African-American Appreciation Thread - Highlighting contributions from our most productive citizens

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Saving this uber based comment for future generations

Someone with a google account please invite him here

 

[The Last Stand]

"Are you okay?" Black female cop: "no."

At least she was honest.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Were they? I just googled it and was told that the first one was established in 2007,

You may not know this, but a LOT of businesses have lived and died in the time before google-besides the fact that google is a notoriously shitty search engine nowadays.

We're not talking a McTitties frachise. Small independent businesses have existed, and even exist to this day, that have minimal-to-zero web footprint. Not even just for businesses with tits! Quackin' CRAZY, amirite?

I guess I never actually watched a big tiddied bikini clad woman give my grandfather a hot shave in a bikini barber shop while I got a haircut when I was a kid in the 80s and 90s. Shit didn't even exist until 2007! I never would have guessed. I just had an active imagination!

 

[byron]

You may not know this, but a LOT of businesses have lived and died in the time before google

I don't think sarcasm is serving you very well here. I read that sentence and my initial reaction is, "he thinks google doesn't have information from the past" - but everyone knows that you can find information about businesses before google existed. So, wtf are you even talking about?

Look, you made a claim (also using sarcasm, I might add) and I tried to verify it, but I couldn't. If your claim about bikini coffee shops turns to be true then that's great! But kind of orthogonal to the topic here, right?

My only point right now is, I said something about Idiocracy, you misinterpreted it, I corrected you ...and also said I couldn't find a bikini coffee shop before 2007, and you're hitting me with more sarcasm instead of either a link or a friendly, "my bad"

 

[JustSomeDong]

My only point right now is, I said something about Idiocracy, you misinterpreted it, I corrected you ...and also said I couldn't find a bikini coffee shop before 2007, and you're hitting me with more sarcasm instead of either a link or a friendly, "my bad"

Awful sanctimonious for someone who mixes up who they are talking to. I said fuck all about Idiocracy. Of course google has past data. The data is incomplete. Believe it or not, but everything actually hasn't been digitized. And since you are so proud of those google skills I assumed if you actually cared, you might go beyond a cursory google search.

I know the one my grandpa liked was mentioned in a couple local papers on occasion, but its not worth powerleveling its (defunct) name and location to prove the point to some random asshole on the internet. If it were, I'd have named it in my previous post.

 

[William F. Clinton]

Spoiler: A Quick PSA on Violence in Da Streetz (From "Setting The Record Straight: A Battleaxe to Bullshit" by Aidan Maclear)

Now, as far as avoiding black predation goes in your own life, well, stop treating them like white people. The longer two white guys argue, even very tough and violence-ready whites, the less likely they are to come to blows. The heated screaming match, like over road rage, vents off steam and helps preserve status. If a white guy is yelling at you, he’s not killing you. When violence becomes inevitable between whites, a silence falls. When I am ready for violence, when I get in a fight, the hot emotions of anger subside and are replaced with a wintry calm. To blacks, the “cold violence” of the white man earns us the moniker of “white devil”. The idea of calm and impassionate violence is inhuman to the African; to him the white man is incredibly unpredictable and unstable. Black men are guileless, either friendly and servile or rude and hostile, and one can tell a black man’s mind towards you honestly and upfrontly by this dichotomy of attitude.

On the other hand, blacks need to psyche themselves and each other up for violence. This is a very primitive thing, think a tribe of Africans doing their war dance before raiding another tribe’s huts. They are naturally cowardly; the epithet “spook” is well-applied. Because of this, most lone blacks are not very dangerous. The exception is when a black man is muttering to himself; absent a group of peers, he is getting himself ready to commit violence. This is something I will always avoid. Blacks always test the waters before they commit a crime. Predators single out the weak. A mugger will stalk you for a while, bump into you a few times, walk in your path to see if you move out of the way, insult you under his breath… they are feeling you out, making sure that you are weak and will not defend yourself. This behavior becomes fairly noticeable if you live among blacks, but because I look fairly dangerous, and because I always carry the most dangerous weapon it is legal for me to carry, a weapon that I am trained in using to kill people, I am confident in not being victimized, a confidence that criminals pick up on. Black violence is mostly communal; the group of “youths” ganging up on a lone victim. What gets captured on camera does not tell the full story. Before the youths attack, there is generally a long period of mutual engagement between the victim and the blacks; sometimes the white victim will attempt to Karen, to call out some antisocial misbehavior from the blacks, which turns into an argument, which gets the blacks heated up for violence. Getting into a prolonged and heated argument with a black or a group of blacks is the easiest way to ensure that they will attack you.

