Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Fellas I have to confess. Maybe I’m a sadist but even though I know it was grim I still found the latest sandwich video hilarious. Like I get it, it’s probably not a laughing matter. I probably shouldn’t be laughing and yet when he was drunkenly slurring and begging the sandwich not to fall apart on him or when he kept literally biting off more than he can chew and gagging on and coughing up bits of sandwich I was howling with laughter. Everybody is all doom and gloom like this is some tragedy to be sad over and I’m just over here like “oh hey” kind of thing.

I’ve watched Cobes for a long time and I’ve watched the Bogification and the rot but it doesn’t make me sad at all. He’s gotten to the point where he’s too retarded to eat a sandwich and you can look at it two ways: that’s sad. Or that’s fucking hilarious. Me? I think it’s the latter. It’s absurd! It’s comedic! He’s fucked himself so thoroughly he can’t even eat a sandwich right! Cobes doesn’t care. His family doesn’t care. Why the hell should anybody else?

Don’t be all in your feelings or go make a 4 hour video essay about the tragedy of josh’s life and turn this shit into a sob story. Of course you shouldn’t be wishing harm on him and you should want things to turn around but still. Sit back. Relax. Enjoy what’s left of the ride. If it starts feeling too much for you remember the most important bit of boglim wisdom. “It is what it is, Toobz.”
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
About halfway though that video, I realised I was just watching a drunk guy eat a slop sandwich while trying not to choke to death.

I’m starting to feel bad for him. I can only imagine how he feels on a normal day in between hangovers, his teeth, and just being harassed all day. He used to be an interesting character but now he’s a warning about the dangers of alcoholism.
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Cobes is one of the most unique characters in the history of the internet but his uniqueness is now running on fumes.

I miss Shon.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Fellas I have to confess. Maybe I’m a sadist but even though I know it was grim I still found the latest sandwich video hilarious. Like I get it, it’s probably not a laughing matter. I probably shouldn’t be laughing and yet when he was drunkenly slurring and begging the sandwich not to fall apart on him or when he kept literally biting off more than he can chew and gagging on and coughing up bits of sandwich I was howling with laughter. Everybody is all doom and gloom like this is some tragedy to be sad over and I’m just over here like “oh hey” kind of thing.

I’ve watched Cobes for a long time and I’ve watched the Bogification and the rot but it doesn’t make me sad at all. He’s gotten to the point where he’s too retarded to eat a sandwich and you can look at it two ways: that’s sad. Or that’s fucking hilarious. Me? I think it’s the latter. It’s absurd! It’s comedic! He’s fucked himself so thoroughly he can’t even eat a sandwich right! Cobes doesn’t care. His family doesn’t care. Why the hell should anybody else?

Don’t be all in your feelings or go make a 4 hour video essay about the tragedy of josh’s life and turn this shit into a sob story. Of course you shouldn’t be wishing harm on him and you should want things to turn around but still. Sit back. Relax. Enjoy what’s left of the ride. If it starts feeling too much for you remember the most important bit of boglim wisdom. “It is what it is, Toobz.”
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I just like laughing at retards on the internet so I'm with you
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
About halfway though that video, I realised I was just watching a drunk guy eat a slop sandwich while trying not to choke to death.

I’m starting to feel bad for him. I can only imagine how he feels on a normal day in between hangovers, his teeth, and just being harassed all day. He used to be an interesting character but now he’s a warning about the dangers of alcoholism.
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nah he is an asshole he deserves what is coming to him
 
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Hennimore said:
The only truly evil character worthy of hate in the Cobraverse is KFC for taking away the Double Down.
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The Double Down stream is one of the best moments I remember in the Cobraverse, not for content but for my relation to the content.

I got pretty pissed off at him for repeatedly talking about the Double Down for about half an hour, then it turned into me sighing each time he said it but smiling. Cut to absolutely manic laughter until I was exhausted from laughing so much at the realisation I was sat there at some stupid hour of the early morning watching a drunk man from Wyoming rant about KFC's menu for at least two hours.

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Potion_Time said:
I disagree. Scrapper Steve falls into lawful evil by any known metric.
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Chazz Razz and his total manipulation of the BOY was utterly deplorable and I have not hated someone orbiting Cobes more than him.

I've mostly forgotten what even happened with that entire thing but I can only remember utter hatred for the guy. Think he was trying to become a manager like how those weirdos orbit Joshua Block.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
We need a poll guessing how long Josh will survive.

I’m guessing, at most, two years is left before he goes to hell to assist the demons torturing trolls
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2 years? I think he'll be gone before the end of the year, at worst gone in a few months. Once the decline truly starts he'll be gone quick
 
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