Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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A buddy trolls has the chance to convince him to do the funniest thing ever right now.
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Have Cyraxx audition for S4.
 
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souschef said:
What, they want to do a boxing match between them like they did with boogie and wings?
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Danny Brown should've followed through and did that boxing match he wanted between Cobes and Raxx. Marty knew restraint and felt some remorse for beating the piss out of him, but Cobes will have to be pulled off like a rabid dog if he has his way in the ring. Either way nothingburger because Raxx will never leave the attic or the house again.
 
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Dogechu_Prime said:
Danny Brown should've followed through and did that boxing match he wanted between Cobes and Raxx. Marty knew restraint and felt some remorse for beating the piss out of him, but Cobes will have to be pulled off like a rabid dog if he has his way in the ring. Either way nothingburger because Raxx will never leave the attic or the house again.
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Is it illegal to schedule an old fashioned street fight? Get them to fight on a parking lot or something. I'd love to see Cobes kick Cyraxx's ass
 
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DEAD BIRD said:
Haha, the little golden goblin, what's the lore there? Shit's got me rolling.
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He received it shortly after the 3/3/2023 fight from some buddy troll. Can't find the original clip, this is as close as I can get.

I love the way he tries to pretend the pendant has any heft, it's clear it weighs about as much as a key fob.


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souschef said:
Binging on meth is more appealing than spending time with Cyraxx
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Amphetamines don’t get me high and have no recreational value for me no matter how much I take because of my ADD. But, I would definitely shoot up fentanyl in a peen vein and boof a full month’s prescription of the most potent barbiturates at the same time before I’d ever consider hanging with Raxx. In other words, I’d rather die taking drugs I never want to touch using the most harrowing routes of drug administrations I can think of that doesn’t involve the spine or brain. I’m particularly afraid that little shit would bite me in retaliation for suggesting he bathe, give me AIDSfoot and/or some kind of bacterial infection, probably something like an undiscovered antibiotic-proof super duper ultra Gangrene/MRSA/E. coli mega Raxx maw bacterial fuckbaby hybrid.

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souschef said:
Is it illegal to schedule an old fashioned street fight? Get them to fight on a parking lot or something. I'd love to see Cobes kick Cyraxx's ass
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Unfortunately only Washington and Texas have mutual combat laws. In all the other states you’d have to get the fight approved by the state for the fight to be legal.
 
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sodomy lifestyle said:
He received it shortly after the 3/3/2023 fight from some buddy troll. Can't find the original clip, this is as close as I can get.

I love the way he tries to pretend the pendant has any heft, it's clear it weighs about as much as a key fob.


[Edit: found a clip with no commentary.]
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This is the funniest shit ever. Thank you LMFAO
 
souschef said:
What, they want to do a boxing match between them like they did with boogie and wings?
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Hell I'd pay to watch JAWSHWYYY beat cyraxx to death. I'm probably not the only one. We've all seen how big Chance is, while JAWSHEYY isn't the peak of physical fitness, he is at least not some one-lunged godforsaken pedo-slime...
 
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This last couple days have been a ride.
The little dude is going crazy pulling all the stops to bring Marty back
 
There is no chance anyone could get Cobes and Raxx physically in the same place at the same time. I'm sure Cobra would be more down to do it than Chance, but both are incredibly lazy and stupid. And it isn't just getting them to the venue then down to the ring, they would need to go to medical appointments and other shit to make it a legit fight approved by the state athletic commission. As much as I would love to see Cobra beat the shit outta Chance, it's never going to happen.
 
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