Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[LettuceMan]

One conspiracy I read is that Elon got the election hacked for Trump and that is why Trump is putting up with him. I am not sure I buy it, but an intredasting theory either way

I think we’re giving Elon way too much credit. I think the real reason is Dems dropped the ball (again), I mean who’s bright idea was it to bring on Hillary’s 2016 political consultants from her totally successful campaign?
No one with a functioning brain, that’s for sure.

 

[The Hardest R]

Honestly Elon is a cocksucker, but he does have business sense. If he didn't, he'd still be daddy's boy with a 10mln worth emerald mine, crashing daddy's cars and stuff.
But no, he is an idiot but with a great business sense, he knew when to get into AI, Tesla, Space X, Something Company (the flamethrower thing), PayPal, etc.

But when he speaks out about politics and stuff, he's a big dumb gorilla and buffoon.

Elon’s greatest strength is that he’s a good hype man and that’s what we see here. He’s treating the country like a meeting with Andreessen-Horowitz. These Silicon Valley venture capitalists want hype men like Elon to talk about all the shit they’re going to set on fire to break existing industries to push their shit. That was the entire business model for things like Uber, DoorDash and WeWork. Trump’s second term presidency is the Silicon Valley Presidency and as we see with apps crashing and burning once interest rates went up, it’s not a very good model to emulate. But here we are.

 

[Delaware 14]

Did Elon impregnate Brittney Venti?

Sources are saying the next person to be impregnated by Elon Musk is Ian Miles Chong.

 

[neger psykolog]

Hate to derail, but as a name I recognize from laughing at one DSP, would you say it's scary, but also hilarious, how similar Elon & DSP are?
I guess at least Elon pays pajeets to do work for him vs DSP using furries & incels to do it for free.

I really don't think they're that similar. At most they maybe both have situational narcissism brought on by their "fame".

It's a lot harder to tell with Musk because he has advisers and doesn't need to ebeg to build a new rocket every week.

 

[Bunny Wigglesworth]

Need the Elon version of this. 13 Wives Are 13x The Troubles...

 

[Stanley Ipkiss]

I really don't think they're that similar. At most they maybe both have situational narcissism brought on by their "fame".

It's a lot harder to tell with Musk because he has advisers and doesn't need to ebeg to build a new rocket every week.

He kinda does though. Setting aside the fact that publicly traded companies like Tesla are just an older and slightly more dignified version of patreon, SpaceX takes government money in the billions every year to build rockets.
SpaceX would've collapsed already if not for that first NASA contract that saved them.

 

[neger psykolog]

He kinda does though. Setting aside the fact that publicly traded companies like Tesla are just an older and slightly more dignified version of patreon, SpaceX takes government money in the billions every year to build rockets.
SpaceX would've collapsed already if not for that first NASA contract that saved them.

I mean that much is true that he's really no different to USAIDS recipients but companies like Oracle, Google, Amazon, Apple, Walmart and others all also take huge amounts of money from government(s) either directly or indirectly. They even have entire departments who are probably dedicated to squeezing every last fucking dollar out of the government and another department that minimizes the amount of tax they have to pay and of course another department of paid lobbyists.

All of them are different sides of the same piece of shit. From my POV Elon Musk is no better or worse than someone like Tim Cook or Jeff Bezos.

 

[Third Kiwi Account]

Sources are saying the next person to be impregnated by Elon Musk is Ian Miles Chong.

I heard it might be Samantha Heid

 

[somevan712]

I think we’re giving Elon way too much credit. I think the real reason is Dems dropped the ball (again), I mean who’s bright idea was it to bring on Hillary’s 2016 political consultants from her totally successful campaign?
No one with a functioning brain, that’s for sure.

One conspiracy I read is that Elon got the election hacked for Trump and that is why Trump is putting up with him. I am not sure I buy it, but an intredasting theory either way

Here's what Trump said about Elon Musk and the "vote counting computers"
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'He knows those computers better than anybody. All those computers. Those vote-counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide,' Trump said.

'He journeyed to Pennsylvania where he spent a month-and-a-half campaigning for me in Pennsylvania and he's a popular guy. He was very effective... Thank you to Elon.'

Trump and his supporters will come up with the most outlandish conspiracies that have no basis in reality and have no problem perpetuating them. But, if anyone dares claim anything similar about them, those claims get shot down immediately.

Republicans with no proof: "DEMS RIGGED THE 2020 ELECTION! DEMS RUN THE DEEP STATE! DEMS CONTROL THE WEATHER!"

Republicans when Trump implies Elon Musk influenced the vote-counting computers: "It's a nothingburger. Nothing happened. He just meant Elon Musk talked to people and got their votes. That's why he talked about the vote-counting computers, not because he might have, dare I say, rigged anything, but because he campaigned effectively. No, there's no reason to investigate further. There was NO rigging in the 2024 election, even though we spent months claiming the election would be rigged. Since we won, it doesn't matter. It all worked out in the end. Understand?

There is a non-zero chance Elon Musk illegally influenced the election in favor of Trump. It doesn't matter now since there will not be an investigation, and even if there was and it turned up proof, nothing would come of it.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

There is a non-zero chance Elon Musk illegally influenced the election in favor of Trump. It doesn't matter now since there will not be an investigation, and even if there was and it turned up proof, nothing would come of it.

