Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Someone grab the tweets about how she's moving in yet another man in his 20s, I can't do it at the moment.

 

[Basic Block]

Someone grab the tweets about how she's moving in yet another man in his 20s, I can't do it at the moment.

I've lost THIRTY PERCENT of my body fat!!!



"She’s so big "

 

[The Judean People's Front]

The weight loss thing is such a great example of Becky behavior. "I've lost so much weight, and worked so hard!" Complete with photos in lingerie (Reddit posts where she also claimed to be 28 ), then followed by both Reddit posts and skeets about "don't you DARE comment on my weight, it was from trauma and muh mentals! REEEEE!" Then immediately followed by a bunch of humble brags about her weight with varied reasons for losing it.

I guess it's probably just what someone else theorized - Daniel's new piece must be thinner than Becky and it kills her so she has to impulsively skeet about her weight.

If Daniel hasn't put his foot down about more Becky fuckboys living in his house I truly don't hold out hope for him extricating himself from the Becky Hivemind. Resistance is futile, new man child.

Alternately they just really need the money from another dude paying rent. This is Becky's version of getting a job.

Adding: @I Just Want To Read Daniel works for a small, much less reputable game company that makes a crappy looking fanservice game called Neon Runners. He "designs" anime girls in short skirts that you see during cutscenes (I'm assuming) because the gameplay itself isn't very graphics-focused. That's the most I can ascertain without actually playing it and also not being much of a gamer. A while back I did ask a friend who is a hardcore gamer about "Neon Runners" and he said he'd never heard of it.

Adding: Cucks mad at Becky. Becky skeets about it. Can't wait for her book or blog or whatever on how great polyamory is.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Adding: Cucks mad at Becky. Becky skeets about it. Can't wait for her book or blog or whatever on how great polyamory is.

I’m sure bringing in another fuckbuddy is going to help the situation there.

 

[Pargon]

Guys this harem anime with the gross straw-haired fujoshi baba yaga protag looks real bad

All the LIs are weirdo caricatures and the studio drew every character all bug-eyed and greasy, it’s like they all have the flu 24 hours a day

the OP song is just wordless droning and guitar feedback, the whole thing is like if Junji Ito was coming out of rehab and really struggling keeping his shit together but he still needed the pay the bills so he just cranked something out based on the obachan who wanders up and down the street outside his house at 4 AM calling after a cat that died in 1965

It’s the only time this level of verisimilitude actively pushed me out of a story

.5/5, likely future crunchyroll series of the year

 

[unexpected onions]

wtf is geeky tea

 

[Wargarbl]

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This poor oppressed persyn of calories, who desperately needs your donations to heat her $1.6million McMansion, would also like your recommendations on where she can buy tea. But it has to have nerdy characters on it & a 100% mark-up, or it just won't do.

Do a flip, Becky.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

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it's just tea but with QUIRKY and CLEVER names on the sticker and a 50% markup. Sort of like "Black Rifle Coffee" on the other side of the spectrum.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

it's just tea but with QUIRKY and CLEVER names on the sticker and a 50% markup. Sort of like "Black Rifle Coffee" on the other side of the spectrum.

The place that everyone is recommending to her Fridaytea or whatever has "synesthesia based tea selections."

I think synesthesia is probably one of the more interesting and potentially awesome neurodivergent traits, but the idea of paying a 150% markup on oolong blends because the aroma/flavor makes some chick go "oooh Hobbits!" is objectively silly.

 

[Pargon]

The place that everyone is recommending to her Fridaytea or whatever has "synesthesia based tea selections."

I think synesthesia is probably one of the more interesting and potentially awesome neurodivergent traits, but the idea of paying a 150% markup on oolong blends because the aroma/flavor makes some chick go "oooh Hobbits!" is objectively silly.

Speedrunning her Marie Antoinette cosplay straight to its real-life conclusion ()

 

[Temperance]

https://archive.is/e9PJ9
For future searching purposes:

There's already 5 adults, 1 child, 3 dogs, & 1 cat living in my house off 2 paychecks, so of course I've...offered the remaining couch to yet another lost guy in his 20s because I really have zero common sense.

Welcome to the Gerber-Klein Home For Lost Queers, dinner's at 7, the baby will definitely pee on you sometime, & you better get used to weed b/c this house is a hotbox whenever the baby zonks out for the night.

As long as there's floor space & something edible in my pantry, I will never turn a person away. But hooooboy is it getting a little crowded. Kinda turning into a dorm at this point.

As a reminder, this is their house: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5264-Via-Dolores-Thousand-Oaks-CA-91320/16413423_zpid/
5 bedrooms. With this latest addition, there are now 6 adults (Becky, Jackson, Daniel, Sam, Nymphomachy, and this new guy) living there. Plus Hannah, the baby.
The two paychecks are from Daniel and Sam. Everyone else is living the NEET life atm.
So yeah, the new guy must be sleeping on a couch. I wonder if he even has a job?
I'm just going to ignore the lunacy of continually inviting sketchy young men to live in your "Home For Lost Queers" while you have a 1-year-old daughter.

