Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

“I made my breaks into necessary stops…”.

Does that make sense to anybody? Ok, deathfats can’t walk through a store without breathing heavy and needing to sit, we know that. It’s the sentence that is weird, like it’s natural for people to take breaks when they are grocery shopping, and …. what’s necessary? What’s wrong with saying I took necessary breaks? I still don’t get it, she’s so dumb. But that’s the way she thinks, no editing or rethinking necessary.

Anna has only talked about her arms being smaller, not them feeling better, so even though she’s wrong about the surgery being different than a cosmetic procedure, it’s not what she said. Again, she’s so dumb.

That white round chair, that she’s sitting on with her soda (because who can shop without a necessary soda break) has measurements on them. It’s kind of hard for me to see, but it looks like her hips are about 53 inches across. Not in diameter.

She’s a big bitch.
 
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xivnuhranx said:
I wonder what the weight limit is on the egg chair? I can't find it for that specific one: Sunvilla Elliot Egg Chair. Comparable chairs are 350-400lb weight limits which she greatly exceeds.
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An Insta acct dedicated to Costco finds says, that it's 250 lbs/ 113 kg. And though its construction seems to be quite sturdy with a warranty up to one year, that's a bit tooo smallfat made for Anna still.
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It's also oversized. 43.1 inch wide (over 1 meter! if the math is correct --- 109,5 cm to be exact, and 45 inch deep, (114 cm) 3.6 by 3.8 feet.
Anna doesn't really fit into it, sitting on one ass cheek and looking kind of uncomfortable. ffffffuh.

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It may have already been pointed out, but her face is so swollen, she doesn't look like herself.
Like a different person completely, but not in a good way. And stoned af. Maybe because of her surgery, might go down a bit in the coming weeks, but still. Or it's because her head now looks even more ginormous above the chopped off arm fat.
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ETA Ilona rips Anna a new one today
BodyBuilder Reacts To Glitter&Lazers Denying She Promotes Plastic Surgery & Childish Costco Behavior
 
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Her tits have completely vanished into the mass of her torso.

Incredibly abrasive 'tard energy in these pics. The outfit, the hair bow, how unkempt and slovenly she looks, the boisterous behaviour, the utterly retarded facial gurning, everything exaggerated and annoyingly loud and inconsiderate - if you worked or shopped in that store, you'd be anxiously looking around for her handlers to get her under control. What an absolute disaster of a human being.
 
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Angry New Ager said:
Yeah, I feel like I'm watching a long-running show where the creators have run out of ideas, so they're resorting to increasingly bizarre storylines to get through each week. I don't think she's at the point of jumping a motorcycle over a shark tank, or having the entire previous season turn out to be nothing but a dream, but she's getting there.
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I think you’re on to something here.

I hadn’t been keeping up with the thread for a long time, but when the YouTube reactors caught wind of the beginning of the liposuction journey, I came back to catch up and this time around has been different.

It used to be that February meant embarrassing, but somewhat complex, Valentine’s content (that monster dating movie and the one where she went to Fredericksburg were sooooo bad but obviously planned ahead of time), summer was an embarrassing vacation, likely a cruise, where she struggles to fit in with a demographic she does not fit in with, and creates bizarre “fashion” content on outdoor Hawaiian staircases she can’t climb up, and probably has some kind of anxiety attack over toilets or chairs or shellfish. Holidays meant talking shit about her family. Other events and seasons throughout the year followed similar patterns. We all knew the drill.

BUT WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING ANYMORE?

Was anyone predicting she’d be butchered by a couple of charlatans in Beverly Hills? Or that she’d move to Austin’s tallest skyscraper and pay upwards of $7300 for rent? (For the record, I don’t think we know which apartment she lives in, and the $7300 one is on the lowest floor, whereas the highest one up on floor 60 or so goes for $14k+, she could be paying 10k or more for base rent.) Both of these actions are so out of the norm, even for Anna.

I enjoy court TV shows, and it’s interesting to see how people dress when they appear on those shows. You have to put yourself in their shoes and imagine the thought process of someone saying to themselves, “Okay! Today is the day I will be appearing before Judge Judy to prove this landlord stole my deposit! The perfect outfit is obviously this black lace see-through top and this miniskirt! Let me also make sure to dye my hair fuchsia the day before so it really pops!” You can feel yourself thinking something nuts if you try this often enough, because most people do have some kind of reason for those choices, and figuring that out is half the fun.

Anna’s thread is usually similar to that, but somehow it’s just not, anymore. Nothing makes sense. Very Black Mirror kind of “what in the world?!” shit.
 
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Programmer Socks said:
Her tits have completely vanished into the mass of her torso.

Incredibly abrasive 'tard energy in these pics. The outfit, the hair bow, how unkempt and slovenly she looks, the boisterous behaviour, the utterly retarded facial gurning, everything exaggerated and annoyingly loud and inconsiderate - if you worked or shopped in that store, you'd be anxiously looking around for her handlers to get her under control. What an absolute disaster of a human being.
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I’ve known many tards (through a past job) and in my experience, by the time they are Anna’s age they usually have learned to behave much better than she does. Anna is the epitome of entitled, obnoxious deathfat.
 
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Magic Pickle said:
"Adults need prize culture" is so succinct and straight-forward in how entirely it encapsulates Anna's entire modus operandi that I'm at a loss for words. Profound in its simultaneous stupidity and brevity.
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It’s kind of funny she unironically publicly says this while she’s a fan of Severance. But yes, arrested development. She needs to be rewarded for everything instead if developing a better mindset about how to care for herself and complete her work. It makes you wonder if her parents employed rewards too liberally when she was a child.

In that show, workers are given mundane prizes and perks in an attempt to motivate them. Their lives are so empty and repetitive that sometimes they actually get invested in earning these little prizes.
 
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She wants to live in a world with no zoom calls….

I thought about why. Most people will find it convenient to have a zoom call, just turn on the computer and do your business, no driving, traffic, gas, etc.

But Anna has to work first. If she’s talking to a sponsor she probably has to wrangle her greasy strands into that braid combover style she likes, then actually put on clothes. (You can’t tell me that she’s not just wearing a big muumuu/sheet or just compression when alone during this surgery arc.). She has to put makeup on, cleanup any messes that might be behind her in camera view. She has to turn off the TV, not eat for the duration of the call. We know she’ll forget to brush her teeth but I’m guessing she just uses her laptop low quality webcam.

For her, a zoom call is actually work and maybe takes an hour to prepare, and is not just hopping on to talk to a sponsor or whatever like most of us would do.

Last time she went to SXSW she left in a hurry. I’ve been once and it’s lots of very young tech bros and creatives, and the schedule is hard to parse and invitations come last minute. If Anna felt out of place before, she’s going to feel worse now. Maybe in her head she looks more normal but in reality she’s still going to be stared at.
 
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I saw that 50 foot woman movie when I was a kid and it scared the shit out of Baby Barbarella. Bravo Kate! As a lover of bad movies I need to find it again.

Do you think Anna could get out of that egg chair without getting on her knees first? It is truly astonishing to see her compared to a normal woman.

What does she think she’s conveying with that opened-mouth expression? I’m sure every kid thinks it’s ”imma eatchu!”
 
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