The Beezers are definitely there to help with her healthy eaiting and salvaging her
strained & fake totally real and non-transactional marriage to Salad**. Gunt‘s making rat faces and doing her wheeze-laugh she does when she thinks she’s being cute and quirky. It looks like Chin is heading out to grab a quick bite of healthy fast food…
Color me shocked Gunt has ditched her completely legit diet in less than 3
weeks days only to steal her pet pervert’s wallet in the middle of the night to go gorge at the cheapest, fast food, feeding trough.…..how totally unexpected and completely out of character. FYI: she’s already winded from walking across the room to
steal borrow Salad’s wallet.
**this sneaking around to get food is reminiscent of the issues she had with Bibi
ETA: RECAP of her STREAM from Gunt sneaking out to get food:
-she’s talking about bringing TP with her because she feels a twinge regarding using the toilet
-Salad is fine with her going out (whispers this)
-I’m drinking my Unicity right now because FIBER
-hey guise, this Unicity is going to be the reason why I’m going to need a toilet really soon
-Unicity deflection and retarded explaining as to WHY Unicity is legit for FIBER
-I do want to pray in a mosque some day
ETA2:
-lots of heavy breathing and Gunt is struggling to put shoes on out in hallway while whispering
-Jebus, she really is sweaty and winded from just standing and putting her shoes on.
- NO Im not waking him up to tell him I’m leaving (hes SLEEPING), …once downstairs and out of the elevator: but I can message him now
(her hijab is covered in cat hair and pilled material. The Slaton forehead is pretty prominent, even with filters in this harsh, early a.m. sun).
-she’s struggling to get in the car and adjusting the seat etc)
-It’s HOT this morning
(she’s GIDDY with the excitement of getting her fast food fix)
-Temu car conversation about the window sticker
-Hey Rebecca, OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! maybe you should get a Cameo for your birthday (tee hee)
-yeah…maybe I should lower the prices but it helps me out
-we’re not going to McD’s…Gunt is thinking falafel..besides McDonald’s is too expensive
-I’m not going to a Canada for my birthday, unless you’re paying for it. Salad barely let me go last time.it’s too expensive
(her newly established bankruptcy payments are obviously cutting deep)
-lots of singing and being obnoxious
-send me money guise and I’ll STOP the singing
-more singing and lots of mindless, verbal diarrhea. Chins fully focused on getting to food
-wow, so much traffic…more singing of random words and laughing
-Is hard to learn another language. Smee put her in the French school…did you guise know Smee’s dad spoke French and Chins last name and her father is French?
-Chins can’t really speak any slang words or understand any local slang and she can’t really speak to you but she totally knows French, unless it’s Parisian French, then not so much
-Hey, did you know Bibi spoke French?!..
he’s from Senegal and that’s in Africa and they speak French there
-More French language deflection
-it’s 18 C right now..too hot for her. did you know it gets CRAZY hot in Kuwait. It’s a dry, hot heat. Even Salad gets hot..it’s crazy guise
-I need a coffee guise (more pointless small talk about traffi)
-Talk of more things she should take her chat to go see
-gonna save the junkier meal for later tonight, like Sizzler. There’s a POPEYES in Kuwait now. Kuwait has some of THE BEST fast food places for non-corporate styled joints.
-lots of chicken wing talk re: what she likes and what she wants to eat, what she has eaten, what she wants to try when she next gets wings
-maybe I’ll take you guise to the mall
-did you know the mall has restaurants
-her UNICITY has fallen over and her arms are too short to reach it
-driving by Chili’s..yells CHLIS and starts singing “Chilis”..Salad makes her stick to a budget. They are only suppose to spend 5 KWD when they eat out but usually she spends 10 KWD
-Do you guise ever budget for food and eaiting out?
-I trying to not swear
-Ooo, Burger King, oh, Pizza Hut…I’m going to get falafel.
-the bus is stopped, should I go around? Look, someone is getting off the bus, it’s an older lady, look at her dress.