Absolutely. I think it's more of the "Elon said he did it but is too retarded to actually pull it off" than he actually did it, given the down-ballot success of fatty, but it's absolutely a non-zero chance.

In 2020, Trump's own lawyers admitted under oath (when there's a penalty for lying) that there was no voting fraud, which makes it even funnier when retards on the Thunderdome and other MAGA cultists still refuse to believe that fatty lost fairly

 

[TheMotherCucker]

I mean that much is true that he's really no different to USAIDS recipients but companies like Oracle, Google, Amazon, Apple, Walmart and others all also take huge amounts of money from government(s) either directly or indirectly. They even have entire departments who are probably dedicated to squeezing every last fucking dollar out of the government and another department that minimizes the amount of tax they have to pay and of course another department of paid lobbyists.

All of them are different sides of the same piece of shit. From my POV Elon Musk is no better or worse than someone like Tim Cook or Jeff Bezos.

You know it's funny. DEI money was what waqs keeping Walmart and Target afloat. The companies are going bankrupt because nobody who cared about the culture war shopped there. The only reason lgbt stuff was taken down last year is a bunch of fat retards assaulted and harassed people all day long. What we're seeing is all you gotta do to get ahead in life is to
Know your rights, you have the right to
Accuse Everyone, you have the right to
Request A Manager, you have the right to
Escalate to Authorities, and above all else you have the right to
Neglect Reason
I've noticed the whiny cunts from the left and right are the ones getting their wishes made, not normies on any side. If a normie gets something they want it's because some retard with a dry vagina addicted to desperate housewives and spiked wine complained all day about it in a pta.

 

[World in Scarlet]

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[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Mike Lee is one of the most retarded senators in the US, which is saying a lot because Rand Paul and Tommy Tuberville are senators

 

[neger psykolog]

DEI money was what waqs keeping Walmart and Target afloat.

Weren't tons of Walmart stuff reliant on food stamps for fucking ages? https://www.foxbusiness.com/markets/walmart-mcdonalds-largest-employers-snap-medicaid-recipients

It goes back as having been the case ages ago: https://www.forbes.com/sites/clareo...t-taxpayers-6-2-billion-in-public-assistance/

And DEI money isn't "food stamps, medicaid and subsidized housing"

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

One conspiracy I read is that Elon got the election hacked for Trump and that is why Trump is putting up with him. I am not sure I buy it, but an intredasting theory either way

This theory is unlikely, and unnecessary.

Elon donated some $277 million to the Republicans during the 2024 presidential campaign. You aren't going to be dumping a donor like that.

While Elon has relaxed rules for banning people from X, I do not for one second believe he doesn't tilt the scales on his site. The amount of totally real, not fake, accounts that parrot the same insane shit he does is just beyond belief. Whereas on other sites these opinions are far less common and always contested.

He's had a huge influence, by arguably nefarious means, but there's nothing suggesting he faked votes.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

This theory is unlikely, and unnecessary.

Elon donated some $277 million to the Republicans during the 2024 presidential campaign. You aren't going to be dumping a donor like that.

While Elon has relaxed rules for banning people from X, I do not for one second believe he doesn't tilt the scales on his site. The amount of totally real, not fake, accounts that parrot the same insane shit he does is just beyond belief. Whereas on other sites these opinions are far less common and always contested.

He's had a huge influence, by arguably nefarious means, but there's nothing suggesting he faked votes.

He also was banning accounts that promoted Harris, lol

 

[Spergerella Junior]

Is there a Trump Admin preggo watch yet? My Kiwi-domas prediction is that he will IVF impregnate at least one Trump admin staffer and/or a Trump grand daughter as they come of age. I would have bet money on Tiffany if she wasn't married, but don't count her out. This is the drama I want to manifest.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Elon donated some $277 million to the Republicans during the 2024 presidential campaign. You aren't going to be dumping a donor like that.

"Elon, drop to your knees and beg for subsidies."

Trump will happily drop Elon because he has nowhere else to go. Dems aren't going to associate him and Elon burns bridges and annoys everyone around him. Praying for homeless arc in near future

 

[Executive Petrel]

Elon’s greatest strength is that he’s a good hype man and that’s what we see here. He’s treating the country like a meeting with Andreessen-Horowitz. These Silicon Valley venture capitalists want hype men like Elon to talk about all the shit they’re going to set on fire to break existing industries to push their shit. That was the entire business model for things like Uber, DoorDash and WeWork. Trump’s second term presidency is the Silicon Valley Presidency and as we see with apps crashing and burning once interest rates went up, it’s not a very good model to emulate. But here we are.

If Trump doesn't get rid of ee lawn, I'm going to vote for dems next time.

At this point, shit is that fucked up you might as well consider moving to Canada.
At least this place has good abortion laws, more bears than moids and you can fight invading teslabots side by side with Ellen (pizzacakecomics).

 

[オプセック]

At this point, shit is that fucked up you might as well consider moving to Canada.

AAAND ... it's annexed!

But yeah, they really must get rid of elon and I still cling to my suspicion that he's a fall guy in trump's mind.
The blame guy - that's why they let him run wild like this, so people have a face for everything they don't like about this administration.