Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Cheesy Beavy]

No, no. He does jack off to his own art. In fact he says he prefers to jack off to his own art.

And his parents know and are ok with it

 

[Jesters]

WE ALL GOT MENTIONED EVERYONE!!!!

Remember to do your part, Kiwis

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

"Umm, actually all my characters that I beat my meat to are adult women. I am not a pedophile!"

His watched list of hundreds of child rape videos gets posted.

"... I HATE YOU KIWIFARMS! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT!"

 

[NaggotFigger]

My name is Alex Hogendorp. I'm 28 years old. My house is in 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719, where all the strip clubs are, and I am a virgin with rage. I am unemployed, and I stayed up all the time, as long as 18 to 24 hours on my PC. I don't smoke, but I frequently goon. I'm in bed by 1 AM to 3 AM, and make sure I get less hour to sleep and more time to goon and fight, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of extreme gooning before I went to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning, and then I slept later. I was told I was autistic at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any traitors, like winning and losing, that would cause me to goon more, shit myself and cry all night quietly. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to Kiwi Farms and Jewsh.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby

"...that is, I shit myself and cry all night."

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

You guys just dont get it, its very emotional gore porn with children. If you just took the time to read it, you could understand the context!

 

[NaggotFigger]

You guys just dont get it, its very emotional gore porn with children. If you just took the time to read it, you could understand the context!

 

[Windy Moors]

New profile pic idea:


Trump Sneed:

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I just wish that wojak had a copy of Call of Duty Ghosts for the Xbox 360, shit cracks me up

 

[Dunkin DoNUT]

Holy shit this thread moved so fast, wait a moment guys, I can't sticker you all with fast enough

 

[NaggotFigger]

Now that I'm one of his worst enemies, should I do the comparison between NF and Alex or should I let one dedicated drawfag do the volunteering comparison for my bidding?
Also, ready for the chart of traitors.

 

[Toothp!ck]

Johnny Somali

Man he dindu nuffin. Must be the Koreans or IDF

 

[Haloperidol]

WE ALL GOT MENTIONED EVERYONE!!!!

Kick the Autistic team got a real good lineup this year.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

I made a better list

Criteria of Scum
-KiwiFarms-

- People who say they don't like the Bossmanjack segment on Mad at the Internet
- People who don't thumbnail images when posting
- Any KiwiFarmer with a pink triangle next to their name
- People who don't like cheddar

-Non KiwiFarms-

- Advertisers
- Pedophiles
- Monkey Torturers

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I made a better list

Criteria of Scum
-KiwiFarms-

- People who say they don't like the Bossmanjack segment on Mad at the Internet
- People who don't thumbnail images when posting
- Any KiwiFarmer with a pink triangle next to their name
- People who don't like cheddar

where does Null sit on that diagram?

 

[TV's Adam West]

You stupid faggot cocksucker, that's it. Add me to your list, you came to my DM's asking how I knew I was bisexual, you LITERALLY were being a fag in my DM's and I don't get a mention?


Kill yourself, you faggot.

 

[Burd Turglar]

@The Un-Clit gets second billing and I don't even get a mention? I need to go back to bullying retards

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I forget, has @Jonkler been through here yet. Maybe he’ll dox the whole of Alex’s family and we can get more cope and seethe.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

where does Null sit on that diagram?

He doesn't appreciate American cheddar made from the most patriotic cows in the nation. Sadly, that means he faces the wall too.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

@henstepl what do you think of this?