Blake Tait / Blake Izayoi / @IzayoiBlake / @SakuyaWOTD / Hatsune Blake (and his autistic orbiters) - The head of a massive Touhou Project Xitter clique with an equally as massive cult of personality, (former) Discord Kitten connoiseur, posts autistic photos of plushes, e-beggar, harborer of groomers and cuckholds alike, all-around massive faggot

[Electromagnetic Radiation]

Did he even have a job before?

I would say no, or he wouldn't ever shut the fuck up about it. This guy mentally can't restrain himself from powerlevelling, such as the painfully embarassing public thread about his obsession with Sakuya, or basically admitting he can't focus because he is a dysfunctional lobomite has ADHD. For the amount of unecessary talking he does, i would imagine his life without the internet is basic with no prospects to speak of. We can even see that Blake is more concerned about losing gay xitter followers instead of actually helping his family financially or at least learning a skill that's beneficial

 

[Cowboy Kim]

Oh nevermind, HR and the Indians took that away from him. Should've snagged it while there was still a chance, homie. The grocery store could probably take you as a cashier maybe? Did he even have a job before?

He claimed to have a job(s?) in the past:


His dream job (that isn't streaming) is data entry due to his laziness it fitting his lifestyle well:

He's applied to a whole six jobs to our knowledge:

In terms of recent employment, these hidden channels popped up in his server:

"Lady Dragoon" is the only user who can view them, all of which seem to be... RSS Feeds with French content?

Also, the Blake segment of the latest Community Watch has been posted:

Speaking of Blake's server, He got his moms car repaired via handouts:

I'll probably start posting his updates onto here instead of the CW thread, since trying to quote the whole segment causes the site to glitch and refuse to post, plus anyone in the CW thread who cares for Blake content is I.T.T.

 

[1994 Honda Civic]

Assuming he's not gassing himself up, why does he then claim back then that he doesn't have time? Nigga has nothing but time to use to try to contribute to the sad state of Canada's economy with the tariffs now looming over the country. Applying for just six jobs is like nothing for today's constant demands of needing as much interchangeable groups of people as possible.

Especially not in data entry as it is the lowest you can do that ironically enough, an H1-B could do just as well as he can at a similar skill level. Dude's just lazy and perfectly okay with being a bum.

I'll probably start posting his updates onto here instead of the CW thread, since trying to quote the whole segment causes the site to glitch and refuse to post, plus anyone in the CW thread who cares for Blake content is I.T.T.

That much is indeed true, there was no guarantee that someone like Blake would transcend many demographics on this site. Not unless he fucks up so badly he gets a main page feature, I'm alright with this thread having our regulars come in to check up on him every few days. It's cozy for one!

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

Shoot man, would he get a little stimulated if Sakuya were to become American sized? Probably best to not answer that nor find out...

Need to scour Deviant Art to see if anybody matching Blake's profile likes this series.

 

[Stoner Miko]

While this is most likely an obvious joke, Blake is still trying to make his e-begging into a normal thing it seems.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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While this is most likely an obvious joke, Blake is still trying to make his e-begging into a normal thing it seems.

Not quite Lou Galdgari tier yet, but he's getting there. Slowly.

 

[x3firehexx]

Did he even have a job before?

I doubt he even has the skills for one

 

[Enginig Gaming]

GensouChronicle, my favourite mass-enabler of people like Blake, LITERALLY ENCOURAGING people to go like "hey, mah wahfu luvs me":

If the time comes for him to get a thread, we should keep them separate but link them in each thread to form a sort of Touhou autist portal. Or gap, if you will.

Don´t hate the man because he wants us to have an answer if we can have our Tohu Waifus,hate the man for comparing LOTR Lore and writing to touhou writing,that is bonkers to say the least.

 

[Gravemind]

Don´t hate the man because he wants us to have an answer if we can have our Tohu Waifus,hate the man for comparing LOTR Lore and writing to touhou writing,that is bonkers to say the least.

I have a disdain for the man because he's an egotistical faggot who gets up to weird shit, sometimes stirs the pot, and acts offended when he fucks around and finds out, just based on what I've seen from his activity in the past.

 

[Enginig Gaming]

I have a disdain for the man because he's an egotistical faggot who gets up to weird shit, sometimes stirs the pot, and acts offended when he fucks around and finds out, just based on what I've seen from his activity in the past.

True,that video is the best he content he made really,but yeah i remember seeing his twitter and thinking "Oh no he is a fucking retar"

 

[A Hot Potato]

I mean, cards on the table, when I was first getting into Touhou around a year ago, he was one of the first Touhou channels I watched.

I was honestly disappointed he turned out to be a sped, but it is what it is.

And yeah, it is pretty pretentious to compare LotR to 2hew, and that's even coming from someone who isn't really into middle earth.

