Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[The sticky sock]

Go fuck yourself scalfatty

T. God's most collected Drosophila researcher.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

He has bragged about strangling his son.

I mean have you see his son? Can you blame him? They’re all as bad as each other.

I’m looking forward to the scrapple video. Love me some scrapple myself so I’m excited to see what abomination he makes this time.

 

[souschef]

I mean have you see his son? Can you blame him? They’re all as bad as each other.

Yes you can. He strangled the kid to the point blood came out of his nose. I have no idea how he didn't get arrested for attempted murder over this. Over what, smoking weed? I'm not against parents giving a smack or two on their teenage sons if they step out of the line, but that was too much.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

IDK... unless there's PDF file accusations I'm woefully ignorant of, this seems unnecessarily cruel for a relatively harmless cow. I'm no Jack expert though, so feel free to roast me as a faggot!

Jack Scalfani:

• once choked out his own son until he got a nosebleed and then kicked him out of the house
• used to be a jerk to his other son until he got too big to push around
• mistreats his dog and gets a kick out of hurting animals
• films strangers in public without their permission
• feeds expired food to his church and complains when they don't appreciate it
• argues with his "fans" on his Facebook page and YouTube channel
• doesn't like celebrating others or their accomplishments
• watches movies and television just to complain about Woke

I could keep going...

 

[Tiresome]

I mean have you see his son? Can you blame him? They’re all as bad as each other.

I’m looking forward to the scrapple video. Love me some scrapple myself so I’m excited to see what abomination he makes this time.

Jack Jr. probably would have benefited from a little slapping around at the right times. Garrett, on the other hand, the strangled son, is smart enough to cut off his piece of shit biological dad.

 

[biggacracka]

I mean have you see his son? Can you blame him? They’re all as bad as each other.

If he had strangled junior, I'd condemn him for not finishing the job
But he strangled Garrett, the only successful individual the scalfatty clan ever produced

Edit: typo

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Jack is woefully uninformed of the Catholic Church by his own admission.

... believe me Jack, we have no desire to evangelize you.

A fellow deviant, I see! (Joking, I am seriously lapsed and St. Peter will be personally Sparta-kicking me down into Sheol.)

Jack Scalfani:

• once choked out his own son until he got a nosebleed and then kicked him out of the house
• used to be a jerk to his other son until he got too big to push around
• mistreats his dog and gets a kick out of hurting animals
• films strangers in public without their permission
• feeds expired food to his church and complains when they don't appreciate it
• argues with his "fans" on his Facebook page and YouTube channel
• doesn't like celebrating others or their accomplishments
• watches movies and television just to complain about Woke

This list is completely accurate, yet somehow it still (through no fault of your own) doesn't quite do justice to how unbearable Jack is. It's hard to describe. I guess it's like no matter what Jack does, he does a version of it that's so insufferable it's why so many people think he must be trolling when they first watch his videos.

Spoiler: Just for example...

Just for example, lots of people film others in public. Just a fact of life now, whatever. But almost no one loudly narrates around the strangers they're filming. While ignoring (sometimes obliviously, sometimes intentionally) the fact the person is staring at them in disgust and annoyance. Almost no one keeps filming for minutes and minutes on end, fake-laughing "gyah hyuh hyah" as they pretend to be an expert giving a considered opinion about the seventh slice of average pizza they've had in three days.

Again, it's not just what Jack does -- it's his intensely stupid way of doing it, mostly stemming from his insecurities. He can't just film people in public in the Normal Jerk kind of way. He's filmed people while pushing past them in line. He's filmed people and not cared they were oblivious old people or kids / babies whose parents didn't notice he was filming. He's filmed people and then snarled if management asked him to please stop. He's filmed people (like his mom on at least two separate occasions) even after they personally asked him to stop. He's filmed people and mocked them:

• He once bleeped out his shitty friend Paul as he commented on a random woman's looks and clothes. (I read Paul's lips and it was something like "that's why you stay in school, kids, so you don't look like trailer trash.")
• He also filmed himself being a stupid dickhead to an oblivious woman 5-10 feet away from her (in front of 10-year-old Junior and his 10-year-old friend from soccer or something) because she parked 100% normal but it ruined his shot. He saw the same woman a little while later and filmed her again without her knowledge, snickering about her to these two kids he was charged with watching for the day (who both seemed to care a lot less than he did).
• He filmed a car as it beeped at him while he jaywalked and threatened, "If you hit me, I'll sue!"