-This is the Little Caesars I go to…more verbal diarrhea and Gunt is focused on FOOD
-My teeth are orange today, yeah, Santa Fe sauce, Hardee’s …Kuwait has all the chains…She could go for some deep fried pickles
-yeah, falafel is deep fried
-I’m not supposed to film in there but she will bring them in anyway and hide the camera
-I haven’t eaten today. I have to get my Unicity (Off the floor)
-How do single people meet? uuuh, I don’t know. ”In Salah’s culture lots of marriages are arranged”
-More food talk..you can’t find “racy” websites there in Kuwait. More marriage and hijab talk (she really shows her ignorance when she speaks)
ETA3:
-more culture-according-to-Chantal talk
- ”Do they have a bathroom here? I need to use the bathroom, shit“
-Struggling to adjust the AC; talking about food Smee used to make her for breakie
-more talk about her NOT having used the toilet yet today
-walking the 50 ft to falfel joints door, (POTATO QUALITY stream)
-hey guise, I forgot the router (she walked back to Temu-mobile)
-heavy breathing and pointing out the “cool” decorations as a deflection. She placed her order while she did NOT have the router so we didn’t get to hear what she actually ordered. Not suss at all
-lots of struggling and grunting as she’s first trying to get the Unicity from the back seat and then get herself into the drivers seat
- I KNOW IM FAT
(Foodles is really winded from that basic activity)
-bubbly small talk and drinking her UNICITY before the meal, it’s thick guise, it’s orange, it has fiber
-she has the AC blasting as she’s too hot
-soluble fiber is good for your gut
-she wears her glasses when driving or for movies. She doesn’t need them for up close
-Okay guise, we’re gonna get a coffee….do I need a coffee? …let’s just go to the beach and eat.
-lots of random sound effects, small talk and her standard “cutie” behavior as she’s heading to the beach to feed
-getting coffee would give her the runs so she’s not risking it
BLACK SCREEN and STREAM FROZE…Beezers are confused
…and still frozen.
- she’s finally back……it’s been almost 5 minutes of black
-discusses the sandwich she got BUT WE DONT KNOW WHAT SHE GOT yet cuz stream was frozen..something about needing free Wi-Fi and hers isn’t working(?)
-she doesn’t know where or how Salad pays for the router (she sounds irritated about the stream freezing and dropping out though) she says something about needing free Wi-Fi for this stream or ??!?..more potato quality or frozen screen
-she’s muted and in ANOTHER restaurant?!? Chat is saying it’s a Tim Hortons
-aaand she’s BACK and extremely red and sweaty. She walked into another restaurant
-Turns out the WI-FI did get cut off and Salad needs to pay it so until then it got turned off, this happens every month guise but it’s not shady on Salads part
-she was just at a Starbucks and got a coffee, had to mute cuz copyrighted music
-YUM! Look at this (shows off her massive falafel sandwich) Ummm! It was only 700 fils..she doesn’t know how much that is though
-we are currently using FREE Wi-Fi because Salad does need to pay the bill
-I don’t know why there is no autopay..I’m going to ask him. I don’t know what is happening. Our Wi-Fi just isn’t working
-she’s STARVEEN
-Salad has data so if their out and she forgets the router, she just uses salad as a hotspot.
-No, salad doesn’t like contracts so maybe that’s why there’s no auto pay?
-well, with phones and stuff he doesn't like contracts but with the car it’s different, he doesn’t mind the contract
-a comment says “you come alive when you’re out eating” and she agrees
-more conversation about why the Wi-Fi is turned off. Gunt is assuming Salad needs to pay the bill but she’s doesn’t know how much, to who or where to pay etc.
-IT’S VEGAN….yummm
ETA 4:
-the bread is fresh
-it’s so filling
-she feels full probably because she drank the Unicity
-more pointless, small talk with her chat
-Stop hating on the Middle East
-H-Man can kiss my ass…I’m not afraid of no entities. Kiss my grits
-Gonna test her blood sugar in 2 hours to see if Unicity worked -I LOOK CUTE? Thank you Nicky.
-Why didn’t I just get ONE sandwich? I didn’t realize they were this huge but I’m still hungry.
- IF I GET STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR on the way home and have no internet Im screwed (does Foodles have no working cell with texting capabilities and data while in Kuwait so she is relying on Wi-Fi and free messaging apps?)
-we can’t go to the beach, no internet or free Wi-Fi
-I wish I wasn’t diabetic. They had a TO DIE FOR Kuwait celebration brownie amd cheesecake in the Starbucks
-they didn’t give her a napkin
-tahini is healthy fat, very healthy but do you know how many calories? It’s heart healthy though, heathy fat.
-I have tissue in here but I can’t reach it
-Salad doesn’t like her to go out at night but doesn’t mind during the day
-chokes on her water IT WENT DWN THE WRONG HOLE
-“ I heard dill pickle Doritos are SLAY”
-opens car door and twists trying to turn and grab some tissues for napkins
-gets tissues and is picking nose, wiping face etc. Her standard, non-hygienic behaviors
-Salad won’t answer the phone right now, he’s sleeping (re: Wi-Fi being shut off)
-Salad doesn’t have a regular job, he’s sets his own hours
-Salad might have to be with his friends tonight so I was thinking of taking you guise with me
-You guise are my only friends
-you see how much I’m having to pay every month
-Salad doesn’t have any debt except this car. He’s smart with money. He pays 900 per month for this car to pay it off faster
-some financial lecturing from Chins about being fiscally responsible when buying a vehicle
-when it’s paid off, it will be HIS car….or our car..whatever
-resale value goes DOWN on cars guise
-he’s not rich but he’s smart. You don’t have to be rich when you’re smart
-I have nothing to hide
-it’s too hot (windows go up and AC turned back on)
(overall, Gunt is no longer giddy or singing etc now the food is down the food hole)
-Salad collects his money, he’s a share holder. He doesn’t go to work on a regular basis.