 

[Gravemind]

I mean, cards on the table, when I was first getting into Touhou around a year ago, he was one of the first Touhou channels I watched.

I was honestly disappointed he turned out to be a sped, but it is what it is.

And yeah, it is pretty pretentious to compare LotR to 2hew, and that's even coming from someone who isn't really into middle earth.

I didn't even know he existed until I happened to catch shitposting from him on Twitter. That was the only reason I kept tabs on him in the first place.

From there, it was just a protracted string of "Huh, that's kind of weird" events every so often (which I don't feel is entirely unreasonable to overlook since Touhou is filled with all sorts of weird people who enjoy it) until particularly retarded oddities starting happening. Something something having to do with following what was apparently a controversial RP account, for starters, in addition to his response to the backlash being what I started to notice was his usual affair of defensive smugness and volatility towards criticism, followed up radio silence for hours, then a DFE'ing of his previous responses and a composed addressing of the problem + half-assed apology.

 

[1994 Honda Civic]

One of the main pieces I want to do on Gensou is to throughly cover his Tolkien Touhou comparison two-parter in a way that comes from someone who has read the books and the official manga. Just to simply break down, point by point, why they cannot be compared but rather contrasted with what TLotR did and what Touhou can't, on both a fundamental and detailed level.

Tolkien at least planned everything out before writing down the first sentence of The Hobbit, taking his professor background in English literature in mind; meanwhile ZUN stole assets from other games and pop media at the time and strung them all together into an underground title sold on what was an ancient computer by 1998. It's no comparison to make, not at all!

There's no telling when I'll get it posted but it is in the planning since I have to watch it again.

 

[x3firehexx]

meanwhile ZUN stole assets from other games and pop media at the time and strung them all together into an underground title sold on what was an ancient computer by 1998. It's no comparison to make, not at all!

Trashcan react me, but tbh touhou, especially the first touhou games were, well, incredibally simple, infact, the only thing carrying touhou, as whole, is, besides the self feeding relentless hype cycle, is the lore behind it, the fact that it's a anime game and the fact that it's japanese, infact, i'd wager the third factor has a 50% role here. The first games never really saw any actual success in japan, and the reason it's so popular there now, is because it got popular in the western countries, because of the aformentioned reasons. If we were to take a hard, objective look at the games, especially the first bunch, it's just two sprites, one controlled by the player, the other by the computer, and a bunch of projectiles flying around controlled by rather simplistic programming and very basic "physics". Granted, technological quality of a game isn't the end all and be all, but that's not why it got as big as it is.

If this game as it is, was made by 15 year old jimmy jim jim in his mom's basement on a cracked version of flash back when it was called macromedia flash and then shat that out on newgrounds it would have died IMMEDIATLY. Because 15 year old jimmy jim jim can definetly, 100% make this shit on his own in his basement, the game isn't anything complex. At all.

The only reason this game took off like it did, is the relentless hype around it, generated by, and let me remind you NON JAPANESE players. This game series took off because of westerners. The reason it's "good" is because off all the lore around it, and the fact that it's a japanese anime game.

As far as the lore goes, it's not even that unique, it just copy pastes shit off japanese folklore. Infact the lore is mostly just japanese folklore without much originality to be had, just throws in the characters and... yeah, there are touhou fanfics out there that are of better quality than the official lore itself, so...

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

Trashcan react me, but tbh touhou, especially the first touhou games were, well, incredibally simple, infact, the only thing carrying touhou, as whole, is, besides the self feeding relentless hype cycle, is the lore behind it, the fact that it's a anime game and the fact that it's japanese, infact, i'd wager the third factor has a 50% role here.

I'm fairly certain the music and memes from NicoNico is actually the main source of popularity. A lot of people don't really care about the lore because they barely play the games or read the print works. It's mostly just memes and music. There's a reason some people say it's a series of albums with games attached. That being said, Touhou 8 is apparently a pretty good game in the shmup genre in general (which is also full of autists).

 

[Ed Special]

As far as the lore goes, it's not even that unique, it just copy pastes shit off japanese folklore. Infact the lore is mostly just japanese folklore without much originality to be had, just throws in the characters and... yeah, there are touhou fanfics out there that are of better quality than the official lore itself, so...

Eh, to be fair it does have some interesting and unique stuff going for it, such as the Lunar War of 1969-1972.

 

[AngelicPanzer]

Blakes steam account has gone up by over another $500 in value (gifts from child labor) since late September.

 

[1994 Honda Civic]

I'll say this, Firehex. You're not wrong that Touhou is far from unique in all aspects it comes in. The games are nothing too special, mangas got mixed qualities, music still kicks ass to this day, etc. It's been no secret that Jun'ya prefers to make music over video games so it's what Touhou has been relegated to and anyone worth their salt would know this.