He's boorish and self-centered to almost like an unfathomable degree.

 

[AnOminous]

If he had strangled junior, I'd condemn him for not finishing the job
But he strangled Garrett, the only successful individual the scalfatty clan ever produced

Edit: typo

And for smoking weed of all things. Jagoff is in no position to moralize about someone smoking weed for some religious bullshit reason, considering that he has turned his own body into a Temple to Nurgle with foul gluttony that is more disgusting and immoral than anything involving cannabis.

 

[Tiresome]

And for smoking weed of all things. Jagoff is in no position to moralize about someone smoking weed for some religious bullshit reason, considering that he has turned his own body into a Temple to Nurgle with foul gluttony that is more disgusting and immoral than anything involving cannabis.

Jack is 100% the exact kind of piece of shit to literally harm his own child for smoking pot and use it himself on the sly.

 

[souschef]

Jack is 100% the exact kind of piece of shit to literally harm his own child for smoking pot and use it himself on the sly.

There's no way you DJ without using drugs. I'm 100% sure he used drugs back then. No such thing as a teetotaler DJ

 

[Berrakh]

They were also quick to beg for money for her brain surgery. God this family is weird.

Genetically-recombined downward mobility often is.

 

[soulless guarantee]

Wasn't the story that Garrett pushed Tammy? So Jack stroked his ego as a real man's man, by nearly killing his son for pushing his step mother.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Wasn't the story that Garrett pushed Tammy? So Jack stroked his ego as a real man's man, by nearly killing his son for pushing his step mother.

It was, but there's got to be more to the story. Jack's lead-in to that was that Garrett was smoking weed, so it was probably that TamHam was confronting him about it, they argued, and Garrett pushed her to get himself un-cornered.

Which the only moral of that story was that Jack's a feminine faggot 30 years ago, with leaving the stepmom to discipline the child and extreme reaction to the result.

 

[p1138]

It was, but there's got to be more to the story. Jack's lead-in to that was that Garrett was smoking weed, so it was probably that TamHam was confronting him about it, they argued, and Garrett pushed her to get himself un-cornered.

Which the only moral of that story was that Jack's a feminine faggot 30 years ago, with leaving the stepmom to discipline the child and extreme reaction to the result.

Yeah, I can't believe for even a moment that Fatty's perspective of all people(Tammy was on the podcast basically nodding along as I remember) was the entire story.

This list is completely accurate, yet somehow it still (through no fault of your own) doesn't quite do justice to how unbearable Jack is. It's hard to describe. I guess it's like no matter what Jack does, he does a version of it that's so insufferable it's why so many people think he must be trolling when they first watch his videos.

Also can't forget gems like...

Spoiler

• The time he heard that a dog on someone else's property had a shock collar on and tried to lure it over just so it would cross the wire and get shocked
• The time he went to a theme park as a cripple and then complained about blind people at the themepark existing because there wasn't any way they could enjoy anything
• The multiple times he just shit on customer service employees throwing a tantrum like at Crumbl(being mad the cookie baking shop was out of some cookies when it was already so late it was dark out), Subway(bitching that employees followed their orders for corporate for making sandwiches and not just piling on heaps of shit for free), Panera(he thought a sandwich didn't have enough, bitched and made a scene so the manager gave him a cookie to shut him up), etc. for shit they had nothing to do with
• The same podcast(not sure if it was the same episode) as he bragged about almost killing his son, which was a church podcast btw, went on a tirade about needing to nuke people in the middle east
• Constantly complains about people who can work remote from the office, even though his wife has at times, and he himself hasn't had a real job in decades
• Gets angry when other people are using the handicap stall in a public restroom because he can't just fucking wait
• Regularly ropes people in at church to help him film videos, isn't appreciative, and then needs to find new friends every couple of months
• Used to "review" products, using them blatantly incorrectly like failing to count time(ninja cup blender thing), or reading an obvious warning about not latching a product closed when in use(copper sandwich cooker that threatened to sue him over it) claiming it's dangerous and explodes, multiple grill products that expect a normal human to clean their grill so it can work instead of pounds of grease catching fire and blaming the product for not working
• The time at either the nursing home or hospital when he claimed he would just unnecessarily soil his bed just to spite the staff that had to clean up after him because he was being starved with a normal amount of calories every day(he was being provided with plenty of food shown by his own photos, in which he failed at trying to hide some of it out of frame).
• The blatant stealing of recipes, photos, etc. and never providing any source credit

I know I'm missing more. But it cannot be stated enough just how much of an insufferable asshole Fatty is.

