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I think the discolored look of the "officialcwcmart" knockoff of the "official" plushie is really what adds to the shittiness n a way where I don't wanna pay any kind of price for it.

One yankee funbuck says that all of them are being made by custom plush manufacturers, of which there is no shortage. No way on earth does Chris or anyone involved with Praetor have the time or ability to actually make them by hand, and multiple manufacturers being involved would explain the inconsistencies in the products.
 
One yankee funbuck says that all of them are being made by custom plush manufacturers, of which there is no shortage. No way on earth does Chris or anyone involved with Praetor have the time or ability to actually make them by hand, and multiple manufacturers being involved would explain the inconsistencies in the products.
Both are pretty blatantly made by a manufacturer, yes. but the one available on "zeebetsy" and the amazon page that existed long before the praetor ones is visibly of a significantly higher quality. You don't typically end up with tags on the sides of plushies usually if they're hand made.
 
One yankee funbuck says that all of them are being made by custom plush manufacturers, of which there is no shortage. No way on earth does Chris or anyone involved with Praetor have the time or ability to actually make them by hand, and multiple manufacturers being involved would explain the inconsistencies in the products.
Apparently they're voiced by Chris too. I really want to know what they say.
 
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Big update.
Caden Michael Peck has another criminal case.
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First off, this might be big, since it might violate the probation, and in turn, land him in prison for...at least three years, max is 10 (from the weed charges).
Second, the address he is listed under is Big Island. This is big, because his voting address was in Maryville, MO, meaning it has changed since. I suspect he has moved into the Praetorium by now.
hi im uh new here but lets hope he gets 10. i absolutely despise caden (and praetor overall). i bet the praetor era will end just like idea guys, if not worse, cus prateor is giving chris housing, and eventually, once he gets kicked out, he has i think nowhere to go?
 
Chris did voice Sonichu in a Sonic World mod. So the Sonichu plush probably sounds something like this:

My goodness, you really can modify those Sonic avatars anyway you want can't you?

Tell you what though, if we had Rosechu with flutters voice... Hmmm. If it didn't go to support Chris, it would be tempting.

I remember I had to throw away my Sonichu and Rosechu shirt later that year after finding out what Chris did, the ones that were made around Valentine's 2021.

It was the pink one exactly like he wore when he was arrested. The first and probably only merchandise I will ever have of his. Course it didn't support Chris either, so that was good.

Not so good to throw away $30.
 
My goodness, you really can modify those Sonic avatars anyway you want can't you?

Tell you what though, if we had Rosechu with flutters voice... Hmmm. If it didn't go to support Chris, it would be tempting.

I remember I had to throw away my Sonichu and Rosechu shirt later that year after finding out what Chris did, the ones that were made around Valentine's 2021.

It was the pink one exactly like he wore when he was arrested. The first and probably only merchandise I will ever have of his. Course it didn't support Chris either, so that was good.

Not so good to throw away $30.
Don't do it!

Given how disappointing Chris has been lately I wouldn't be surprised if you bought them only to find out all the lines are just Chris using his high pitched baby voice.
 
Don't do it!

Given how disappointing Chris has been lately I wouldn't be surprised if you bought them only to find out all the lines are just Chris using his high pitched baby voice.
Eww that cutesy voice he makes gives me nightmares. And give it time for shipping and I'm sure some redditor will post a cringe unboxing video or at least a recording of the voices.
 
Don't do it!

Given how disappointing Chris has been lately I wouldn't be surprised if you bought them only to find out all the lines are just Chris using his high pitched baby voice.
Of course not. Possessed hedgehog pokémon toys don't pay my bills, just Chris's or whoever is taking the profit.
 
Interesting, the return address is 14blc

The voice is a recent recording for sure, sounds he's bored to death.
Chris is probably under orders from Caden to pretend he doesn't live in Big Island tardarium. I don't think he's ever mentioned it before. I noticed the Pitney Bowes zip code was 22968, which is the Ruckersville VA area.

Now I'm curious if something happened and Caden booted Chris out? But then that doesn't make much sense unless Chris is living at 14 Branchland, and Cabbage Patch is staying in Big Island. That would explain Chris and Flutter being spotted at the old Lynchburg haunts. If they weren't a couple, and Flutter was just a minder, it would make sense she'd stay somewhere with multiple apartments like Big Island, rather than the rat's nest of 14 Branchland.
 
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