not clear about it, but it does got to do with removing content) so what do you expect?

And no, posting in a YouTube comment (I can understand if it's on a livestream where he got pissed because it's immediate interaction) where you dissed a mod is not gonna reflect good on you. And plus if he knew it's negative, why can't he just apologise about it? It's not that hard and it would turn that negative into a positive and thus adding more to thousands of positive interactions.

I can go on but this is more than enough. The more YandereDev goes down the deeper he goes. Also to remind you all when he clarified about the stolen grass texture in a thread not much are buying it. If he does make a video about the truth it's gonna take a lot of hard work to do so.

 

[Vibe]

The latest Alex Mahan cummie: Any information that does not praise me is false and out-of-context propaganda especially if it doesn't have my patreon link next to it.

Also just a note but he explicitly said in last night's stream that the patreon is entirely a "tip" for him and not actually directly funding the game(to pardon his freedom to use the money however he sees fit).

 

[[V A P O R W A V E]]

He banned patreon donators from his stream when they were asking about his work habits. But he still makes careful sure that anyone that asks questions is seen as a "kiwi".

He's so retarded. Look, I want to try out this game in its final form as much as anyone else, but it looks like he decided to tackle a huge project, has shit coding skills, then whines about people not understanding his struggle. All while wasting time making 15 min videos about how he gets too many emails or people want him to make some real progress. He could have gotten someone to help him code a while ago. HE DIDN'T. He could of had someone vet his emails and only send him important stuff for the game. HE DOESN'T WANT THAT. He seriously made a video asking his fans if he could just make the game as a hobby after taking a ton of donation money.

I expect this guy to cut and run before all is said and done.

 

[drazill]

Man, reading all of this thread has been a wild ride.

And you know what, I just want to say even after all of this drama... I personally would forgive everything negative about Eva and his past -- except the creepy pedophilia accusations if it's all actually true -- if he just bucked down, owned up to his poor decisions in Yandere Simulator's development, hired an additional developer (or worked with a game studio), and just made some real fucking progress on the game. Doing that would negate so much of this PR nightmare he seems has found himself in.

It can be that easy for him, really! But, we all know that will not be the ending of this saga.

 

[Vibe]

Man, reading all of this thread has been a wild ride.

And you know what, even after all of this drama I personally would forgive everything negative about Eva and his past (except the creepy pedophilia accusations if it's all actually true) if he just bucked down, owned up to his poor decisions in Yandere Simulator's development, hired an additional developer, and just made some real fucking progress on the game. Doing that would negate so much of this PR nightmare he has found himself in.

This is the most enlightening thing he could possibly do that would do away with so much extra PR effort on his end. But because it involves him fessing up to his faults and welcoming criticism and recognizing a need for change in himself, he would absolutely never do this in his life-time when deep down within his soul he has turned out to be an unsalvageable human being down to the molecular structure of his DNA. Alex is the type of person that has to hit absolute fucking rock bottom before realizing "damn I should try things a little differently".

 

[Keystone]

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He always defaults to that "My version of events is more important and therefore the truth" spiel. He just does not understand that going, "No that's not true because I say so. The end" to criticisms is not an answer. And again, it's the reason he has 8 (or is it 9?) fucking "Clearing Up Misunderstandings" posts.

I also like how he keeps desperately repeating that lie about us not having sources for our claims, or saying that it's "misinformation." We back up everything and most of the dirt we have on Alex comes directly from him - and as we all know, everything he says is the ultimate objective truth. So wouldn't it stand to reason that, by his logic, that makes the things we say about him extra true?

*slurp*

 

[Vibe]

"Clearing Up Misunderstandings: The Movie" Coming Soon(2017)

 

[drazill]

This is the most enlightening thing he could possibly do that would do away with so much extra PR effort on his end. But because it involves him fessing up to his faults and welcoming criticism and recognizing a need for change in himself, he would absolutely never do this in his life-time when deep down within his soul he has turned out to be an unsalvageable human being down to the molecular structure of his DNA. Alex is the type of person that has to hit absolute fucking rock bottom before realizing "damn I should try things a little differently".

It's difficult owning up to your faults/mistakes in such a profound way as I suggested. But honestly, in a situation like this it may be worth it.

Just think about it... Other than those pedophilia accusations would any dirt on him on this forum or anywhere else actually matter at all if Eva just made consistent progress on the game and produced results? I don't think so. Honestly, I don't think 90% of the people who read or post in this thread would have ever given a shit about Eva to begin with if he just got shit done and worked as hard as he claims he does.

This thread has been so entertaining to read (it encouraged me to make an account too) because Eva's solution for escaping cow status and ensuring his game's future is staring him right in the face.

 

[Trombonista]

Claim:"Yanderedev did something wrong!"
Truth: I did nothing wrong. I was just misunderstood.

There, I just covered every "Clearing up Misunderstandings" post with less than five sentences.