Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[The Bride]

In coming bisexual arc. I'm shocked it took her this long to start including men in her gravitational orbit (or maybe she's been secretly entertaining them this whole time but still wanted the lesbian title). If you thought Emily Franz was a sicko, wait until the male feeder introduces himself.

While we're still on the topic of No-Neck-Becky, she's a low-IQ, low-agency fat chick so I'm not surprised that she let Amber steamroll her without having to actually get up from her bloody mattress. Narcs have a second sense for identifying these types out. It's a symbiotic relationship. That's about where my sympathy ends, as I refuse to give anyone playing the victim card an inch, period. She was not being physically restrained or beaten, and her family never approved of their relationship to begin with so she could've left at any point and crashed at her sister's or something.

Also, Eric and Ricky lived with them for years, let Amber ruin furniture and stink up their entire house, likely embarrassed themselves every time they had a visitor who definitely saw and smelled the state of their house, had to put up with Amber yelling across the house for Becky to wipe her ass, and never tried to evict her. I don't give a fuck if someone is covering my rent, I'm not living in squalor. Amber was very lucky she happened to stumble upon a home filled with pathetic queers who let her do whatever she wanted.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Ok now that I'm fully awake: does it strike anyone else as strange that Amber isn't taking the whole Dalton bomb worse than she is?

I looked over the TLDW posted on the thread about her live last night, maybe I was expecting too much but she doesn't seem to be losing her mind as much as I would have expected.

She's built her whole life around two things: lesbian relationships and food. ((Though now I wonder if the lesbian relationships part was more of a fitting into a clique issue.))

Now that one of those things is being called into question, with actual receipts, I would have expected a larger crash out.

Also, I'm happy that I was right. I always knew ALR wasn't an actual Lesbeen.

Spoiler: Humble gloating

it started with the double handy story. But whenever her sexuality was questioned, by fans or other react channels, fellow queers like ZM would always defend her saying it was homophobic to question her. That "she knows herself best on this and therefore we should trust her."
Don't trust your lying eyes!!

 

[FatalTater]

I hope Eric, Rickie and Becky all learned why it's bad to let strangers move in with you.
Can you imagine the drama if they had all decided to kick Amber out? lol They would have had to move and leave her there instead, since I don't think Monticello KY had enough cops to remove her whiny stinky ass.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Beggy and Dusty rehashing old shit in order to milk what ever coinage they can get out of the piggie bank that is Amber?

I’ll pass; I don’t need to two co-conspirators admitting to their crimes when it was painfully obvious during the “heist.”

They’re both dumb fucking cows that are lucky to have met Amber because this is easily the most entertaining thing that’s ever gonna happen to any of them in their pathetic shitty lives.

In the end, dating Amber was a net positive for the two of them. I don’t wanna hear some song and dance about how their social credibility was ruined by being associated with Amber. These two bumble fucks weren’t going anywhere in life and anyone who would employ them, wouldn’t give a fuck about their Internet presence.

This is not a defense of Amber, but just the reality of the situation. Two broke bums, trying to finally make some money now that they feel like they’re safely distanced themselves from Amber.

As for Amber having phone sex with a man, I’m all for it. I hope he becomes the new caretaker and morphs into Gene to Amber‘s life by Jen. A confrontational asshole willing to defend Amber online would be great content.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Does it matter if she is a lesbian or straight, she doesn't have irl sex with any of her partner? Amber will literally take anyone who is willing to move in with a 600lb stranger and be her caretaker. She isn't afraid of sex, she just knows she is gross and disgusting, and that is IF she actually showered which we know she doesn't

Something I've always wondered though, she doesn't mind her partners wiping her unwashed asshole, or helping her take a rare shower, but didn't want them to see her naked for sex? I've always found that so odd.

Also, "walking Twinkie" seems to be the new "I just got out of the shower".

Also, also, this bitch never wears pants around her house? Those poor paramedics and firemen who will ultimately find her dead body.

 

[ChatBPD]

Mom, I need my butt wiped. I'm going live in 10 mins. My fans rely on me.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Also, I'm happy that I was right. I always knew ALR wasn't an actual Lesbeen.