-there are a lot of trees in certain places. She might take us there some time
-when you’re a business owner you just sit back and collect your earnings
(AND THE SNOTTY, DEFENSIVE GUNT HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING)
- a good side income is our couples channel we were making pretty decent money with one video a week as a side hustle
-why should he get out of bed when he makes enough money
-how do you know Salad isn’t involved with making decisions in the business -It isn’t anybody’s business. How he makes money is his business
-I’m not lying
-its not like he’s a CEO of a bank and has to be in a boardroom all day
-Sheposted receipts of HER debt..Salad told her to just worry about her debts amd not to worry about him
-what do my receipts have to do with his business
-Gunt posted her “receipts” because people accuse her of not paying her bills
-in Islam, it’s frowned on for him to take my money. I have my money and he has his.
-I AM PAYING my debts
-more marrage definitions..”just because I’m not married in Canada” (reading comment)..Yeah, theres lots of different situations and you guise don know.
-she’s using her “meager” YouTube income to pay off her debts.
-you can make payments on your taxes
-what would dirty text messages have to do with him getting into Canada?
-there’s no PROOF they’re even his
-you’re all just a bunch of Islamophobic HAYDURS
-Bashar is no longer in power anymore, Bashar the Dog would probably be assassinated if he tried to come back To Syria
-that’s not his voice, you can use an AI. voice…that was definitely not Salad and was AI
-Canada spousal visas have nothing to do with fake voice and text messages
-Gunt needs to use the toilet
-Troll make up stuff and the WOOF WOOF doesn’t even sound like him
-even if we got kicked out of Kuwait we’d survive..so fuck off
-you have no PROOF
Gunt is WINDING down regarding the pre-fast food high she gets but she’s also winding UP to low-key rage/argue with her chat.. she is just repeating herself over and over and over.….AND using so many direct quotes from the various reaction channels (which she’s OBVIOUSLY not watching at all guise.) She’s doing her typical, reinforcing of her version of history, trying to rewrite and change the narrative…but also, she is not really saying anything new: i.e. The Haydurs need the help, stay mad because she’s happy as a clam, blah, blah, blah…She’s never going to watch people she doesn’t like and at least Yo Momma is funny so stay mad baby.
Its just the Same Ol’ Same Ol’.. Its not your business and you have no proof.
-FYI: she’s now going to drop trow in a public toilet at the beach
SUMMARY: Theres nothing new here so just wait for the clip channels to cut this down to something reasonable. I do think the stress is starting to show regarding promises to start eaiting this new diet. The fact she’s grabbing her pet pervert‘s wallet and sneaking out at the crack of dawn because she got super chats to pay for her junk food is very telling. Something has gotta give eventually. This is very reminiscent of the months leading up to when Bibi finally put his foot down, said he was done and told Chins it was over and to move out,
I'm done with the play by play recap:
J’ai FINI
ETA 5: Chins is now “guesstimating“ the number of calories she just ate which just reinforcess the fact that the only weightloss Foodles will achieve is when Lord Beetus takes a limb or two
ETA 6: towards the end of this live Chantal starts to try and explain her totally real FAMILY VISA that she claims she in now under (not to be confused with the tourist visa that’s super easy for her to get because she’s Canadian and can go anywhere )..anyway, she attempts to explain why she HAD to be out of Kuwait for an extended amount of time in fall 2023. It will be interesting to see if she doesn’t edit the last part of this LIVE out. She really does tell on herself if you let her talk long enough. I’d say with her new receipts showing her payments to Leaf Land for bankruptcy and ALL her talk about money , visas, Canada and marriage that Salad is final turning the screws regarding Chantal finally holding up her end of the bargain regarding their fake marriage and getting Salad into CANADA.
—With Gunt’s continued insistence during this stream that she NEEDS Wi-Fi to contact Salad, I suspect Foodles may have no actual working cell number (with texting capabilities and data) while in Kuwait and is soley relying on Wi-Fi and free messaging apps.
—I truly wonder which will give out first: One of Chantal’s organs -OR- Salad’s willingness to continue with this charade?
(Do any Farmers actually have this one on their Bingo card for 2025?)
