Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[CallmeCicada]

Oh I read the prologue while logged out. I wonder if a janny will merge it here or sweep it to a separate thread to get that one back on track.

Maybe, but I don't know how you would incorporate it into the thread. It's probably best it stays where it is and is just included in the OP.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Maybe, but I don't know how you would incorporate it into the thread. It's probably best it stays where it is and is just included in the OP.

We could potentially sum it up and link to highlight posts in his exposed section. That way you'd get the general idea of what happened with links to read more if you want.

 

[Ayana Otonashi]

gunning for an Alan Michael White award this early in the year? very bold

 

[CallmeCicada]

gunning for an Alan Michael White award this early in the year? very bold

This velocity is unsustainable. This initial phase is probably going to be the best part of the thread. But who knows, it all depends on how far Alex wants to push things for attention and what the authors can dig up.

 

[Squawking Macaw]

Hey Alex, what do you think of this?

Put me on the bully list you coomer.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Hey Alex, what do you think of this?

Too many arms, too many legs, not enough bandage

 

[Digital Snows]

1000 in a week

Do I dare to dream? Will he keep coming back to feed us his milk because he is so not mad?

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

gunning for an Alan Michael White award this early in the year? very bold

just rename it to tje fuckin alex hogendorp award at this point ffs

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Just woke up did I miss anything interesting?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Is @theverybestyoutubeaccount one of you guys?

Nope, he's from Sheldon Donner's community. He made a new video on Alex and his recent meltdown.

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[Suburban Bastard]

It's almost done, folks.
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I love the smug aura this one gives.

Too many arms, too many legs, not enough bandage

also too old

 

[The Judean People's Front]

This is like the new Samantha Praeter thread.

God, I hope he doesn't peak by filming a nude video where he spins in circles, points at his crotch and yells "I DON'T HAVE A PENIS!"

 

[AnOminous]

I made Alex a Sonichu OC. Meet Ampuchu!
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Go Ampuchu! Go out and goon to the extreme!

I Have No Arms, And I Must Goon.

 

[Gravemind]

This is like the new Samantha Praeter thread.

God, I hope he doesn't peak by filming a nude video where he spins in circles, points at his crotch and yells "I DON'T HAVE A PENIS!"

Please stop trying to speak nudes of this sped into existence, I'm begging you people.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

This is like the new Samantha Praeter thread.

God, I hope he doesn't peak by filming a nude video where he spins in circles, points at his crotch and yells "I DON'T HAVE A PENIS!"

Please, don't give him weird ideas.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Do you think Alex fantasizes about being drawn and quartered?

 

[Axiom.]

Please stop trying to speak nudes of this sped into existence, I'm begging you people.

It would complete the entire CWC persona though.

 

[Gunslinger Spawn]

Alex's cat
Found in Pictures on the Internet that have made you laugh hysterically

 

[PaperRoads]

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=1KslVfq5Bfo

 

[Suburban Bastard]

There'd likely still be a Black Market for games like these maybe in degenerate France and England. According to Holocaust Revisionists. Hitler wasn't gonna rule the world. He only invaded via proxy and offered to bring them their land back if they wouldn't fuck with his if they were. And there is more to this game than just degenerate pornography, in fact the story of this game revolved around avoiding having these girls being raped. And it's still a lot better than you conventional American porn and the shit you see in Weimar Republic. I actually denounce newer visual novels for being totally full blown porn with nothing else to add. At least Sonnet served a purpose unlike the rancid dogshit people made in Weimar Republic that Hitler rightfully burned.

How the fuck did I forget about this one.