 

[ILikeYou]

He has bragged about strangling his son.

And not only did he strangle his son Garrett for smoking weed, till his nose bled, and said he felt like he wasn't going to stop, bc no 'principal' like in school, was there to step in and stop him--and all of that was said as an apparently proud parenting moment for him, of some kind. But, then also proudly spoke on the same podcast about how he then kicked that son out for the marijuana smoking, hoping to make him completely homeless on the streets, at the age of 16, I think it was. He was then sorely disappointed that the son's grandparents took him in to their home, so that he wouldn't be living & sleeping on the sidewalk, like Jack wanted. All for the very normal, and pretty much totally harmless, teenage experimenting w/ weed smoking.

 

[JambledUpWords]

He is, but it's about the food.
He can't cook "peasant food", just look at his grilled cheese video.
He can't cook "Italian", he'll get executed there for what he calls Italian dishes.
He can cook when he can but can't when he can't. He sucks at almost anything that's out of his comfort zone of British/French cooking. Not a lolcow though, unlike Jamie Oliver.

His grilled cheese video was painful to watch. Didn’t bother getting cheeses that could melt easily, and used such thick bread that the cheeses he did choose couldn’t melt in time without the bread burning. A cooking show where Gordon Ramsey has to make corn dogs while Jack has to make beef wellington would be kino though. If only they could do a collab.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

This Jack On The Go video really shows how much of an asshole Jack is.

He purposely gives a bad review towards the restaraunt because they told Jack he couldn't film in there.

 

[souschef]

The time he heard that a dog on someone else's property had a shock collar on and tried to lure it over just so it would cross the wire and get shocked

And he laughed about it. What a piece of shit you have to be. One of the few times Jack actually made me angry, i wish i could punch him in the mouth for that

 

[The Stranger]

Also can't forget gems like...

Spoiler

• The time he heard that a dog on someone else's property had a shock collar on and tried to lure it over just so it would cross the wire and get shocked
• The time he went to a theme park as a cripple and then complained about blind people at the themepark existing because there wasn't any way they could enjoy anything
• The multiple times he just shit on customer service employees throwing a tantrum like at Crumbl(being mad the cookie baking shop was out of some cookies when it was already so late it was dark out), Subway(bitching that employees followed their orders for corporate for making sandwiches and not just piling on heaps of shit for free), Panera(he thought a sandwich didn't have enough, bitched and made a scene so the manager gave him a cookie to shut him up), etc. for shit they had nothing to do with
• The same podcast(not sure if it was the same episode) as he bragged about almost killing his son, which was a church podcast btw, went on a tirade about needing to nuke people in the middle east
• Constantly complains about people who can work remote from the office, even though his wife has at times, and he himself hasn't had a real job in decades
• Gets angry when other people are using the handicap stall in a public restroom because he can't just fucking wait
• Regularly ropes people in at church to help him film videos, isn't appreciative, and then needs to find new friends every couple of months
• Used to "review" products, using them blatantly incorrectly like failing to count time(ninja cup blender thing), or reading an obvious warning about not latching a product closed when in use(copper sandwich cooker that threatened to sue him over it) claiming it's dangerous and explodes, multiple grill products that expect a normal human to clean their grill so it can work instead of pounds of grease catching fire and blaming the product for not working
• The time at either the nursing home or hospital when he claimed he would just unnecessarily soil his bed just to spite the staff that had to clean up after him because he was being starved with a normal amount of calories every day(he was being provided with plenty of food shown by his own photos, in which he failed at trying to hide some of it out of frame).
• The blatant stealing of recipes, photos, etc. and never providing any source credit

I know I'm missing more. But it cannot be stated enough just how much of an insufferable asshole Fatty is.

I feel like tagging Null because he also completely misses why we hate Scalfatty. He thinks he's just another loveable goof like Kay.

 

[Piggle Rick]

For some reason that time he tried to get a dog an electric shock because he thought it would be funny grinds my gears the most. What a complete cunt he is.