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Uh oh! Something happened: https://bsky.app/profile/remembrancermx.bsky.social [Archive]

Temporary deactivation?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I think synesthesia is probably one of the more interesting and potentially awesome neurodivergent traits,

So did everyone, about 10 years ago. Not an insult, just... remember when? In the quirky female fandom corners, it seemed like synesthesia stopped being hot about when trans skyrocketed and identities became oppression cards. If they're not pooners, the girls who were claiming synesthesia are probably at least self-diagnosed autists now.

Before the poonpocalypse, you had all kinds of dorks wanting to write five paragraphs about how the number 7 was green but not lime-flavored. It was exactly like when people want to tell you about their dreams.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

So did everyone, about 10 years ago. Not an insult, just... remember when? In the quirky female fandom corners, it seemed like synesthesia stopped being hot about when trans skyrocketed and identities became oppression cards. If they're not pooners, the girls who were claiming synesthesia are probably at least self-diagnosed autists now.

Before the poonpocalypse, you had all kinds of dorks wanting to write five paragraphs about how the number 7 was green but not lime-flavored. It was exactly like when people want to tell you about their dreams.

Perfect for Becky, then. I bet she claims she has it too.

 

[Pargon]

So did everyone, about 10 years ago. Not an insult, just... remember when? In the quirky female fandom corners, it seemed like synesthesia stopped being hot about when trans skyrocketed and identities became oppression cards. If they're not pooners, the girls who were claiming synesthesia are probably at least self-diagnosed autists now.

Before the poonpocalypse, you had all kinds of dorks wanting to write five paragraphs about how the number 7 was green but not lime-flavored. It was exactly like when people want to tell you about their dreams.

This is just an aside though Becky is definitely a poster child of this but remember back in 90s when a young American woman wanted to be Special she’d buy something black and flowing, light some candles and invoke the Maiden Mother and Crone or some shit instead of transmogrifying themselves

And that was in a much better economy! Backsliding ass culture

 

[RisingPhoenix]

It's a coping mechanism to think that someone who's a gigantic problem (aka Becky) will eventually stop when they get what they want and that if you "ride it out" - things will be OK, or even good, again.

My bet is that IVF/Motherhood was supposed to be the "final" thing that Becky wanted and it was all she ever wanted and so on and so on and Daniel is now realizing that he's been had and Becky will never stop. Now on top of all of his problems - he's got two freeloaders and a small daughter.

Maybe but I've always maintained that the one who most wanted a child out of the 3 seemed to be Daniel. I think if Bex and Jackson had continued on as they were before - they would have happilly continued that weird cycle of getting pregnant, miscarrying and being sad about it ad-nauseum without trying to change anything. Daniel I think was mainly the one pushing for IVF and Bex couldn't really resist it after boo-hooing that she wanted a child for so long.

This is precisely the kind of thing I meant:

Personally I think Becky would avoid a courtroom specifically to prevent something like that and would be all too happy to sign away parentage of a child she’s not really all that invested in anyway so places like KF don’t get 75 pages of deposition chronicling how she whizzed most of her adult life down her leg.

Hannah is her and Jackson's meal ticket tho - It's been heavily implied that they got the cuckmansion because they told family all about the IVF plans and really wanted to have kids. Bex was making a huge thing about how she wanted to not work anymore and become a dedicated SAHM as well. Prior to this both Bex and Jackson's family had been starting to hold out more on funding them and the more serious attempts to have a baby seemed to turn that around.

As a reminder, this is their house: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5264-Via-Dolores-Thousand-Oaks-CA-91320/16413423_zpid/
5 bedrooms. With this latest addition, there are now 6 adults (Becky, Jackson, Daniel, Sam, Nymphomachy, and this new guy) living there. Plus Hannah, the baby.
The two paychecks are from Daniel and Sam. Everyone else is living the NEET life atm.
So yeah, the new guy must be sleeping on a couch. I wonder if he even has a job?

I guess Bex is trying to bring in another guy to piss Daniel off further - which seems a relatively risky play as he's the house's main breadwinner right now. You peeve him enough to make him walk out the door, y'all gonna have a tough time coping.

Honestly the cucks should have put their foot down on this ages ago, it's not really all that "kind" to bring another person into what's already becoming a crowded house situation.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Maybe but I've always maintained that the one who most wanted a child out of the 3 seemed to be Daniel. I think if Bex and Jackson had continued on as they were before - they would have happilly continued that weird cycle of getting pregnant, miscarrying and being sad about it ad-nauseum without trying to change anything. Daniel I think was mainly the one pushing for IVF and Bex couldn't really resist it after boo-hooing that she wanted a child for so long.

