Took the pigroach 48 hours to call a non titty, non e-thot streamer a 'slut' twice, because he lost a big whale. Keep in mind, Lexy never interacted (nor knew anything about) prior with Phil or his content. We are being utterly spoiled by the writers this season.
The slut stole Phil's money! And not just a little, she stole 12 goals! Phil should be over the 40 goal mark today!
He lost the whale but he kept the horse
Im not sure he even needs to make that up with all the larping that goes on in his stream, especially with all the extra special dentractors will tip him and feed his ego to troll(?) him.
He knows she does squats and he also never works out so there's a nonzero chance he thinks squats are something sexual.
I always wonder who would be who when it comes to Phil's most dented whales
In the grand scheme of things, it literally doesn't matter how much money Phil makes. He always has, and always will waste it on stupid shit. First it was statues and an unused BMW, now it's door dash and hogan pulls.
of course, but the dream is to have a "pattern" of low support for a week and see him squirm thats where the real content is. as long as he has multiple whales its never going to happen.
Arguably another "expense" has also been the phantom GF/wife too. Since they don't seem to have any actual relationship that anyone can discern, it's literally just a bill for him. But I believe she does work though?
Honestly feels like this since the KC bump, every other prestream puts the Scorn meltdown to shame, it's insane.
If he keeps roping in random hot lesbian livestreamers into the autism vortex then it will be funnier.
He was donating to Steve as well. Rare has even been seen in Doody's chat. The guy is just a loser who thinks he needs to give money to keep lolcows going. Spoiler: You don't.
Never, He can't afford the $40 x 2 tickets nor the 8 dollar popcorn.
I really don't think so. I do believe he will RARELY fake tips, but that's the keyword, RARELY. Last night was the usual whaling. Some loser comes in "Here's 100 bucks, you should play civilization!" "No!" Then a bunch of OIC nonsense.
It’s remarkable how he thinks he has anything to add on this topic, when there are dozens of channels and content creators out there discussing this subject, most of them having a much larger audience than his.