There are generally two ways to avoid black violence. The first is to ignore them, but this comes with a caveat. One must not show weakness; not slink away or quicken one’s pace, because this will encourage them. This works better for a lone black trying to start shit, because without his peers, and without your engagement, there is no feedback loop escalating him into heated violence. This is what I recommend most of the time. Ignore, walk away. The second is to prey on the black’s natural cowardice, by escalating right to the brink of violence before he has gotten worked up to it himself. Obviously this takes balls, but thankfully blacks generally don’t go to the cops over threats or even weapons being flashed, so it’s legally safe. When black harassment is met with immediate and serious threats of violence, they tend to back down or run away. A friend of mine, living in a bad neighborhood, had problems with his stuff being vandalized and people prowling around his yard at night. He stayed up one night to catch the guy doing it, found a black man trying to get into his car. Pulled the guy into kissing distance, said “catch you again and you’re dead, nigger“. From then on, his house was left totally in peace.

There’s a video of a guy with a machete who got his ass beat by the mob. Apparently he was some kind of fellow traveler on Twitter. In my experience, blacks don’t attack armed men. They called his bluff, and it must’ve been an unconvincing bluff. Don’t carry a weapon if you’re not willing to use it, and the time to use it is when the aggressor first gets within reach of your weapon. If he had given the first scumbag who got too close a nice little beauty mark, the rest of the mob would have dispersed like roaches under a light.

TL;DR:
-> Criminality is not their natural state. They are merely weak opportunists and are currently enabled and allowed to act out the way they do.
-> They're natural cowards; they will only try to prey on you or those important to you if they think there's no danger. Have a spine and never relax.
-> If you see them psyching themselves up to violence (head bobbing, mumbling bix-nood nonsense, hands in pockets, surveying the area, sucking air through teeth, etc.) either remove yourself from the environment while remaining diligent or cut them off at the pass in terms of aggression.
-> Avoid them, but never ever show weakness or an unwillingness to retaliate if need be.
-> They're far more predictable than you think.

Psychological residue of nigger worship has deluded some Internet raycists into believing black foolishness and violence is unavoidable. It's not. You just need to stop expecting them to behave like white people.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

If I say that I'm opposed to some dystopian government proposal because, "it's literally a meme from 1984" I am NOT, I say again, not, suggesting that the government was "inspired by" 1984. Therefore, it's kind of dumb to reply, "why do you think the 1984 inspired the government?"

Similarly, when I say that a bikini coffee shop is dumb because it's something depicted in Idiocracy, I am NOT suggesting that the business owners watched Idiocacy and said, "wow! This is so inspiring; we should copy this!"

Rather, I'm saying that the movie depicted a kind of society that caters to base, childish desires like for example the mindless sex drive epitomized by one of the characters saying, "I like sex" ...and I don't want to live in that society, so I don't want the bikini coffee shop to be successful.

Understand?


Were they? I just googled it and was told that the first one was established in 2007, a year after Idiocracy. If you think there's an earlier example, please post it. Otherwise, I'm gonna have to give you an "L" for calling me a midwit and then getting a central fact of your thesis wrong.

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the thing is though, we always had shops where girls wear revealing clothing and it wasn't an issue because we understood that something a little bit titillating won't make the average good well socialized man act out like a horny ape
we didn't have a society consisting mostly of hypersexual people with no self control who can't see a pretty girl in a bikini without jumping at her, as a result revealing clothing wasn't inherently sexual- it was sexy, and despite what every angry feminist game reviewer who doesn't actually play the games she rants about will have you believe, "sexy", "sexual" and "sexualized" are all different things that can exit separately from one another
except when you're a horny ape, then none of it matters and everything you see just makes you need to fuck RIGHT NOW

 

[Kola]

The longer two white guys argue, even very tough and violence-ready whites, the less likely they are to come to blows. The heated screaming match, like over road rage, vents off steam and helps preserve status. If a white guy is yelling at you, he’s not killing you.

There's no shortage of dashcams showing exactly the opposite.

lack violence is mostly communal; the group of “youths” ganging up on a lone victim. What gets captured on camera does not tell the full story. Before the youths attack, there is generally a long period of mutual engagement between the victim and the blacks; sometimes the white victim will attempt to Karen, to call out some antisocial misbehavior from the blacks, which turns into an argument, which gets the blacks heated up for violence. Getting into a prolonged and heated argument with a black or a group of blacks is the easiest way to ensure that they will attack you.

