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[KiwiFuzz2]

It would be hi-fuckin-larious if he lost 50 lbs and looked like a giga Chad with bolt-ons.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It would be hi-fuckin-larious if he lost 50 lbs and looked like a giga Chad with bolt-ons.

Kevin doesn't have the build or hairline to giga-Chad, but maybe it would make him rethink his hairdo and glasses. It's so weird that he spends all this money on hair dye and bolt-ons (ok, that's our tax money) but then he's just got Middle-Century Businessman Face in the middle of it and he can't even consider mascara or a facial expression.

 

[kazuhiro]

Checking in on Kevin.

A small selection of his recent toyposting.

Spoiler: Full-size toypics

Spoiler: Warning! Gross content, but not NSFW

Vag talk.










Masking.



The death of democracy contemplated through the medium of Star Wars.

Thoughts of fleeing.

Keeping busy while waiting to be taken to the death camps.

A couple of reposts.

 

[Law]

When Kevin bites it, I feel so bad for whoever has to clear up all his crap.

Spoiler: Powerlevel

I'm helping out with a massive estate sale and seeing the stacked totes full of transformers just gave me a PTSD seizure.The worst part is that accumulations like this (they're not really "collections") will mix valuable items with actual, literal garbage. So if the person dies with debt, you need to figure out what chunk of nerd bullshit you can sell to smooth out their back-taxes and shit, and which chunks are just landfill. And the process will break you. Break. You.

If you're a nerd who hoards, do a little Swedish Death Cleaning, I beg you.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

He has shelves and tubs full of plastic toys he can't bear to part with.
He plays video games for hours on end while leaving household chores undone.
He can't hold in his pee.

Yeah, he could probably handle being homeless in a foreign country. How much more difficult could it be?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Ugh so many intricate plastic toys with tiny pieces. I just see dust-catchers. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a hardcore minimalist or anything but when I see displays like that I just think how in 3-4 weeks, they're going to be absolutely covered in a fine layer of dust and probably cobwebs and how Kevryn will NEVER clean them.

I know, that's a dust drop in a giant troon-hovel-nest of trash, but it just shows how he has zero forethought. At least buy enclosed displays if you're going to be someone who doesn't dust but needs ten million ticky-tacky items on display.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a hardcore minimalist or anything but when I see displays like that I just think how in 3-4 weeks, they're going to be absolutely covered in a fine layer of dust and probably cobwebs and how Kevryn will NEVER clean them.

Hey now, with the amhole now connecting to the mucus membrane, those things are getting a wash!

 

[Flamin Park]

Oh my God I've just realized with that other troon talking about his GI bug the true horror of this procedure
Have you ever had a really shitty stomach bug and you haven't eaten but still get diarrhea and you get that weird shitty mucous stuff you have to wipe away coming out your ass? Kev's amhole is CONSTANTLY leaking that, and he's touching it and wiping it everywhere with his unwashed hands

Oh my fucking God every time you think you've hit the bottom they break out the jackhammer

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Am I right that Kevvie is still there with Penny‘s grandparents? So those tubs upon tubs of plastic tats that he decided to take with him from the failed tranch now the burden of Penny‘s very elderly grandparents?

 

[stupid frog]

lol is he leaking shit from his amhole?

 

[FinnSven]

View attachment 7037119 lol is he leaking shit from his amhole?

Shit or blood?

He could be internally bleeding, but he thinks it’s a period.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

View attachment 7037119 lol is he leaking shit from his amhole?

I’m sorry but as a certified Gibesoligist from the University of AmHole studies. I need to correct this hateful fake news.

Kevvie is not shitting out of his ax wound,

Kevvie actually copes, seethes (but doesn’t dilate) over the fact that he got penile inversion instead of the one where they use part of your rectum. He wanted the rectum-reverisis one due to it “self lubricates” because historically his “pussy was dry as the Sahara”. He got the penal inversion one because he couldn’t wait an extra six months to lop his cock off for mistress Pennies nullification fetish.

