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The angels were only in the city to get Lot and his family out. Sodom and Gomorrah were already marked for destruction.
Then the townsfolk tried to fuck the angels and the angels got on the radio and said "BROKEN EAGLE BROKEN EAGLE, WE NEED FIRE SUPPORT NOW, DANGER CLOSE."
 
Wait, I have a off-topic question. In the old testament, did angels even take the form of women?
Nope. When angels appear to mankind on the earth they are either referred to only as angels, with no further specification of their appearance, or described as men, apparently indistinguishable from human men except by their mission and raiment. In visions they may instead appear in various symbolic forms with many eyes, wings, heads, etc. (what reddit terms the only "biblically accurate angels"). This is true in the new testament also.
 
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