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toskarinion said:
I can relate zoella deville, sick as a dog lately.

I recommend drinking water, preferably filtered as I have no idea what florida water is like. I've always assumed something is deeply wrong with florida's water supply considering how the inhabitants are.
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Looks like she's drinking water... Out of her bathtub. Yes, the same one that has broken glass in it.
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Schizoid Wife said:
Looks like she's drinking water... Out of her bathtub. Yes, the same one that has broken glass in it.
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>Refrigerated bathtub water
Does she just come up with random phrases using some kind of AI? I have never seen these three words used in one sentence. The closest was an ice bath I was shoved into because of that dumb virus.
 
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Schizoid Wife said:
Zoo-zoo IS the AI, she's a random.txt generator.
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I am going to try to decipher the code here. I think she is saying she is enjoy drinking refrigerated water in the bathtub. Hence, "bathtub water". I can imagine having a cold drink in a hot bath is very nice. I dunno. Zoey wins again I guess.

Zoey's thread somehow isn't the most crazy today. Her schizo posts are healing.
 
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CallmeCicada said:
I am going to try to decipher the code here. I think she is saying she is enjoy drinking refrigerated water in the bathtub. Hence, "bathtub water". I can imagine having a cold drink in a hot bath is very nice. I dunno. Zoey wins again I guess.

Zoey's thread somehow isn't the most crazy today. Her schizo posts are healing.
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I'd like to imagine she just filled a water bottle/filter pitcher from her bathtub tap for some reason, rather than the kitchen tap. But who fucking knows with this retard.
 
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Croak & Caw said:
I ment that I do not wish Zoobs to View attachment 7030952 otherwise they are great. She means puke, right?
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Bucket is a Zooble-ism for 'kick the bucket', basically just her saying she's going to kill herself. It should be noted she says this at every minor inconvenience and it's not usually serious.

Speaking of suicide, her fujo anime gets a new episode soon.
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I guess we're getting the anime child suicide arc after all.
 
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