I think he wanted a kid but also he wanted to give Becky something that no one else was able to and something that would be demonstrably his. Something that would put him above everyone else in her eyes.

On some level - he was also likely hoping that having a kid would "fix" Becky, by forcing her to make someone more important than herself.

I guess Bex is trying to bring in another guy to piss Daniel off further - which seems a relatively risky play as he's the house's main breadwinner right now. You peeve him enough to make him walk out the door, y'all gonna have a tough time coping.

Honestly the cucks should have put their foot down on this ages ago, it's not really all that "kind" to bring another person into what's already becoming a crowded house situation.

Becky has never done something and thought "how will this effect everyone else" once in her life. No point in starting now.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I guess Bex is trying to bring in another guy to piss Daniel off further

100%. What relevance does the guy’s age have? None, unless you’re a sad, middle-aged slapper trying to impress people… or make them jealous.

 

[ZeroCool129]

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Only thing I can think of is Dryad Tea, which makes board game/ RPG named teas. They aren't bad, but not something you couldn't get somewhere else.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Lacking any social or personal awareness as she does, this bitch fails to realize that many people whose lives are daily shit fests -- because they are "marginalized" by living in an active war zone or a place where people get actively hate-crimed, because they have a crippling disability or terminal illness, because they are abjectly poor and are trying every day to improve life but haven't been able to yet -- still don't act like miserable assholes or let on they're in a constant state of existential uncertainty.

Something the online first-world "marginalized" don't realize is that those people don't have the privilege of laying around all day and being relentlessly aggressive assholes to everyone. Their survival often literally depends on maintaining good relationships with others rather than demanding all social interactions bend purely to their immediate whims.

Even the unhoused in the first world are mostly that by choice. I'm not saying they are poor or whatever by choice, I'm saying that they actively choose to disassociate themselves from the many programs or offerings out there for various reasons which is the only way to be chronically unhoused for years on end. Sometimes that reason can simply be that they're mentally ill and don't really "know" better than chasing their delusional impulses and merely heavy drug addiction. San Francisco tried to house its population and it returned to the streets because it preferred that lifestyle. The online "marginalized" see the ideal society as one where the causes can be divorced from the circumstances and those people can be used as an excuse to force others to provide them with the comforts the people they're doing "stolen valor" from largely reject. This is why they react so forcefully against ideas like actual mental health treatment or not allowing self-diagnosis. It "gatekeeps" the resources to those who truly need and want help too much rather than people who can exploit the system for personal gain. (With the resources being available because as I mentioned a lot of the targeted populations don't actually have interest in using them, which is why every activist group thinks the problem has to be lack of awareness.)

The reason this kind of exploitation didn't exist in the past is because people were forced into labor or institutionalized so people like Bex had no interest in becoming part of that culture. The transition to "throw money at them but otherwise do nothing" created the opportunity for an explosion in the "population" needing it even as the society became wealthier, healthier and better educated. Noticing the conundrum, which points a finger at people like Bex, is verboten for ideological reasons. We're so wealthy now that we can tolerate it at previously unheard of sizes.

As always, there can be individual exemptions to this as I am speaking in broad patterns. I hopefully am not being read as arguing that the marginalized choose their situation, that is a more upper-middle class (mostly white) hobby for people who exploit every social support system that exists including/especially families and friends not just what the state or charity offers. We have more of it now because we have way more of those people to begin with.

Anyway, Becky posted this this morning
(For search purposes: Becky says her graduate class was equally men and women which was the result of DEI initiatives. She says white men should shut up about their exclusion in other DEI scenarios because they benefited in this specific one.)

"Many" graduate programs do not consist primarily of women. Certain fields do because their undergraduates are overwhelmingly women. Undergraduates in general are now like 60% women but they still cluster into certain fields despite every attempt to balance any field they don't go into. There are plenty of fields where they literally couldn't do this in reverse because the women simply don't exist in the first place. Those are the fields where people complain because the standards get eviscerated to make the demographics "correct" which I guarantee did not happen to Bex's program and probably doesn't happen in very many of any humanities fields. There's far more students than slots. Those "undeserving" men she's talking about probably just came in like 12th instead of 10th. We have actual data of what many schools have been doing, it wasn't this. Harvard was aware what they were doing to Asian students and it wasn't this. Nobody would care if they were using demographics as tiebreakers rather than trying to socially engineer an "ideal" demographic picture that's completely false.

You'd think a committed strong Jew like Bex would be more skeptical of this kind of demographic "correction" in universities considering how many of them did this to keep out her people for so long.

 

[proteus4994]

While I also enjoy the fantasy of Daniel divorcing her and cutting off the spigot, let’s calm down here. They’re still living in the same house and going to relationship therapy. If divorce was on the horizon, Becky would be way more frantic and manic-posting.

I’m not saying it’s impossible, just that this is six months out or more.