Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Calzaghe2]

When musk and trump break up I will root for a Jonestown like event for the Elon fags

 

[neger psykolog]

Even if you could set up a means of reviewing the mountain of data that this would return, how would you verify that it's true?

Honestly, if I was an employee I'd just pull up my job description and say that's what I've been doing.

Plus, if I'm a manager then last thing I want to see is a loss of personnel while my workload remains the same. You would have everyone sat together making sure they have good responses.

There's probably a good 2/3rds of department where Elon's software/engineering management background doesn't apply at all and makes no sense to try and apply and there are probably countless federal employees who don't even have email addresses to begin with.

He really is retarded to think his same strategy of getting rid of a bunch of staff at Twitter would also work across an entire government. People argue that it did work but tons of stuff at Twitter became objectively shitter. And Twitter only has a single product/goal. Trying the same shit across something like the US federal government is beyond retarded.

Trump's 2nd term started with a Tesla being suicide bombed at a Trump hotel and although this didn't end up being a statement against Musk or Trump he's really trying to fly as close as he possibly can to the sun. Those wings he currently has are just as frail as any other human's wings and they're bound together with the same wax everyone else has and they're gonna start melting pretty soon.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Even one of the richest men in the world falls for bpd pussy. is anyone safe?

Isn't that exclusively what he's attracted to, though?

A man with that much money and influence can definitely do better but this is Elon we're talking about here.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

Isn't that exclusively what he's attracted to, though?

Yes he's attracted to batshit crazy women, including his ex Amber Shit-a-Turd.

 

[Gerelatha]

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Aside from the fact that this isn't even possible to enforce, because the USG is not a private entity like Twitter, he always goes into these unhinged cringeposting hours in Friday nights and Saturdays. I've been semi-serious about the ketamine/drug addict thing, but I think that it's time to seriously consider it. I think his use is far worse than what he's said publically.

really makes it look like this retard has no fucking idea what he's doing, almost like that's the case

 

[Bebepine]

What a money-grubbing whore. She wants full custody…but also custody wasn’t even contested until she started shidding and fardding all over X.

You’re so right about this. If she kept her trap shut that wouldn’t have happened but we all know the real reason why she’s had the baby in the first place and is advertising it.

AND she wants to keep the case in NY to get as much money as she can.

No shit. No one wants to sleep with a balding autistic 53 year old man without some serious payoff. She knows full well about how to play this but I doubt she is smart enough to do it well. She’s gone to Taylor Lorenz to dish it out and was arguing over twitter about it for gods sake.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Honestly am not the biggest fan of troons but even I have to admit that the Blanchard typologies are BS especially since I see people misunderstanding it 90% of the time. It almost makes me as angry as people who write "could of" instead of "could have"/"could've".

Yes? You didn't know that?

Also late react me or whatever but I seem to not have found any mentions of the manga Baki where one of the characters is implied to rape Donald Trump and Elon Musk.

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And now there's a pretty good profile picture idea for people:

Spoiler: RAPE ELON shirt

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Is this blanka from street fighter?

 

[Shine-369]

The thing with Walz is that he said "don't be weird" while the Democrats have been the party of weird for like 30 years.

Republicans are equally weird. They hide behind Christianity and Conservative values.

 

[Executive Petrel]

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Maybe I'm a speedreader but how the fuck did nobody bring this part up

Omg r u kidding me? only retarded neets like KingCobraJFS wear those shirts unironically.

The guy is so rich that he could literally have any woman on earth but for some reason he can't stop himself from knocking up crazy bitches.

He can fix em.

 

[obsdj]

He could stick his dick into any woman in the world and instead it's all BPD psycho whores.

Literally everyone knows that crazy girls are the best in bed, that's all there is to it. Tale as old as time.

 

[AnOminous]

If Trump was a lifelong Democrat why have the Republicans wanted him to run since the 80s? Hint: he was not a "lifelong Democrat."

But yet he donated money to Hillary Clinton and even Kamala Harris.

I should clarify, though, I probably fucked up saying he wasn't a Republican because he isn't, and should have just said he was a registered Democrat. You probably weren't even alive then but he attacked Ronald Reagan from the left.

He has no principles whatsoever, so whatever he's been registered as, I guess he isn't a Democrat either.

I don't know about that, I don't know many fellow libs who were on Kamala's side. There's a reason there was a lot less gnashing of teeth the second time Trump won.

I'm not a fan of Trump, although I think a lot of what he did with his flurry of EOs upon taking office were actually good ideas, and the only insane ones are going to be shot down in court. (Specifically whatever you think of birthright citizenship the idea the President by himself can just magically amend the Constitution is idiocy.)

That said, look at Kamala fucking Harris. Look at Hillary fucking Clinton. I can't blame anyone for looking at the two of them and then voting for Trump instead, because they're both completely worthless.

