Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Cheesy Beavy]

Actually, that's Alex's warning shots to NOT fuck with him. He has his rats that took down the UTTP chewing Null's server wires.

Quick everyone, dump all of his OCs ITT for AI training fuel, pretty plz.

Sadly I haven't saved any of his loli amputee jerk material. Maybe @dick brain @Sperg Spectating @Toji Suzuhara @Schizoid Wife @PaperRoads

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

You are actually dumber than Emily Nicole Cassidy.
Wow.
You are actually more retarded than someone with literal, medical retardation and a chromosomal deletion disorder that deteriorates with time.

Not sure you quoted the right message. If you did, fuck you nigger, I guess

 

[Glowie]

What he is current kill list by the way? I don't negotiate with pedophiles

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Not sure you quoted the right message. If you did, fuck you nigger, I guess

HA I'm sorry, I thought I quoted Lunar. I'll keep it up for comedy's sake.

 

[neger psykolog]

WE ALL GOT MENTIONED EVERYONE!!!!

rip @Sparkletor 2.0
I can't believe he had to take one of the farms funniest users. There really is no god

):

 

[The Noticer]

What he is current kill list by the way? I don't negotiate with pedophiles

Spoiler: KOS

-KiwiFarms-
Axiom. - The worst one. Betrayed Me.
The Un-Clit - Bullying me.
Jesuswithbazookas79 - For Bullying my friend Joshua.
Joshua Conner Moon - For Creating The Site.
Sparkletor 2.0. - Stealing a photo of my mother and sister and Bullying me.
IKOL - Bullying me and insulting my Russian.
Toji Suzuharu - For Bullying me.
NF - Racist name and Bullying me.
Private Tag Reporter - Bullying me.
Sperg Spectator - Bullying me.
Kiwi and Cow - Bullying me.
Dick Brain - Exposing me.
Cheesy Beavy - Bullying me.
Gravemind - Bullying me.
Lolcow yoghurt- Bullying me.
Male Idiot - Bullying me.
Anti Drug Cuban War Hero - Bullying me.
Life In A Tent - Cringe videos, Bullying me.
Nicholas II of Russia - Bullying me.
Markass The Worst - Bullying me.
Paper Roads - Bullying me.
Softdrinks - Bullying me.
Kim (Jong un) - Bullying me.
CallmeCicada - Bullying me.
RedflamingPanda - Bullying me.
Glowie - Bullying me.
Schizoid Wife - Bullying me and making that thread on me.
Banquet Meal - Bullying me and stealing my picture.

-Non KiwiFarms-
03bgood - For being rude and Bullying Ed (Hoods)
Andrew Ditch
Elon Musk - For flooding my Twitter with porn bots.
Donald Trump - Extremely racist president.
Dan Cilley
MrConnman1123
Vladimir Putin - For Invading Ukraine
Adolf Hitler - For creating the nazi ideology.
Tom Macdonald
Ben Shapiro
Alex Jones
Eric Dubay
Paul Joseph Watson
Dollyflesh - Killing animals
Johnny Somali
Jack Doharty
Jake Paul
Logan Paul
KSI
Kensolusbackwin - Scamming me on Roblox.
Jay5ive (Discogs) - Bullying me.
Galton's Ghost (Telegram) - Bullying me.
James the Preacher
Pastor Steven Anderson
Steven Assanti

Spoiler: Designated KF Dignitaries?

Axiom.
Toji Suzuharu
Cheesy Beavy
Nameless One
CallmeCicada
Private Tag Reporter
Glowie
Dick Brain
Sparkletor 2.0
IKOL (For not allowing me to speak Russian)

 

[five of em]

...He can't be serious. He's just telling people that he will put you on the highscore list if you bully him enough?

how does one steal an image, and how the fuck would that make someone as bad as anyone else on the list? It makes no sense

 

[CallmeCicada]

Discuss in the SS13/SS14 thread (currently the longest in Prospering Grounds)

Not anymore. Longest PG thread title is now ours. Congrats, @Lunar Eclipse Paradox.

 

[The Noticer]

how does one steal an image, and how the fuck would that make someone as bad as anyone else on the list? It makes no sense

You wouldn't download a car

 

[Gravemind]

You wouldn't download a car

The fuck I wouldn't. I'd even pirate the title and license while I was at it.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

I’d even download the owner’s manual and not read it

 

[CallmeCicada]

I’d even download the owner’s manual and not read it

YOU MONSTER!

 

[Gravemind]

I’d even download the owner’s manual and not read it

Not until there was something specific I'd need to look up.

Why the fuck do these lights keep popping up on the dash.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Not until there was something specific I'd need to look up.

Why the fuck do these lights keep popping up on the dash.

WHAT DOES THE GENIE WANT

 

[The Noticer]

WHAT DOES THE GENIE WANT

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I think red means he's learning fire magic

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

dude, imagine just finding out about the guy and having to go through 40 pages, plus like the 80 in the Username thread just to catch up.

Me rn. Kill me.
Page 39

 

['Ole Dente]

I am not surprised that I’m not on it because I love all of you, especially the schizoids.

Don’t know why Markass is on there. He’s a polite guy.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Quick everyone, dump all of his OCs ITT for AI training fuel, pretty plz.

Also Alex must be celebrating 502 that lasted a minute.

ALEX, YOU DDOS LIKE TRANNY, YOU FAT FUCK!

Here's quick af from this thread only (not the username shame thread)

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i cant imagine posting this publicly, and telling people that i was responsible for this "art".
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I have calmed down and reconsidered my peace talks Alex, here is my offer.

1) sing @CallmeCicada ’s song. The full song and honestly try your best.
2) make a video telling your parents how you jack off to your own drawings of amputee lolis.
3) make a full list of all the amputee loli’s you have jerked off to, including their names and the show they come from. Write this list down by hand, take photos of this list, post the list, then make a video saying a prayer to Odin and chuck the list into a fire.

In exchange: I will not shit post in this thread one day for each demand met (3 days total) BUT ONLY if all three demands are met.

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...I spent way too fucking long on this for a shitpost.

Hope this helps

Maybe not all OC's specifically though. Just some art associated with him

 

[Poonocchio]

What a wild ride.
@Lunar Eclipse Paradox is rotund and one would not partake in intercourse.

 

[Glowie]

Kensolusbackwin - Scamming me on Roblox.

Lol grown ass man STILL playing Roblox and getting scammed by someone half his age.

Also, In going to run a test.In going to watch one episode of original Popeye and see how many posts are made.

I haven't factored time zones in my 363.5×60 post figure, peak posting hours and how many users are active at any given time.