What does that mean? Low-life loser? No-life loser? Stuck on the loading screen of life? Some of what Phail says is so stupid that I can't understand.
When Phil tries to "insult" people, it always comes off as projection. He calls anyone that even gives a hint of adversity "No life losers.", "Full time losers.", "They live in their parents basement.", etc....I mean, think about it: he has fucking security cameras around the snort fort, a hatchet at his front door, and goes out once a week. The moron lives his life in fear. He has ZERO prospects going on with him and the internet is his life. I mean, if anyone is a "low life loser", it's Phil. Well, duh! In other news, grass is green. Point being, I think when Phil tries to "insult" people, he's holding back and wants to drop racial slurs and to tell people to go play in traffic a la 2010 Phil.
When he TRIES to insult people, it just comes off as "Really? That's all you got? I live in my mothers basement...cool insult, bro." Now, what Phil REALLY wants to say is call everyone a faggot, a retard, a tranny, the gamer word with a HARD R, tell people to kill themselves - not in GTA, of course - and to basically give him money because he's DSP. Phil wants to go back to the old days of the internet, where it was basically the Wild West. He wants to go back to where he was making money and blowing money like a 90's rapper and for YouTube to go back when they paid you per view, not all these metrics you have to jump through. Hell, he wants to know how YouTube NOW works, just so he can game the system, when in actuality, YouTube had to change because of people like Phil and Boogie who KNEW how to game the old system and just spam people's inbox's with their slop. That and the backlash YouTube got when parents found out about some of the borderline adult content aimed at kids, along with it being HEAVILY monetized like the Spiderman and Frozen cosplay. That's another story, I digress.
Point being, all of Phil's "insults" aren't insults. Just like Phil's content, they're cheaply produced and just thrown onto the internet all for a couple of pennies. I wish Phil would just be fucking him and not this "character". I wish Phil would just waddle his way into his mature adult office, looking like he hasn't slept in days, with a bottle of gin in his hand, and go "Listen you fucking faggots. I hate the detractors, I want them to die and thrown from helicopters in front of their screaming families...." That's the real Phil I want to see.