As the temporary, self-appointed spokesperson for Gen X, we are deeply ashamed and apologize for originating him.

I hate my generation. X is worse than fucking boomers.

Literally everyone knows that crazy girls are the best in bed, that's all there is to it. Tale as old as time.

Maybe if you can give them a fake name, kick them out of bed and out of your life, and never see them again after they empty your balls. Otherwise seriously the sex isn't worth it. A moment of pleasure, a lifetime of fearing some paralysis nightmare demon of a woman cutting your dick off in your sleep.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Aside from the fact that this isn't even possible to enforce, because the USG is not a private entity like Twitter, he always goes into these unhinged cringeposting hours in Friday nights and Saturdays. I've been semi-serious about the ketamine/drug addict thing, but I think that it's time to seriously consider it. I think his use is far worse than what he's said publically.

Given the circumstances, the fact the firings are completely arbitrary, and the utter inability for anyone who would remotely care about this to do anything about it, I'd just fuck with it by sending complete nonsense in response.

"I rationalized the throughput of our department nationwide by creating a synergistic, AI-driven hyperloop that is capable of synergistic process automation of over $20 billion dollars per year."

 

[Judge_Death]

That said, look at Kamala fucking Harris. Look at Hillary fucking Clinton. I can't blame anyone for looking at the two of them and then voting for Trump instead, because they're both completely worthless.

They never called themselves "King".

 

[Space Police]

When musk and trump break up I will root for a Jonestown like event for the Elon fags

I wouldn't count on that happening. Trump and the Republicans are using Elon to centralize power around the president and get rid of people who can oppose their idiocy, and when Trump gets dementia in a couple of years, Elon will run things from behind the scenes (which he's already doing) while Trump just reads Elon's words on the telepromptor.

That said, look at Kamala fucking Harris. Look at Hillary fucking Clinton. I can't blame anyone for looking at the two of them and then voting for Trump instead, because they're both completely worthless.

Boring and uneventful doesn't mean worthless. If Hillary Clinton won in 2016 the world would be in a much calmer place.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

That said, look at Kamala fucking Harris. Look at Hillary fucking Clinton. I can't blame anyone for looking at the two of them and then voting for Trump instead, because they're both completely worthless.

Harris and Hillary never attempted a coup after they lost. Fatty twice attempted a coup (the fake electoral plot and Jan 6th). Fatty wants to become dictator and even calls himself "king" now and no one seems to give a shit, even the 2A retards who claim to be against "tyranny". They are definitely not the same.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

What did Elon get done this past week?

Let's see...

1.) Lied and exaggerated about the savings DOGE has found by like 900%

2.) Made a buffoon of himself on stage by swinging a chainsaw around while high as a kite

3.) Avoided contact with at least 2 of his 7 babymamas

Good job, Elon!!

(Edited to change the percentage to 900%!)

At least Kissinger wasn’t such a shambolic spectacle while he was puppeteering Nixon.

 

[オプセック]

Honestly am not the biggest fan of troons but even I have to admit that the Blanchard typologies are BS especially since I see people misunderstanding it 90% of the time. It almost makes me as angry as people who write "could of" instead of "could have"/"could've".

I also find it grating when people cite this shit in general, it's not even for the theory itself - all this tranny "science" is bullshit - it always comes of as if the guys who came up with it were in the know of things about neurology and genetics every other field concerning itself with sex, be it animals or humans, openly admits to as almost total blindspots. I also memed about his tranny son and him probably having something faggy in their jeans, but that's all the conjecture I'm willing to lay onto this. Might also be something minuscule in the early upbringing he fucked up the same way he was fucked up by errol - who really knows, we def. know sussyness runs in this family and that's all - and everyone can see that by now. Them musk wiggas are all moist as fuck.

 

[The Gene Genie]

Even one of the richest men in the world falls for bpd pussy. is anyone safe?

He fell for ultimate, final boss level BPD pussy and it broke him mentally to the point that he's chasing worse and worse women to make up for it.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

If it's true that his first child died in his/his wife's arms that is pretty fucking hard. Not an excuse for him being a lunatic retard dead beat niggerdad but it does humanize him a little bit. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

He supposedly lied about that - https://x.com/justinemusk/status/1595506087570333696



also worth noting that in this context if this really was so impactful on him he should consider alex jones a bitter enemy, but he must have changed his mind in the past 2 years

 

[AnOminous]

At least Kissinger wasn’t such a shambolic spectacle while he was puppeteering Nixon.

I often thought I'd gleefully gravedance on Kissinger and celebrate his tenure in Hell (he's probably a senior demon now), but now I miss those days of realpolitik. Back when politics was at least tenuously based on reality and we didn't have WWE kayfabe as our actual government.