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knux said:
Why is Chris calling it "Spiritual Love Day" now?

As for the return address on his packages. I think that's done to hide where Chris is actually staying, or where the goods are sent from.
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Idk why people are commenting on it now of all times.. Chris himself wrote that his new mailing address is (for whatever reason) 14BC again. It was buried under the...uhhh...major schizowave that was the possibility of Chris being a dad, which was debunked or two later, but it happened.

Also, a poem, for Chris's 43rd birthday Spiritual Love Day

Roses are red, Chris's banned from BABS,
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knux said:
Why is Chris calling it "Spiritual Love Day" now?
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Because "Honor Roll" LARPs as Christ, and "Christian Love Day" got "upgraded" to reflect that idiotic bastardization of Christianity he calls "Neo Spiritual Christianity"?

King Kiwi said:
My only regret is not thinking of it first.
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"El Jarabe Tapatio" is some "TRUE and HONEST" February 24th music.
 
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King Kiwi said:
They're remaking RECESS?

....of course.

Interesting Chris never brings up other eighties/nineties shows.

Gummi bears, tiny toons, invader zim...

I think he liked Goosebumps at one point. Never hear him mention that.

Just hedgehogs, ponies and robots you think he would get tired of it at some point.
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Chris' brain was set to read only when he was 10
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
I don't know who TheGamerFromMars is but if he doesn't scream JULAY and call Chris a rapist before immediately ending the interview than he's a fag.
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It would be cool if he told Chris that he had a few guests he'd like him to meet, then Clyde Cash, Micheal Snyder, the Man in the Pickle Suit, and Null all piled into the room and started screaming "Julay! Julay!" before pinning him to the ground and recording his crying. I might even consider that an epic win.
 
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The Spoils of War said:
It would be cool if he told Chris that he had a few guests he'd like him to meet, then Clyde Cash, Micheal Snyder, the Man in the Pickle Suit, and Null all piled into the room and started screaming "Julay! Julay!" before pinning him to the ground and recording his crying. I might even consider that an epic win.
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It would be interesting to see trolls from the past sit down with Chris IRL and have an interview where they just talk.

But that's never going to happen.

Most of these people have grown up and moved on and unless paid substantial amount of money, I don't see them never coming forward.

Now a one-on-one interview between Gamer from Mars and Megan talking about what Chris was like for a while wouldn't be too bad. Not with Chris involved but you know just some people who know Chris from his early years. Even some of his gal pals m/the people he grew up with or his family would be interesting.

But again, that would be very difficult to do without a large dollar amount as we all know people have "lives".
 
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