Crime Star Wars legend Kathleen Kennedy ‘expected to retire’ later this year - Producer has been instrumental in shaping the franchise for more than a decade.

UPDATE: Complete fabrication! She is just choosing a succession plan for many years down the road. But she will NEVER RETIRE FROM MAKING MOVIES BISH!
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Lucasfilm boss Kathleen Kennedy is set to step down from her role as overseer of the Star Wars franchise, according to new reports.

Kennedy joined the production company, which was founded by Star Wars creator George Lucas, in 2012 in the role of co-chair, alongside director Lucas.

Just a few months later, Lucas sold the company to Disney for $4bn and Kennedy was promoted to the role of president.

But film industry newsletter Puck reported on Monday (24 February) that Kennedy, 71, has told colleagues that she will retire by the end of 2025.

The Independent has contacted Lucasfilm for further comment.

The producer, who previously worked with Steven Spielberg on films including ET, Jurassic Park and Schindler’s List, oversaw the relaunch of the Star Wars franchise, kicking off with the release of seventh movie The Force Awakens in 2015.

The Force Awakens, directed by JJ Abrams was a huge box office success, grossing more than $2bn around the world, and also received a generally positive response from the film series’ legions of fans.

Disney went on to rapidly expand the franchise, releasing one film a year until 2019, including spin-off movies such as 2016’s Rogue One and 2018’s Solo, as well as Star Wars TV shows including The Mandalorian.
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However, Kennedy’s tenure at Lucasfilm was not entirely straightforward. Both Rogue One and Solo had complex journeys to the big screen, with the former reportedly requiring extensive reshoots.

Kennedy also fired Solo’s original directors Chris Miller and Phil Lord while the Han Solo origin story movie was in production, eventually replacing him with Ron Howard.
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As the franchise quickly grew, with the arrival of a slew of streaming spin-offs, some Star Wars fans seemed concerned that this speedy expansion was diluting the magic of the galaxy far, far away.

Various other projects, including a film trilogy from Game of Thrones screenwriters David Benioff and DB Weiss and another from The Last Jedi director Rian Johnson, failed to materialise.

The next Star Wars movie will be The Mandalorian and Grogu, which will debut in May 2026, marking the franchise’s first big screen release since The Rise of Skywalker, the concluding part of the reboot trilogy, arrived in December 2019
 
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The star wars holiday special was better than the entiety of the sequel trilogy. Infamously schizophrenic and goofy but coming off the heels of the success of the first movie. Realistically captured awkward christma-ER I MEAN LIFE DAY moments like grandpa jacking off to VR in the living room.
 
I'll believe it when I see it, but it'd be a good start. The franchise has been completely mangled under her leadership and lacks the magic and timeless storytelling it was previously known for. Making everything political and constantly shoving identity politics in your face ruined the appeal, and now they've had so many lemons it'll take a long time before it can make a good recovery.
 
Star Wars is very thoroughly dead even for normies. the only Star Wars media that's attracted any positive attention in recent years is the Mandalorian and Respawn's Star Wars Jedi games. the sequel trilogy landed like a wet fart, as did Rogue One and Solo. The Acolyte was widely mocked as one of the worst shows in modern television. totally separate from the creative death of the franchise, which was set in stone the moment Disney acquired it, Kathleen Kennedy has fundamentally failed in her task to maintain its profitability. but she still gets to take her money bags and go home at the ripe old age of 71 while being fellated by the press as a "legend". the only notable part of her legacy is mother fucking baby Yoda, the 2020s equivalent of the Ally McBeal Dancing Baby, who is now finally on his way to the big screen. I, for one, can't wait for the bombs to fall.

The Force Awakens, directed by JJ Abrams was a huge box office success, grossing more than $2bn around the world, and also received a generally positive response from the film series’ legions of fans.

the two sequel films are notably omitted here because the series' earnings fell precipitously after the first ($1.3bn and $1bn respectively). the first film's sales were massively buffeted by fans' existing loyalty to the franchise, which it also single-handedly started the destruction of, lmao. you would be hard-pressed to find a die-hard Star Wars fan among millennials or zoomers the way they existed among the boomers and gen Xers before this shit.
 
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The gloating from Doomcock is going to be unbearable!
Dude was a middle aged boomer with like 20k views and he managed to piss off Disney and jewwood so hard they dedicated a 100$ million dollar failed show to fight him.
I'd gloat too.
I hope Null gets parodied on some shit on Netflix soon, that'd be cool.

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>Be Kathleen Kennedy
>Live a long life
>Find yourself on your deathbed
>Wonder how you'll be remembered
>Feel yourself departing for the long goodnight
>Get to the afterlife
>Get to watch your funeral
>Your loved ones put together a touching celebration of your life
>Watch as they lay you in the ground
>Your family departs
>Your grave seems serenely peaceful
>Find yourself once again wondering how you'll be remembered
>The day turns to night
>Suddenly a group of people appear
>They're all wearing Star Wars costumes
>They stop in front of your grave
>Figure they're paying respects for you work on the Star Wars franchise
>A guy in a Darth Vader costume kneels down in front of your headstone
>He has a hammer and chisel shaped like light sabers
>He carves something in your headstone
>It's a picture of Eric Cartman in drag
>He's saying "Put a chick in this grave and make her lame and gay!"
>You can't believe that people still remember South Park's parody of you after all these years
>Your loved ones have to replace your tombstone
>It takes them weeks to repair
>It only takes hours for someone to vandalize your headstone
>Your family ends up having to hire security to guard your grave
>This works until one of the security guards carves "Lame and Gay" into your headstone
>Your family is forced to relocate your remains to your mansion grounds
>They do this without telling anyone
>Surely this will let you rest in peace
>Little do you know the Internet is abuzz
>Barely 48 hours pass
>A fat guy shows up
>He's dressed as Eric Cartman dressing as you
>He carves "HWNDU 2.0" on your headstone
>He also adds the obligatory "Lame and gay" underneath it
>Your family gives up
>They relent this is how you'll always be remembered
>Not for your storied career in cinema
>But for some cartoon fat kid in drag
>They don't replace your headstone
>Feel slightly sad for the rest of eternity
 
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