StoneToss (allegedly, formerly Red Panels)

I was counting the minutes for a new comic to drop so you nerds could shut the fuck up and talk about something else, but:
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I give up. I'll just unwatch the thread and check back in a few weeks I guess.
Powerfuk.

Anyway, valveheads, you gotta find things that “chuds” and chancels like that could be called DEI. An easy one would be someone like Tifa Lockhart, who is a female brawler that joins antifa and has kept every e-thot from being homeless for almost three decades now.

^ doesn’t reflect my own views btw. Just a way in which this type of criticism can become vapid. It does give wokesters the point of precedence after all.
 
I was counting the minutes for a new comic to drop so you nerds could shut the fuck up and talk about something else, but:
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I give up. I'll just unwatch the thread and check back in a few weeks I guess.
Okay, I'm convinced. Stonetoss has a vendetta against Valve for whatever reason.

I don't get it.
 
I was counting the minutes for a new comic to drop so you nerds could shut the fuck up and talk about something else, but:
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I give up. I'll just unwatch the thread and check back in a few weeks I guess.
Demoman was raceswapped because his original design resembled Soldier too much, and the whole concept of a drunken black Scottish cyclops (of whom "there are feckin' monsters in the Loch Ness than there are of [him]") was just funny. Plus, he gets ridiculed just as hard as the rest of the TF2 mercs both in-game and in the comics, whereas in modern "wokery" he'd be a paragon of virtue instead of a belligerent alcoholic mad bomber who's barely functional at the best of times.

Pebbleyeet is just salty people called him out for saying Alyx Vance is a diversity case. The mid-2000s were a time where black characters were meant to be cool instead of blatant virtue-signals, just look at Sergeant Johnson from Halo and Cole from Gears of War.
 
some of you guys are really stupid

alyx is biracial because she was designed by this strange brown mud man

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his name is dhabih eng

get over yourselves!
 
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New 'toss. Probably one of the weakest ones in a good while
So he misses with that comic, but he has such knowledge on the game to explain a narrative of the game succinctly x
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There's actually an in-universe explanation for this.
You even hear Dr. Breen contemplate the same thing over the intercom during the mission in Nova Prospekt. How can Gordon Freeman, an untrained junior scientist, compete against the might of the Combine?
As you'll recall, even the G-man saw fit to retain Gordon Freeman in stasis until he was deployed via teleportation in HL2. The question is, why?
Put simply, when the player dies and respawns - so too does Gordon, canonically, in-universe.
Gordon basically gets unlimited "do overs" in any conflict. If he has a one-in-a-trillion chance of success, he only needs to respawn one trillion times to overcome the odds.
Crazy as it might seem, the game uses this mechanic explicitly during one Game Over sequence.
In Half-Life 2: Episode 2 during the mission "Riding Shotgun" you accompany Alyx on an escort mission. If you abandon her, you receive the following game over message before being reset:
"THE FREEMAN MUST PROCEED WITH THE ALYX VANCE, ELSE OUR STRUGGLE IS DOOMED TO FAILURE THOSE WHO DO NOT LEARN FROM THEIR MISTAKES ARE DOOMED TO AN ENDLESS VORTAL LOOP".
The key part of the message is "doomed to an endless Vortal loop". This message is from the vortigaunts, an allied alien race with psychic/teleportation powers. When you abandon the mission, contrary to their wishes, they literally respawn you back in time before the game over. They even threaten you with "doomed to an endless Vortal loop". The "loop" being an endless "groundhog day" like event where you must keep replaying the same event over and over again. This establishes the in-universe physics of respawning explicitly.
However, Gordon Freeman is human, and is not allied with the Voritgaunts until later. Why can he perform the respawn?
It was his central role in the Resonance Cascade, the central event to the entire Half-Life universe, that imbued him with this ability and made him a focus of interest ever since.
As you might recall, in the events of Half Life 1, Gordon Freeman was the lone person in the reactor chamber during the accident that lead to the Resonance Cascade. During the event he was seeming./y teleported randomly to Xen, then to a group a Vortigaunts, and then back to the lab.
For the remainder of the HL1, Gordon is shadowed by the G-man who is assessing his progress. When the game ends, G-man returns to "hire" Gordon for his "employers". When G-man conveys this deal to Gordon, he warns him that if he refuses he will be offered, "a battle he has no chance of winning".
This line is important. The only battle that could overcome the eternally respawning man would be one where the chance of success is exactly 0%. Indeed, if Gordon does refuse, he is teleported to a cavern, in some alien world, surrounded by hostile aliens.
So it would seem that G-man, one of the orchestrators of the Resonance Cascade, set in motion the series of events that would give him something of immense value... an unkillable warrior, a soldier who could fight a whole army and win, a man who can take on the Combine.
 
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New 'toss. Probably one of the weakest ones in a good while
This shit is like those leftists retards saying "well that aged great!" about some stupid generic 80's movie with partying and naked chicks, as if those movies were anywhere realistic and back then you wouldn't be arrested for a being a creep drilling holes in the women's showers. HL2 wasn't woke and DEI because back then nobody was gonna cheer and give them free money for having a blasian NPC following you around, nor was HL2 considered a great game just for Alyx.
I was counting the minutes for a new comic to drop so you nerds could shut the fuck up and talk about something else, but:
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I give up. I'll just unwatch the thread and check back in a few weeks I guess.
The entire joke is having a black guy being scottish, this is course was made back when they weren't raceswapping everybody so the whole idea was so absurd it was funny. Again, the lefty gets a panic attack because in a movie from the 80's some nerd creeps on the hot chicks, that's the joke, its not about demeaning women.
 
Okay, I'm convinced. Stonetoss has a vendetta against Valve for whatever reason.

I don't get it.
I thought the first comic was pretty funny, like it was making fun of the people who are so anti-woke that they sperg about seeing A HECKIN’ BLACK PERSON in any form of media, regardless of context. Now it looks like he is one of those people and is just seething.
So he misses with that comic, but he has such knowledge on the game to explain a narrative of the game succinctly x
So Undertale Edge of Tomorrow ripped off Half-Life?
 
I thought the first comic was pretty funny, like it was making fun of the people who are so anti-woke that they sperg about seeing A HECKIN’ BLACK PERSON in any form of media, regardless of context. Now it looks like he is one of those people and is just seething.
That's how I perceived the comic the FIRST time.

I had a dream that Stonetoss made a comic at my expense. @Forever A Loner made this for me since I asked.

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What a good movie.
 
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