I don’t want to speculate on what disgusting thing is happening down there to cause any “mucus“ I have a feeling it’s probably something that happens when wounds try to seal themselves shut.

 

[Poonocchio]

don’t want to speculate on what disgusting thing is happening down there to cause any “mucus“ I have a feeling it’s probably something that happens when wounds try to seal themselves shut.

It's probably ballsack/ass sweat or something Surely he should think about getting that looked at since he has no physical way of being wet like a female and doesn't have the ass mucus from the colon stinkditch. He's more than likely lying anyway.

 

[kazuhiro]

Another entry in an occasional series juxtaposing Kevin's unbridled consoomerism with the poverty of his online "friends."

Imagine reposting a pal's desperate plea for rent money right after displaying your latest haul of expensive stuffed animals in front of a mountain of toy robots.

Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

The begpost is from the Natalie Reed, formerly of Freethought Blogs, by the way. He previously appeared in the thread under the handle "Adrian Clitmann" at the end of this post and here.


Kevin on government.

Trans military ban.

America.

Star Wars.

Robots.

The "plushies."

Full-size images.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Surely he should think about getting that looked at since he has no physical way of being wet like a female and doesn't have the ass mucus from the colon stinkditch.

Nah, when Kevin had his revision, they used the PPT technique. It uses a section of the peritoneum, the serous membrane that lines the abdominal cavity. Part of the reason for choosing this was so he'd be making his own gravy.

 

[stupid frog]

I’m sorry but as a certified Gibesoligist from the University of AmHole studies. I need to correct this hateful fake news.

Kevvie is not shitting out of his ax wound,

Kevvie actually copes, seethes (but doesn’t dilate) over the fact that he got penile inversion instead of the one where they use part of your rectum. He wanted the rectum-reverisis one due to it “self lubricates” because historically his “pussy was dry as the Sahara”. He got the penal inversion one because he couldn’t wait an extra six months to lop his cock off for mistress Pennies nullification fetish.

I don’t want to speculate on what disgusting thing is happening down there to cause any “mucus“ I have a feeling it’s probably something that happens when wounds try to seal themselves shut.

Update your lore, tadpole. He has gotten a revision done by robot with the skin taken from third world and/or dead women. I'm too weak to read the surgery thread itself, so I never remember most of the specifics.
Is it possible for him to end up needing a poop bag at this rate?

 

[Flamin Park]

Update your lore, tadpole. He has gotten a revision done by robot with the skin taken from third world and/or dead women. I'm too weak to read the surgery thread itself, so I never remember most of the specifics.
Is it possible for him to end up needing a poop bag at this rate?

I think that'd be something you'd look for in the immediate aftermath of surgery. What's more likely as he ages (especially with his sedentary lifestyle) is part of an internal organ prolapsing into his amhole

Of course this is guesswork because we're in mengele experiment territory and every surgeon makes it up as they go along

 

[AMHOLIO]

View attachment 7037119 lol is he leaking shit from his amhole?

Mom of three: I cannot control my bladder and I am inconvenienced by it in my daily life. It is near a disablity level I did not think I would get to until I was over 60. It is incredibly embarrsssing and inconvenient.
Kevin: YEAH ISN'T IT GREAT???

I know he's trying to epically own a TERF here, but he is so god damn stupid and surrounded by yes men that he thinks this is a good idea to drop. The man is truly a tone deaf tard with no regard for the suffering of others.

 

[stupid frog]

Mom of three: I cannot control my bladder and I am inconvenienced by it in my daily life. It is near a disablity level I did not think I would get to until I was over 60. It is incredibly embarrsssing and inconvenient.
Kevin: YEAH ISN'T IT GREAT???

I know he's trying to epically own a TERF here, but he is so god damn stupid and surrounded by yes men that he thinks this is a good idea to drop. The man is truly a tone deaf tard with no regard for the suffering of others.

He should shove a tampon up there.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I’ve said it before and I really wanna find the tweet where he said this, but Kevin legitimately believes that HRT will rewire his dna to interpret penile/ball skin as female labia/vaginal cavity skin.

Kevin legit believes this.