Where I disagree from your opinion is how it got popular. Imperishable Night's relative success at Comiket ensured that its continuation was a guarantee despite being the "final" game. If the release of IaMP at the same time wasn't an indicator of ZUN seeing potential, I don't know what would. This is for Japan's side of things as the West wouldn't know much about it until MoF released and the series went on to explode on 4chan and YouTube.

Though I wouldn't say all fanon written works are equal if it's JP fairytales we're talking about. Okami did this mythological storytelling thing a lot better than most I've seen on the market.
But I digress since we're getting a little off-topic.

A lot of people don't really care about the lore because they barely play the games or read the print works. It's mostly just memes and music.

That is just true for any fandom who doesn't care about the main content. They prefer to stay in their own fanon bubbles as it is because they like the community surrounding it. Us lorefags have always been a small number, even back then. It's their loss if they want to remain ignorant.

Eh, to be fair it does have some interesting and unique stuff going for it, such as the Lunar War of 1969-1972.

 

[Cowboy Kim]

@bunnyfunny22 dug up a fanfic made for Blake by one of his Discord regulars:

Live URL | Archived
I'm no professional writer, but in my opinion the story suffers from severe pacing issues, a character who's written damn near the opposite of their canon personality, an inability to use more than one onomatopoeia, plus romance writing you'd expect out of a bottom of the barrel harem anime.

Spoiler: Autism

Apparently one smile is the secret to getting all the waifus.

Literal haremslop writing.

Even in fanfiction, Blake is begging for food

Writings stilted and inhuman, sounds sarcastic despite being serious; I've seen more emotion in LLM generated text.

Again, lol fat.

>sakuya is into manchildren actually


>"gift among humans"

Credit where due, this is the most canon the story gets.

Yes, there's a whole chapter dedicated to bing bing wahoo.

My lores rusty, but Sakuya never was one to smugly tease last I checked (more of a Yuuka thing if I recall.)

>sweet fell


>i hate all humans except you because you're just so heckin special and wholesome chungus

>its what he deserves
You mean what the plot needs to please your favorite Discord Mod?

With one look, Blake silenced the man

>you deserve it
Is this what Blake's paypiggies feel?

Talk about a sudden 180 tonally, we went from multiple chapter of happy fun selfship time to angst worthy of a nu-metal song. Reminder this women canonically is a professional, stoic maid who's defining feature is being the ultimate maid who will do whatever it takes in the name of her employer/mistress; nothing more, nothing less.

Pure cringe (from concentrate) in stock now!

Good to see Blake's obsession with the word "Whimsical" made its way here.

This mission briefing scene shows further just how godawful the writing is. The maid who follows her orders to a T would go against every one of those orders because she saw a ginger in the mountains?

Ah yes, Remi would definitely have zero problems with her personal servant and head of all the other servants getting into a relationship.

Blake getting dangerously close to Gary Stu status.


Everyone likes Blake because he's so special! What makes him special? Well... he just IS, OKAY?!!1!

Once again, lol fat

Reference to his previous Hatsune Miku persona found.

I love how a character who is shown to be a limp wristed fag that teared up when he saw danmaku is being a smartass against a literal otherwordly god


It is here that it transforms from a gutter-tier wish fulfillment fic to ye olde "overpowered Gary Stu pulling Deus Ex Machina's out his ass":


>one of the most powerful beings in this universe was beaten by me summoning 9001 blades at once

I love the person who hated him so much as to kill him is now calling him teh kewlest hoomin evar. After this is a wedding scene that is of no substance.

The author needs to learn to show, not tell:


This guys so curious right? hey you know hes curious right? did you know hes curious?

I suck ass enough to not know how to describe someone witnessing an illusion, so I'll make event the adjective! The word choice could also use some work; when writing, you want to reuse as little words as possible to ensure the reader isn't bored nor that the writing becomes grating. This story has enough "hehe"'s to make Michael Jackson blush:

The comments seemed to all focus on how out of character Sakuya is:


Nice to know I'm no the only one who noticed the harem-esque writing. Here's the segment they referenced:

To give a brief idea on how poorly written Sakuya is, she canonically has been reprimanded by the highest judge in Gensokyo (Shiki Eiki) for being unfriendly to humans, yet in this trite she magically falls in love with one by looking at him and being charmed by Blake's manchildness
I also found Blake has an old/abandoned Throne account:

Archive
"I'm not trying to look like an e-beggar". Theres nothing too interesting on there, except:

He was e-begging to become the waifu The only item anyone bought for him was Cities Skylines on Steam:

 

[x3firehexx]

"I don't want to look like an e-beggar"
- proceeds to e-beg