Today I have made the pilgrimage to 14 Branchland Ct. as a part of my Chrislamic faith. Upon arrival I was welcomed with the presence of Barballah Chandler. While her dementia was in full swing, she managed to remember one thing of upmost importance. “I have a son, It’s his birthday today”, she told me after I came up with a bullshit excuse to explain my presence. I think we should all spread the word of Barballah, and wish a very happy/crappy birthday to her rapist, Mr. Rev. Dr. Jesús Christine Weston Chander Sonichu Prime


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