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[CoolFool]

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I just looked this guy up. As long as he doesn't say anything (very clocky voice), he did indeed look pretty passable years ago...

...but I just found a recent video of him, and he's fat and looking very manly:

Twink death is knocking.

 

[CyberInu]

Not really a woman you say?
Explain THIS, mister smarty pants!

This never happened. The nurse asked him about a period because she is required to, but the rest of this conversation didn't happen. Normal people don't talk like that.

"Your features read feminine" no one fucking says that.

It really shows how terminally unsocialized these perverts are. TTD.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

"Listen, we need a much cuter name for egg cracking than "forcefem!" Anyone got any ideas?"

Yeah, I got a good one: grooming

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listen can we please make a new word for "proactively coaxing someone who is definitely an egg into transition" because i can't keep seeing yall use "forcefem" for that

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as much as i like to make fun of forcemasc i think we have to accept that transfems did slowly make force(presentation) into like a fluffy consensual thing first. they learned it from watching us.

Not a fetish or predatory in the slightest, nope

Spoiler: but calling it forcefemming is hotter

 

[Free the Pedos]

Pooner goes to join a "women and non-binary" hiking group

I could not shake the feeling I was watching a bearded baby talk the whole video.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Pooner insecure about having a small ...
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Wait'll she figures out it isn't really a dick.

I'm under the impression these hypertrophied pooner clits are never anywhere near even small normal dick size. Is this correct?

The very worst ones barely make micropenis level, and that's ones that are mutated from high end steroids like Tren not just Testosterone. Don't get me wrong, some are seriously fucked up Hyena grade abominations, but no one could ever confuse one for a penis.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

kek

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It never occurs to them that if they detransitioned, they wouldn't be total freaks anymore and get laughed at by a busload of kids. Glad he gets zero support from teachers and chaperones when this happens - they think he's just as ridiculous as the kids. When he says it "makes me want to give up completely," he doesn't mean give up the act, he means crawl in a hole or 41%.

Go watch Aladdin and take away the same message he did: "I've got to stop pretending to be something I'm not." I figure if it comes from a 90s Disney movie (I can't remember if the crappy remake had the same message or if it was about how Jasmine studied maps and, like Sarah Palin before her, thinks that qualifies her as Sultan, even though she's never interacted with her people in any meaningful way and still stole an apple because she has no idea how money or her own economic system works), his brain might be more capable of understanding it.

Touch grass, lose the social media, and you might be fine.

 

[Farsided]

It never occurs to them that if they detransitioned, they wouldn't be total freaks anymore and get laughed at by a busload of kids. [...] When he says it "makes me want to give up completely," he doesn't mean give up the act, he means crawl in a hole or 41%.

Most cannot detransition, sunk cost fallacy and all that. They've also alienated most of the sane(r) people in their lives.
People who had to walk on egg shells, not dropping an accidental deadname, pronouns etc. If not burning bridges outright by being over-zaelous and turning every conversations into a struggle session.
It's either alone, back to the den of enablers who made them who they became or 41.

 

[Cake Point]

Most cannot detransition, sunk cost fallacy and all that. They've also alienated most of the sane(r) people in their lives.
People who had to walk on egg shells, not dropping an accidental deadname, pronouns etc. If not burning bridges outright by being over-zaelous and turning every conversations into a struggle session.
It's either alone, back to the den of enablers who made them who they became or 41.

I wonder what the future will hold for these freaks. Let's be positive that in the future the world gets better and things are normal again; 2 genders, trannies and pooners actually get bullied, etc. How will they end up? Die? End up in mental asylums? Become homeless and be a burden for the country? Because I agree that detransition, becoming actually "normal" again is pretty much not an option because most of them have destroyed their bodies.

 

[and I must scream]

I wonder what the future will hold for these freaks. Let's be positive that in the future the world gets better and things are normal again; 2 genders, trannies and pooners actually get bullied, etc. How will they end up? Die? End up in mental asylums? Become homeless and be a burden for the country? Because I agree that detransition, becoming actually "normal" again is pretty much not an option because most of them have destroyed their bodies.