Or there's just a guy walking through a park streaming it on his phone and a pack of rabid niggers jumps him from some out of the camera place, curbstomp him, and steal his possessions. It's rare that there is a long, drawn out escalation. This is what leftist women mean when they say they're afraid when there's a "man" walking in vicinity at night. "Black" being omitted.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

imagine waking up and remembering you're a nigger

You wake up from a nightmare. The details are already fading, but you remember a nigger present throughout, and you remember feeling disgust and despair at the thought of having to be around him. You walk to your bathroom and turn on the sink to wash your face, but you freeze.

Your skin is brown. Brown like a nigger's. When you look into the mirror, a big-lipped baboon stares back at you. An expression of horror is frozen on its face. You realize that the nigger will always be with you, ruining everything. You realize that the nightmare will never end.

And then the moment passes. The spark of self-awareness gutters out, and you decide that you're going to get a little high before heading into work today. Why not? You're already an hour late.

 

[Free the Pedos]

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I’m tired of innocent gorillas being maligned with this comparison.

 

[Kola]

You wake up from a nightmare. The details are already fading, but you remember a nigger present throughout, and you remember feeling disgust and despair at the thought of having to be around him. You walk to your bathroom and turn on the sink to wash your face, but you freeze.

Your skin is brown. Brown like a nigger's. When you look into the mirror, a big-lipped baboon stares back at you. An expression of horror is frozen on its face. You realize that the nigger will always be with you, ruining everything. You realize that the nightmare will never end.

And then the moment passes. The spark of self-awareness gutters out, and you decide that you're going to get a little high before heading into work today. Why not? You're already an hour late.

You're joking but this is exactly what their lives are like, particularly for negroes who live in proximity of Whites, such as in the USA. They have massive insecurities; they know they're inferior. They can't stop thinking about it. This is why they always say "is this because I'm black?". This is why they always talk about people being BUHLAHCK or HUWYTE.

Take a look at the popular internet hangouts for blacks:

https://old.reddit.com/r/blackladies/top/?sort=top&t=year

https://old.reddit.com/r/blackmen/top/?sort=top&t=year

https://old.reddit.com/r/Blackpeople/top/?sort=top&t=year

At least half of all threads are about them constantly thinking about their race, their interactions with people of other races (mostly White), their revenge fantasies against White people, and so on.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Honest question for the people here, do you see Africans the same way as you see African Americans?

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Honest question for the people here, do you see Africans the same way as you see African Americans?

they're the same species in different conditions
it's like the difference between a roaming street dog wary of humans, and the same exact type of dog after it's been let in the house, fattened up and allowed to sit on the kitchen table without repercussions
same character, one has just been empowered to get away with shit they wouldn't feel comfortable doing otherwise

 

[ParasiteSteve]

There's no shortage of dashcams showing exactly the opposite.

Road rage is unusual, we even designate it a name that correctly identifies it away from any other kind of violence. Well mannered people can turn into raging loons when behind a wheel.

Also, that proves nothing. There are some blacks who never get arrested and are not involved with gang violence and criminal life. Its a small number, but they do exist, and consider that the world suffers over a billion blacks, its still a large number of people when viewed individually.

Plus he did say likelihood, not absolutes. You do understand how percentages work and how probability works....wait a minute, are you black?

 

[Spud]

I’m tired of innocent gorillas being maligned with this comparison.

If anything they should be compared to Chimpanzes. Both can switch into violent rage at a moments notice regardless of how long you've known them.

 

[Ocean's 9/11]

Honest question for the people here, do you see Africans the same way as you see African Americans?

No, and neither do Africans.

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

South Africa speedrunning becoming Zimbabwe 2.0

Spoiler: YouTube

 

[HarblMcDavid]

South Africa speedrunning becoming Zimbabwe 2.0

"The new owners chopped it [the citrus trees] all down for firewood."


Sounds like they're speedrunning Haiti.

 

[Rootless Cosmopolitan]

South Africa speedrunning becoming Zimbabwe 2.0
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Spoiler: YouTube

I’m going to make a defence of black people here: the entire premise of “land reform” is retarded. Taking productive farmland from farmers and giving it away essentially to randos will always be doomed to catastrophic failure. This happened during communism in white and Asian countries as well.

Insanity that anyone would try this yet again after the kulaks, the Great Leap Forward, and Rhodesia/Zimbabwe.

EDIT: okay this isn’t quite a defence of black people because it was really least retarded when white people first did it (1930s-1950s), followed by Asians (1950s-1960s) being more retarded, and finally blacks being the most retarded of all doing it from the 1990s-present when everyone else has realized the mistake and moved on.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I’ve posted this in the Multimedia thread, but this movie speaks to me:

What is funny about this is that this is the one movie where if this were made in modern times, they’d somehow make excuses as to why black actors wearing “whiteface” is not considered a bad thing: