Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

We are approaching the three year anniversary of Patrick "Never wrong about anything" Tomlinson predicting the Russian military would collapse within days.

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There are photos of them socializing and at that convention in Scotland where she looks a lot more animated and happier while speaking to other people
It's also apparent in those old Halloween pictures.

I think his current flailing is definitely because of the court case. Much like Greer, he plans out what he thinks will happen, then has a massive bitch fit when reality smacks him in the face.
 
I think his current flailing is definitely because of the court case. Much like Greer, he plans out what he thinks will happen, then has a massive bitch fit when reality smacks him in the face.
While I know nothing of Greer, I have often been entertained by the elaborate fantasy pig-man-pig-man-cant-you-see has constructed about the grand stalkerchild trial in which every single person to ever call him fat or gay on the internet is dragged into the highest court in the land in chains by an as yet undisclosed federal agency, and charged under RICO for felony conspiracy to pose as his toilet among thousands of other crimes, and upon being declared guilty by the Judge they are then each made to listen to fatrick deliver a tearful seventeen hour victim impact statement before they are all imprisoned for life in a specially built supermax prison.

He has been surprisingly detailed in outlining this, as well as describing in depth the living conditions of the stalkerprison and the slave labour that will be extracted out of them
 
We are approaching the three year anniversary of Patrick "Never wrong about anything" Tomlinson predicting the Russian military would collapse within days.

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Alas had the Russians stuck to established battle tactics like only deploying urban youth he would have had that sorted like that, but they bamboozled us all by deploying grown Slavic men and military hardware. Nobody could have seen that coming.
 
Do they even make straightjackets in Pat's size? Or do they daisy-chain a whole bunch of them together like when cops handcuff really fat people? Or do they use the kind of guy ropes that hold down circus tents?
Yes, they do, child. And no they don't, stalker. Never have. Enjoy prison.

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Did I see an A- in US HIST? That's surprising.
 
Russia: our victory is imminent
Westoids: Russia's collapse is imminent
Reality: this war is big gay
More like:
Russia: our victory is imminent, it is anudda great patriotic war
Westoids: Russia's losses exceed their population total by 2x

Patrick: Actually, the western media is pro-russia, and they refuse to report that the Ukrainian Tactical Paint-Baloon squads, led by the Ghost of Kvetch are close to taking Moscow.
 
More like:
Russia: our victory is imminent, it is anudda great patriotic war
Westoids: Russia's losses exceed their population total by 2x

Patrick: Actually, the western media is pro-russia, and they refuse to report that the Ukrainian Tactical Paint-Baloon squads, led by the Ghost of Kvetch are close to taking Moscow.
And Patrick is FAT.

His takes are some of the worst. He can't just shut up about topics he clearly doesn't understand.
 
What’s really sad is how he’s such a terrible writer despite doing it 10 hours a day. Most people would be good at something after that much practice
I don't think replying with canned responses for 10 hours a day is honing the skills you need to write a good novel. These are your delusions again stalker child. Enjoy prison, ect.
 
We are approaching the three year anniversary of Patrick "Never wrong about anything" Tomlinson predicting the Russian military would collapse within days.

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"Right as always in every detail, me-child. I never specified how many days it would take for Russia to collapse. The Russian GDP has free-fallen from $1.8tr to $2tr over the past 3 years. And I never specified the subject of the indefinite article 'their', so I was really referring to Ukraine's surrender and withdrawal from Crimea. Fuck, you're smart, me-child."
 
Just think about it. The Great Backwards Wall of China, entire provinces of barren, well salted fields, all the remaining crops and children consumed by him. In ancient times Fat Rick would be an extinction level event.
Pretty sure people of Ancient China would mistake him for Marshal Tianpeng. They're both terrible drunks and would later turn into useless pigs that only exist for others amusement.
 
I don't think replying with canned responses for 10 hours a day is honing the skills you need to write a good novel. These are your delusions again stalker child. Enjoy prison, ect.
The habit/muscle memory from this must be insane. It's fortunate he doesn't have any friends, imagine the labor of trying to write "enjoy your holidays" or something, he'd wear out his backspace erasing all the prisons and stalkers.
 
Fatrick confirms Nikkki will beat off any man who approaches her with lecherous intent to the point of producing a veritable puddle
No mercy for Honey Badger when it comes to the lesbo; beat into a chubby, muddy puddle for Peppa-roni Pat to jump on. Enjoy Niki, then you will get the chance to enjoy me, stalker.

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I also do in fact uave a job, unlike you "funsters." It is to prevent the obsessed criminal stalkers from getting into my pen where I get to whine about the current thing, and it's making me hundreds if not thousands. The police know I have a life as one of Milwaukee's sexiest activists and novelists, and that you are all pathetic parasites if you oppose. Enjoy. Prison.
 
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