Meh, I think that if society will regain sanity and publicly declare "gender affirming care" as medical abuse and scandal similar to how lobotomy is regarded now, and that "gender identity" was a mass delusion, these people will be regarded as victims. Which is not untrue, yet extremely annoying because a. this is only part of the truth and b. they get to be poor little victims and take zero responsibility yet again. Anyway, I think they will be regarded as victims of this all shit so they will get to have support group and will get support from the state or whatever in the form of mental health providers, (physical) health providers and perhaps also financial assistant. Being the victims yet again, a comfortable and familiar place, they will use this new victimhood status to gain things from people, society, the state, etc. and demand society support them and give them some special privileges. The more honest among them might admit that they had part in what happened to them, but most will probably claim they were too young and indoctrinated to understand. Which, again, not untrue, and yet.

As for family, friends, etc., it depends on how much time had passed, how much damage they have done to the relationship, etc. Most parents will probably ready to forgive or at the very least have their children back in their life in some capacity because they are their parents and unlike what the gendercult will have you believe, most parents actually love their children, care about them and want the best for them. The rest of the family, again, depends. Most old friends are probably gone forever but they will have now new friends in their support groups and such.

Look, maybe I'm too cynical and pessimistic, but I honestly think most of these people will forever be victims in their mind, the reason for their victimhood will just change. Since this had been done to them (in their view), they have nothing to be ashamed of either. They will just be regarded as the victims of this insanity and build their identity around this now. These people, most of them, are perpetual victims imo, they are addicted to being victims more than anything else, and will remain so when this (hopefully) all gone. Very little to no accountability, and since they don't take accountability, they don't feel bad about this or ashamed, and expect other people to assist them. I might be wrong, of course, I'm not a prophet, but that's what I guess will happen, more or less.

 

[Pig Cups]

kek

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Glad he gets zero support from teachers and chaperones when this happens - they think he's just as ridiculous as the kids.

I doubt this actually happened as he describes. At least when it comes to my field trip experiences, the teachers and chaperones would have instantly shut down a whole class of students openly disrespecting a worker at the field trip site (no matter how justified). It’s an embarrassing reflection on the school. So the detail of those adults joining in with the kids was where this stopped seeming legit to me. I’m guessing the troonfreak who posted this is just fishing for attention, sympathy, and a sense of victimhood to relish.

That all being said…I seriously hope what he described actually happened.

Those are some manly legs he has there
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Hmmm…

One of these things is not like the others. One of these things doesn’t belong.

Veeeeery challenging to tell who the actual woman here is, folks. And I just noticed that Sander is wearing a troon flag-colored swimsuit, because of course he is. Barf.

 

[Barbenheimer]

He's a war child.

All those bombs and a future troon still survived, war really is good for absolutely nothing

kek

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I feel like a complete freak

Probably has a lot to do with the fact that you are one

 

[Sean Andalou]

A door to door salesman's lament.
Didn't know such a job still existed, but ...

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Spoiler: The whole thing.

Ugh. So yesterday, for the first time, I wore makeup to work. I live in the city, so when I dress femme and wear makeup people USUALLY don’t give me issues. But I don’t work in the city. I’m a door to door canvasser in a smaller city further north (I live in the deep south). I went into a Walmart to pee and this lady looked at me, and burst out laughing. I immediately started crying and ran to my little stall in the mens restroom. My mascara was ruined and I just felt so down. Then, when I was canvassing, I had multiple ppl open their door, look at me, go “oh hell no” or something similar, and slam the door in my face. Someone called the cops on me for no reason. This never happened when I presented masc. I think I need to find a new job. What was supposed to be a confidence boost ended up being a reality check of what it’s like to live in the deep south as a trans woman. Stay safe sisters <3

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I went into a Walmart to pee and this lady looked at me, and burst out laughing. I immediately started crying and ran to my little stall in the mens restroom. My mascara was ruined and I just felt so down. Then, when I was canvassing, I had multiple ppl open their door, look at me, go “oh hell no” or something similar, and slam the door in my face. Someone called the cops on me for no reason.

 

[Pig Cups]

This never happened when I presented masc. I think I need to find a new job.

Or, you could…hear me out…

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Stop being ugly and trans?

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

I wonder what the future will hold for these freaks. Let's be positive that in the future the world gets better and things are normal again; 2 genders, trannies and pooners actually get bullied, etc. How will they end up? Die? End up in mental asylums? Become homeless and be a burden for the country? Because I agree that detransition, becoming actually "normal" again is pretty much not an option because most of them have destroyed their bodies.

What I hope for? Sanity that we get back to male and female gender, and massive lawsuits against the politicians and “professionals” that pushed this nonsense.

