Crime Star Wars legend Kathleen Kennedy ‘expected to retire’ later this year - Producer has been instrumental in shaping the franchise for more than a decade.

UPDATE: Complete fabrication! She is just choosing a succession plan for many years down the road. But she will NEVER RETIRE FROM MAKING MOVIES BISH!
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Lucasfilm boss Kathleen Kennedy is set to step down from her role as overseer of the Star Wars franchise, according to new reports.

Kennedy joined the production company, which was founded by Star Wars creator George Lucas, in 2012 in the role of co-chair, alongside director Lucas.

Just a few months later, Lucas sold the company to Disney for $4bn and Kennedy was promoted to the role of president.

But film industry newsletter Puck reported on Monday (24 February) that Kennedy, 71, has told colleagues that she will retire by the end of 2025.

The Independent has contacted Lucasfilm for further comment.

The producer, who previously worked with Steven Spielberg on films including ET, Jurassic Park and Schindler’s List, oversaw the relaunch of the Star Wars franchise, kicking off with the release of seventh movie The Force Awakens in 2015.

The Force Awakens, directed by JJ Abrams was a huge box office success, grossing more than $2bn around the world, and also received a generally positive response from the film series’ legions of fans.

Disney went on to rapidly expand the franchise, releasing one film a year until 2019, including spin-off movies such as 2016’s Rogue One and 2018’s Solo, as well as Star Wars TV shows including The Mandalorian.
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However, Kennedy’s tenure at Lucasfilm was not entirely straightforward. Both Rogue One and Solo had complex journeys to the big screen, with the former reportedly requiring extensive reshoots.

Kennedy also fired Solo’s original directors Chris Miller and Phil Lord while the Han Solo origin story movie was in production, eventually replacing him with Ron Howard.
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As the franchise quickly grew, with the arrival of a slew of streaming spin-offs, some Star Wars fans seemed concerned that this speedy expansion was diluting the magic of the galaxy far, far away.

Various other projects, including a film trilogy from Game of Thrones screenwriters David Benioff and DB Weiss and another from The Last Jedi director Rian Johnson, failed to materialise.

The next Star Wars movie will be The Mandalorian and Grogu, which will debut in May 2026, marking the franchise’s first big screen release since The Rise of Skywalker, the concluding part of the reboot trilogy, arrived in December 2019
 
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>Be Kathleen Kennedy
>Live a long life
>Find yourself on your deathbed
>Wonder how you'll be remembered
>Feel yourself departing for the long goodnight
>Get to the afterlife
>Get to watch your funeral
>Your loved ones put together a touching celebration of your life
>Watch as they lay you in the ground
>Your family departs
>Your grave seems serenely peaceful
>Find yourself once again wondering how you'll be remembered
>The day turns to night
>Suddenly a group of people appear
>They're all wearing Star Wars costumes
>They stop in front of your grave
>Figure they're paying respects for you work on the Star Wars franchise
>A guy in a Darth Vader costume kneels down in front of your headstone
>He has a hammer and chisel shaped like light sabers
>He carves something in your headstone
>It's a picture of Eric Cartman in drag
>He's saying "Put a chick in this grave and make her lame and gay!"
>You can't believe that people still remember South Park's parody of you after all these years
>Your loved ones have to replace your tombstone
>It takes them weeks to repair
>It only takes hours for someone to vandalize your headstone
>Your family ends up having to hire security to guard your grave
>This works until one of the security guards carves "Lame and Gay" into your headstone
>Your family is forced to relocate your remains to your mansion grounds
>They do this without telling anyone
>Surely this will let you rest in peace
>Little do you know the Internet is abuzz
>Barely 48 hours pass
>A fat guy shows up
>He's dressed as Eric Cartman dressing as you
>He carves "HWNDU 2.0" on your headstone
>He also adds the obligatory "Lame and gay" underneath it
>Your family gives up
>They relent this is how you'll always be remembered
>Not for your storied career in cinema
>But for some cartoon fat kid in drag
>They don't replace your headstone
>Feel slightly sad for the rest of eternity
Couldn’t they just cremate her or turn her into jewelry or something? I think it would be cool to be turned into a kick ass amulet.
 
If you'd told me 20 years ago that Disney would buy both Star Wars and Marvel and then piledrive both through the Earth's crust I'd suggest you lay off the hard stuff.
I would've agreed they'd destroy them if given the reins, but would've doubted that the owners of such cash cows would ever want to be rid of them....

Comic books would've been more plausible as technology was going to make waiting for paper hard copies of stuff less appealing.

But yeah, sell Star Wars? Lock, Stock and Barrel? It only happened because Lucas was such a sheltered and naïve dunderhead he thought his "friends" he was selling to actually cared about his vision. A less foolish person would've rightly said no.
 
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If you'd told me 20 years ago that Disney would buy both Star Wars and Marvel and then piledrive both through the Earth's crust I'd suggest you lay off the hard stuff.
It’s wild how far it has fallen.

They went from billion dollar movies (even the prequels were a phenomenon) to where we are now; Releasing TV shows that not even the fans bother watching.
 
"Instrumental in shaping the franchise"

Yea, shaping it into fucking dogshit for the last decade along with Dave Filoni. Get a fuckin grip. Star Wars has always been goofy as fuck, but never to the astronomically bad levels it is now. I forgot Disney was releasing Star Wars projects cause I stopped giving a shit. Most if not all of it is bad, or just mediocre slop. They can't move on past nostalgia for the OG Trilogy.
 
"Instrumental in shaping the franchise"

Yea, shaping it into fucking dogshit for the last decade along with Dave Filoni. Get a fuckin grip. Star Wars has always been goofy as fuck, but never to the astronomically bad levels it is now. I forgot Disney was releasing Star Wars projects cause I stopped giving a shit. Most if not all of it is bad, or just mediocre slop. They can't move on past nostalgia for the OG Trilogy.
They made a kids show now. It takes place on Suburbia planet. With floating yellow school busses. All the kids are brown except for the blue elephant alien kid.
 
It’s the difference between George HW Bush and George W Bush. Was the first kinda lame? Absolutely? Did the son rat fuck the country 1000 times worse? Absolutely.
Head Glowie George HW Bush? Of Operation Condor fame, and God knows what else? Almost certainly was involved with Iran-Contra and supporting Osama bin Laden? Operation Just Cause? Vomiting on the Japanese Prime Minister????

Fuck that guy.
 
It’s the difference between George HW Bush and George W Bush. Was the first kinda lame? Absolutely. Did the son rat fuck the country 1000 times worse? Absolutely.
George W was just the propped up guy with HW and friends running the show.

George Lucas had gotten by winging Star Wars because he was surrounded by talented people who cared enough to fix it's flaws and make it a masterpiece, by the time the prequels happened, he was surrounded by Yes men. While fundamentally not good and lazy, it still had elements of passion and care for what it was. Disney wars had none of that.
 
Are you all ready to enter into the undiluted, unchecked autism of the Filoniverse?
Can't wait for more Ahsoka Tier writing that was totally good and not trash shit garbage that ruined characters predating Dave Filoni's career in film and television because he's not as smart as he thinks he is.
Can't remember the quote or where it's from. But someone said Dave Filoni's Star Wars is the equivalent of a toddler throwing their action figures together and constantly bending the rules around their favorites. It sums up current state Disney Star Wars pretty well.
 
What's with all the simping for George Lucas?
George made some bad movies, but now we have even worse movies to contrast them against so it seems more forgivable.
Jedi and the prequels might've been dumb but they still presented a mostly coherent universe and answered most of the big questions in their own runtime, leaving the door open for better writers to explore the wider universe in spinoff material.

The mouse presents a universe stripped down to its most profitable elements in a story that doesn't bother to answer any of the questions raised within its own runtime, instead deciding that's a job for the comic tie-ins and video games.
 
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