Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

Ponzo said:
is this why they all come out retarded?
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I know that we're desensitized to niggers doing nigger things but I feel like I have the responsibility to express my shock and to ask "what the fuck is this nigger doing"

I want to believe that "niggers are retarded" is an inadequate answer.
 
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Karl Jobst's Asian Wife said:
I know that we're desensitized to niggers doing nigger things but I feel like I have the responsibility to express my shock and to ask "what the fuck is this nigger doing"

I want to believe that "niggers are retarded" is an inadequate answer.
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The left has the soft bigotry of low expectations. The right has the active bigotry of reasonable expectations.
 
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glue eater said:
"[George Floyd] used to make the best banana mayonnaise sandwiches and he used to make syrup sandwiches because George couldn't cook, he couldn't boil water."

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As horrifying as a "banana mayonnaise sandwich" is, I have to ask how he made the "best" banana mayonnaise sandwiches? Normally when people say that sort of thing they mean someone has an interesting twist (pinch of cayenne in a recipe where you wouldn't expect it) or technique (roasting something that wouldn't normally be roasted). What was George Floyd doing that elevated his banana mayonnaise sandwiches?
 
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AssignedEva said:
As horrifying as a "banana mayonnaise sandwich" is, I have to ask how he made the "best" banana mayonnaise sandwiches? Normally when people say that sort of thing they mean someone has an interesting twist (pinch of cayenne in a recipe where you wouldn't expect it) or technique (roasting something that wouldn't normally be roasted). What was George Floyd doing that elevated his banana mayonnaise sandwiches?
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when you're the only one doing it, you're automatically the best
 
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If I was a Black entrepreneur in the world of culinary, I would follow in Aunt Gemima's footsteps and introduce Saint Floyd's Banana Mayonaise Sandwich to the market. Just his name alone would give me a built in guaranteed customers.

Can't be any worse than that pink sauce by that ghetto negress.
 
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Karl Jobst's Asian Wife said:
Can't be any worse than that pink sauce by that ghetto negress.
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i'm surprised we never opened up the discussion on her and her sauce in this thread, considering thread topic
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it was a case of some trashy woman who seems like one of those people who never did anything of note in her whole life, wanting to be an entrepreneur via tiktok and appeal to two of the average ghetto lady's most favorite thangs- the color hot pink, and anything you can slather on your fried food, and failing as she didn't realize what a difficult task creating a business and business image is
stories were plentiful regarding her product being a farce, her editing every advertisement to make it appear more BRIGHT PINK as the actual thing just look like a slightly pinkish-uncooked chicken color, and the product being shipped already spoiled, moldy and full of botulism
she reportedly completely pulled the nutritional information and ingredient list out her ass (and yet somehow managed to get the sauce on actual real life store shelves), and possibly didnt even have an actual recipe as every single batch of the product was consistently inconsistent- i think the original product was supposed to have dragonfruit giving it its' color in it but towards the end of it all she herself couldn't even say consistently if this focal ingredient was even IN the actual sauce

finding info that's bearable to comprehend is difficult, as is the case with any person who looks like THIS-
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-almost every video and article about them is less interested in the food atrocities, and more focused on the DrAaAaAAAAMAAA! and so reads and/or sounds like someone going '*smacks lips* like *smacks lips* like sis like *pinches fingers* like you won't even *wiggles head* believe the tea, sis! *smacks lips*'
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
i'm surprised we never opened up the discussion on her and her sauce in this thread, considering thread topic
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it was a case of some trashy woman who seems like one of those people who never did anything of note in her whole life, wanting to be an entrepreneur via tiktok and appeal to two of the average ghetto lady's most favorite thangs- the color hot pink, and anything you can slather on your fried food, and failing as she didn't realize what a difficult task creating a business and business image is
stories were plentiful regarding her product being a farce, her editing every advertisement to make it appear more BRIGHT PINK as the actual thing just look like a slightly pinkish-uncooked chicken color, and the product being shipped already spoiled, moldy and full of botulism
she reportedly completely pulled the nutritional information and ingredient list out her ass (and yet somehow managed to get the sauce on actual real life store shelves), and possibly didnt even have an actual recipe as every single batch of the product was consistently inconsistent- i think the original product was supposed to have dragonfruit giving it its' color in it but towards the end of it all she herself couldn't even say consistently if this focal ingredient was even IN the actual sauce

finding info that's bearable to comprehend is difficult, as is the case with any person who looks like THIS-
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-almost every video and article about them is less interested in the food atrocities, and more focused on the DrAaAaAAAAMAAA! and so reads and/or sounds like someone going '*smacks lips* like *smacks lips* like sis like *pinches fingers* like you won't even *wiggles head* believe the tea, sis! *smacks lips*'
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Ay Díos mio...La Creatura
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
i'm surprised we never opened up the discussion on her and her sauce in this thread, considering thread topic
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it was a case of some trashy woman who seems like one of those people who never did anything of note in her whole life, wanting to be an entrepreneur via tiktok and appeal to two of the average ghetto lady's most favorite thangs- the color hot pink, and anything you can slather on your fried food, and failing as she didn't realize what a difficult task creating a business and business image is
stories were plentiful regarding her product being a farce, her editing every advertisement to make it appear more BRIGHT PINK as the actual thing just look like a slightly pinkish-uncooked chicken color, and the product being shipped already spoiled, moldy and full of botulism
she reportedly completely pulled the nutritional information and ingredient list out her ass (and yet somehow managed to get the sauce on actual real life store shelves), and possibly didnt even have an actual recipe as every single batch of the product was consistently inconsistent- i think the original product was supposed to have dragonfruit giving it its' color in it but towards the end of it all she herself couldn't even say consistently if this focal ingredient was even IN the actual sauce

finding info that's bearable to comprehend is difficult, as is the case with any person who looks like THIS-
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-almost every video and article about them is less interested in the food atrocities, and more focused on the DrAaAaAAAAMAAA! and so reads and/or sounds like someone going '*smacks lips* like *smacks lips* like sis like *pinches fingers* like you won't even *wiggles head* believe the tea, sis! *smacks lips*'
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Chef Pii could absolutely have her own thread, given her terminal oversharing online, her shipping out botulism bombs disguised as bottles of sauce, and her determination to kill her golden goose by suing the sauce company that she partnered with AFTER they went above and beyond their contractual obligations to try to help keep a roof over her and her (fatherless lol) kids heads.

Honestly, if she just had the damned sense to not blow the HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS in money that Dave's Gourmet basically gave her as a gift, she wouldn't be staring down bankruptcy. But then again, if she had damned sense, she wouldn't have multiple bastards with, to my understanding, all different absent fathers. She's definitely a rabbithole unto herself, but Sunny V2's video is a pretty good brief summary of the important key details.

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The Grimace said:
Did that really happen? That's amazing if you have an article or something on that.
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it's a reference to a story by a man who, iirc, tried teaching people in an african tribe to boil their water for over a minute to avoid waterborne diseases
he and his team made them rudimentary clocks made from tin cans with holes drilled in them and explained to them that when the can is filled with water and is allowed to run empty, the neccesary amount of time would have passed
the tribespeople drilled bigger holes in the cans to make the water run out faster thinking it would speed up the boiling time
 
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