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- Apr 21, 2021
Remember when Salad had to get surgery for his ingrown ass hair?
Pepperidge (Kiwi) Farms remembers.
Pepperidge (Kiwi) Farms remembers.
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The doctor said her leaking eyes were cured and she is in peak health.Chinny is live. Extra hideous and ugly in...
GROCERY HAUL
She is currently refilling her leaky eye.
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She is SHOVELING in the food. Having "healthy egglant" wrapped in a bunch of bread. Very difficult to watch as she is talking while eating the entire time.
Final tax as I love the tilt. I present. The proper way to eat yogurt at 450 pounds and show off your cool ass fries tattoo.
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Bitch will drink anything her doctor tells her not to. Speaking of which.Drinking salad dressing. Gravy, pickle brine, what the fuck ever. It's the salad dressing as far as I'm concerned. Gag.
That's not the OG Anime, but it sure got her bothered.
From now on, we should only refer to her head coverings as foreskin-I can't get it out of my mind you freak.View attachment 7021001
She needs to peel back that foreskin and clean around the head.
It gets smelly and cheesy if you don't.
But now she is saying she "did help him, just not in the way that she said." (Implying giving him money).
I knew someone would make that jokeI thought she was implying she gave him a handjob
These are not hand job hands. These hands are for grabbing subway sandwiches and eating pickles and picking your nose.I knew someone would make that joke
But remember how she has said multiple times she doesn't like doing that? Even said once she would be ok with Bibi getting a massage with a happy ending because she couldn't be bothered.
Probably because too lazy/too fat. She gets winded just drinking water.
These are not hand job hands. These hands are for grabbing subway sandwiches and eating pickles and picking your nose.
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He’d have had to buy her a hamburger for that.I thought she was implying she gave him a handjob
I don't think she's ever finished anymore off.... Without having a snack first at least. She probably brought snacks with her while she starfishes.It's crazy that she's so weak she has started putting her head to the drink rather than lifting the drink to her mouth. I cannot see her having enough strength in her arm to jerk a guy off. Which is both a relief for my imagination but also sad as fuck. She's probably never been able to finish a bloke with her hand as she's never really had decent muscle.
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"So I really am just doing my eating right now, I haven't eaten in a while for real." she explains.
She has to do her eating! Let her do her eatingggg!!!