Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
PaperRoads said:
WE ALL GOT MENTIONED EVERYONE!!!!
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What the fuck did I fail to do to fail to get in this retarded idiot schizo's kill list? Were there words I didn't say? Am I just such a weak homo he didn't even realize I existed?

I mean I feel like crying right now. I'm seriously in Hank Williams Sr. territory here. I'm so sad. I'm so lonesome.

Why am I not in this fag's kill list?
 
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AnOminous said:
I just thought this guy was a harmless weirdo, but if he hates tomatoes and onions, he is literally scum and needs to be dangling from a lamppost.

Fuck this guy.

No mercy.
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I've used to hate eggplant for 29 years straight.
I like eggplant since Summer of '24

AnOminous said:
What the fuck did I fail to do to fail to get in this retarded idiot schizo's kill list? Were there words I didn't say? Am I just such a weak homo he didn't even realize I existed?

I mean I feel like crying right now. I'm seriously in Hank Williams Sr. territory here. I'm so sad. I'm so lonesome.

Why am I not in this fag's kill list?
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Must have mistook you for Anonymous hax0rs so preferred to not redeem, saar.
 
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60 fucking pages in day and half Simple math 363.5×60 = 21,810 pages if Alex spergs like this 24/7 for rest of the year.
(Human factors like forum down time, Alex killing himself and holidays not included)
Think about that for a while.
With those numbers Alex would earn his own sub forum.
I'm half asleep, so if I'm wrong please correct me
 
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The Noticer said:
@Nameless One You're (one of) the official Kiwi Farms Emissaries. Don't fuck this up for us.
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I was confused by the wording, is it an emissary list or the only users he’s willing to make peace with? I took it as we are the only users he’ll consider making peace with.

Alex, please elaborate
 
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Sperg Spectating said:
Half the random.txt posts from the past week have been this thread/Hall of Shame, btw.
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Combing through his entire post history ever since he joined would be another group effort and get study how retarded could manchild get.
That's another group effort too.
 
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Cheesy Beavy said:
I was confused by the wording, is it an emissary list or the only users he’s willing to make peace with? I took it as we are the only users he’ll consider making peace with.

Alex, please elaborate
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Yes that's negotiations list, the only people he'll discuss his concessions and surrender with.

Lol. Lmao even.
Like I said I don't negotiate with pedophiles of any kind, to the woodchipper they go.
 
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