Same. She is a “whoever will wipe my ass sexual.”

Ugly Lesbians were just easy targets because they’re desperate for anyone.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Also, "walking Twinkie" seems to be the new "I just got out of the shower".

And if she is actually taking her out, “walking Twinkie” is standing on a pathway outside the complex while Twinkie sniffs the grass for 3 minutes.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

Apparently Charlie Gold has decided to comment on Amber stealing Becky’s inheritance, and she’s very mad at the internet about it.

Everyone in the comments are shitting themselves over the money Amber “owes” Becky RIGHT NOW!
Even if Amber does owe her money for some reason, you’d be more likely to find Rarity than you would getting a single cent from her lol

I’m 100% over Becky being treated like she’s Jesus Christ on the cross but do hope that the heat chaps Amber’s stinky ass.

 

[Neko GF]

i had to go to the hospital & starting a meal service covid chronicles vlog​

(02/26/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=MA6xUWDmAOo

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

Her ability to find a way to be more boring is kinda impressive? I did want to include the entire section of her hospital stay. She put a fuck ton of effort into this y'all.

The hospital section in it's entirety. Uncut. Uncensored. Raw. (and 3 total seconds!)

She's also huffing now. DON'T BE RAMA RAMA AMBER!!! NOOO!!!!

Spoiler: funny cause she look dumb

 

[ChatBPD]

That poor dog getting so fat without a caretaker again. Pay somebody to walk your dog at least. Using the elevator and waddling to the back of your apartment complex to let the dog shit is not enough. You never walk your dog, otherwise it would be vlog content because when you do something that looks good on you it gets filmed like showering and cleaning the house.

 

[FarmVille]

Also, Eric and Ricky lived with them for years, let Amber ruin furniture and stink up their entire house, likely embarrassed themselves every time they had a visitor who definitely saw and smelled the state of their house, had to put up with Amber yelling across the house for Becky to wipe her ass, and never tried to evict her. I don't give a fuck if someone is covering my rent, I'm not living in squalor. Amber was very lucky she happened to stumble upon a home filled with pathetic queers who let her do whatever she wanted.

They lived in rural Kentucky where there's a bed bound deathfat in every other home.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

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Aww, look at those tear stains. Little baby doesn't get her little face wiped. I bet she's crying from arthritic pain.

 

[dfranki723]

Aww, look at those tear stains. Little baby doesn't get her little face wiped. I bet she's crying from arthritic pain.

First thing I noticed. She can't even do the bare minimum for the pets.

This cunt will inevitably let her animals suffer in pain before she ever takes them to the vet. You know neither of them will have the chance to pass away peacefully when the time comes.
Twinkie looks so bloody unhealthy. Maybe Fatty will cark it before the animals so they could have a small chance at a new (albeit not full) life.

 

[KittiestKitty]

Poor fucking Twinkie. She's so dead behind the eyes. Overweight, traumatized. If dogs could talk...

 

[Third Kiwi Account]

Poor fucking Twinkie. She's so dead behind the eyes. Overweight, traumatized. If dogs could talk...

If Amber reeks by human standards..... How visceral is her smell to a dog?

Yes Twinkie has seen some things...... But that dog has SMELLED pure hell

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

If Amber reeks by human standards..... How visceral is her smell to a dog?

Yes Twinkie has seen some things...... But that dog has SMELLED pure hell

Dogs smell awful things for fun all the time to be fair.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

If Amber reeks by human standards..... How visceral is her smell to a dog?

Yes Twinkie has seen some things...... But that dog has SMELLED pure hell

Considering that dogs will raid literboxes to eat cat shit and roll in dead fish, I don't think Twinkie would mind.

 

[spergsperg55]

That poor dog getting so fat without a caretaker again. Pay somebody to walk your dog at least. Using the elevator and waddling to the back of your apartment complex to let the dog shit is not enough. You never walk your dog, otherwise it would be vlog content because when you do something that looks good on you it gets filmed like showering and cleaning the house.

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Good God... that dog looks half dead already. Big al looks like ass but even next to her you can see how badly Twinkie has been treated... those tear marks are insane.