I believe that most trannies were manipulated and taken advantage of. Mainly Autistic people who don’t feel comfortable in their own bodies. The parents that manipulate their kids aught to face jailtime. And I expect stories about kids killing their parents for pushing them to be trans and had life changing alterations to their bodies.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Who knew Google Reviews could be a birthplace for transphobia? This makes me more tempted to read them on a regular basis.
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I recently made the mistake of reading the google reviews for my work and multiple people complained about my appearance, misgendered me, and said they avoid me.​

Sorry, I know this is vending and fortunately my boss, coworkers, and many customers love me but multiple people used google reviews to describe my appearance and say they try to avoid me or call me a man. I'm sure anyone being explicitly hateful would be removed but my coworkers were mostly brought up by name or not described at all and I was always described by my appearance in complaints. I know my job isn't in danger because they like me but it sucks that people can see me and based purely on my appearance decide I'm creepy or give a side rant in their review about how I'm a guy who wears makeup and "is transgender or something." I'm just trying to make a living, not be shamed online for my appearance.

An imposter is feeling uneasy when realizing that the costume he's wearing doesn't feel natural, especially in the presence of those he is mimicking.
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Feeling isolated from other women​

Every time I meet cis women I feel completely isolated, like they're not like me, I'm not like them, thereforce I question myself if I'm a woman at all then? Sometimes I just feel myself like some kind of pervert trying to disguise, and I don't know why. Other trans*women I know don't have this feeling, so I kinda feel lonely with this. Maybe this because I'm non-binary? I want this feeling go away and feel comfortable, not like some lower being. But how do I do this?

The best defense is a good offense: when you see troons in public, start pointing and laughing at them!
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Transphobia​

No one hates trans women more than insecure women, gay men, and DL men. The past week at my new job it’s been nothing but hateful slurs and dirty looks. Once one of the woman found out I was trans, she went to damn near every guy’s station to tell them; she was finger pointing and smirking it’s like it gave her joy to tell these men I was trans. Same thing with two gay guys who called me a “tranny” as I was walking to my car. It’s disgusting

This one I find hard to believe, because according to transgenderist doctrine, HRT can turn even the burliest of carnival strongmen into beautiful vixens in as little as one week! How can a man be on it for two years and still be so easily identified as male? Really makes ya think.
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Rude Coworkers​

So one of my coworkers came up to me and he asked if there was anything I wish would happen faster with hrt. I asked him why and that basically led to him saying that he thinks I look masculine, my hrt isnt doing anything, and deadnamed me when referring to me pretransition.
I later asked him to move something that was too heavy for me and he asked "Where my muscles where." I said "Theyre all gone now." and he whisper while walking away "Guess I must be blind then"
For some context Im almost two years hrt and Ive known him for about a year now and I was basically teaching him how hrt works during this whole thing. But like I really dont know about my own appearance now? It really seems like its a 50/50 that people see me as a very masculine guy with make up on or a pretty girl

 

[Dolly Brooks]

A door to door salesman's lament.
Didn't know such a job still existed, but ...
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Spoiler: The whole thing.

Ugh. So yesterday, for the first time, I wore makeup to work. I live in the city, so when I dress femme and wear makeup people USUALLY don’t give me issues. But I don’t work in the city. I’m a door to door canvasser in a smaller city further north (I live in the deep south). I went into a Walmart to pee and this lady looked at me, and burst out laughing. I immediately started crying and ran to my little stall in the mens restroom. My mascara was ruined and I just felt so down. Then, when I was canvassing, I had multiple ppl open their door, look at me, go “oh hell no” or something similar, and slam the door in my face. Someone called the cops on me for no reason. This never happened when I presented masc. I think I need to find a new job. What was supposed to be a confidence boost ended up being a reality check of what it’s like to live in the deep south as a trans woman. Stay safe sisters <3

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OH HELL NO

“NSFW stuff” NAF though


“Wow mai boobs” AGAIN, NAF


She is not.


They’re lying, John or Jake

 

[Princess Squish'ems]

No one hates trans women more than insecure real women, gay men, and DL men.

So... Basically everyone who isn't trannybrained? also ftfy tranny.

 

[Sean Andalou]

I'm a guy who wears makeup and "is transgender or something."

"Or something".
That's gotta sting.

 

[Xev]

Sir, you will never experience PMS nor should you want to

 

[Mad_Dog]