Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[NaggotFigger]

It's almost done, folks.

@Glowie, do my OC.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Why does he keep drawing the girls to look like hot dogs lmao

What if it's a psyop by Nathan's, Ballpark, Vennia beef, and all known hot dog makers to get people to eat more hotdogs.

 

[WelperHelper99]

What if it's a psyop by Nathan's, Ballpark, Vennia beef, and all known hot dog makers to get people to eat more hotdogs.

I knew the illuminati would fit into this somehow, you know, after the space doesn't exist conspiracy

 

[Focken Kiwi]

I made Alex a Sonichu OC. Meet Ampuchu!
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Go Ampuchu! Go out and goon to the extreme!

The lack of arms and weird vest reminds me of that abomination from Jontron's bootleg Pokemon games video. He's just missing a fez.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Andrew Ditch with no reason given. lol

Putting the Poipsquatch on your kill list just for being the Poopsquatch seems to be the only reasonable and rational thing he wrote.

 

[PaperRoads]

Some unknown backstory?

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Is @theverybestyoutubeaccount one of you guys?

 

[Spergichu]

His arm looks like it's been amputated

>he sees this vid
>decides to cut off his arms because it activated some agp troon freak fetish euphoria
>only realizes after the fact that he can no longer jork it
>decides to an hero over this
>realizes he needs hands for that too

 

[Suburban Bastard]

I made Alex a Sonichu OC. Meet Ampuchu!
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Go Ampuchu! Go out and goon to the extreme!

It’s absolutely horrifying, thank you

I put it in the same tier as Auto Erotic Asphyxiation: chance of dying is fucking high, probably going to cause permanent damage if you live, but people do it anyway because horny. I still don't get it.

Yeah seriously, it’s reminding me of that furry who also had an amputation fetish, made up a bullshit story about arthritis treatment involving dry ice to explain him ‘accidentally’ keeping his hands in them for hours, ending in both getting removed.

 

[PositiveMonk]

Did you hear that Alex @Lunar Eclipse Paradox? You have 5 months and 30 days left to get 230 more pages and prove that you are a bigger Tough Guy than Zoe-zo

This got my noggin joggin. Purely for the fun of speculation, where does everyone think this thread is ending up? It's hard to claim to be a tough guy when you've got a security team at the ready to slay any kiwifarmer you come across. A real tough guy would take out the farmers himself.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

This got my noggin joggin. Purely for the fun of speculation, where does everyone think this thread is ending up? It's hard to claim to be a tough guy when you've got a security team at the ready to slay any kiwifarmer you come across. A real tough guy would take out the farmers himself.

The security team is actually his armless waifus, he's taking us out using his overpowering artistic skills

 

[Gravemind]

Purely for the fun of speculation, where does everyone think this thread is ending up?

Well, obviously Trump will get impeached by the 31st and Kamala Harris will succeed him.

 

[CallmeCicada]

A real tough guy would take out the farmers himself.

That sounds lovely. @Lunar Eclipse Paradox, you treating?

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

How fitting that Ampuchu accidentally contains an electricity pun in his name (Amp) while also featuring Alex's weird fetish. That's some real zappin' to the extreme.

Question is, will Alex dislike Ampuchu the way Felix disliked Spunkichu?

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

he's taking us out using his overpowering artistic autistic skills

FTFY

 

[Squawking Macaw]

I knew this guy was a sped as soon as I saw his """"""art"""""" in the post your art thread, but holy shit 70 pages in a day? I have a lot of catching up to do.

 

[CallmeCicada]

70 pages in a day?

There is also a 50+ page prologue on the Hall of Shame thread.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

There is also a 50+ page prologue on the Hall of Shame thread.

Stay tuned for the shocking twist finale where he troons out!

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

I love the energy in this thread. Everyone is having fun, just clowning on a giga-retard. Really refreshing to see. Keep it up friends!

 

[IKOL]

How fitting that Ampuchu accidentally contains an electricity pun in his name (Amp) while also featuring Alex's weird fetish. That's some real zappin' to the extreme.

Question is, will Alex dislike Ampuchu the way Felix disliked Spunkichu?

It's 1 day old so the answer should be obvious.

 

[Squawking Macaw]

There is also a 50+ page prologue on the Hall of Shame thread.

Oh I read the prologue while logged out. I wonder if a janny will merge it here or sweep it to a separate thread to get that one back on track.