Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

CallmeCicada said:
That's actually kinda sad. I love making people laugh, if I lost that ability Idont know how I would cope with it.
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I send you cat hugs for comfort bro

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Sperg Spectating said:
Yeah, being self aware and lower functioning on the autism scale must really fucking suck. He made multiple videos (I think) on Alex when he was doing his youtube trolling and clown raping.
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Why are rape and clowns so tied together? Is it possible to have a clown around and not get raped?
 
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AnOminous said:
Why couldn't he just have a vacation and ignore totally dumb, irrelevant bullshit, and then maybe care about it again once he got back?

What is wrong with this faggot's mind? What goes on on the Farms is so totally irrelevant to anything involving reality that why doesn't he just ignore it?
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I don't know why but even Felix did this. Remember he spent his vacation in Disneyland arguing about trannies and sharing Dr. Spunk lore?
 
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Sperg Spectating said:
Autistic sideshow freak and day 1 A-logger of Alex, Sheldon Donner has just uploaded an extreme schizo spergout. It starts off funny but ends off... kinda sad.
Quick summary:

Starts off by saying he is ashamed of, and hates his fetishes, as well that he is ashamed of jerking off once a week.
His main goal in life was to be a good boy in high school and get good grades, but his autism has stopped him from doing so.
Says autism is a curse from god and that he can't understand anything.
Just wants to be a normal person and work at Walmart. :(
Hates Humanity.
Hates his life, and has hated it since 2018. :(
Therapy and meds did not work for him.
All he wants is to make people laugh and for people to listen to what he says. Wants you to be entertained.

Don't worry Sheldon, just engage with some slap fights with Alex, and we'll be entertained. :)
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Yeah now that makes sense why Wolfmanfag kinda likes this guy, he's a toonophile just like him and likes farts as well as many other weird shit that I'm not even sure that NSD is into. Difference is he's shameless about all of it while the other cartoon sperg is almost having a meltdown just bringing it up.

Once everything is said and done I want you to dox that wolfmanfag and update his OP that's been stuck in PG because the retard who started it is well retarded, he gloated about having perfect OPSECs and I tried very hard to get all his info, but couldn't because his OPSEC is atleast above average and better than most furfags (I 'oxed a couple of them, so that must be saying something), but I'm convinced he can be phonebooked or whatever word Null wants you to use instead of the D-word.
 
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Kiwi & Cow said:
Once everything is said and done I want you to dox that wolfmanfag and update his OP that's been stuck in PG because the retard who started it is well retarded, he gloated about having perfect OPSECs and I tried very hard to get all his info, but couldn't because his OPSEC is atleast above average and better than most furfags (I 'oxed a couple of them, so that must be saying something), but I'm convinced he can be phonebooked or whatever word Null wants you to use instead of the D-word.
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Sounds like an interesting challenge, I can't promise much, all I am is someone with access to google and too much free time. Send over any and all info that could help to him being phonebooked in a PM and I'll work on it later.

Speaking of Sheldon, I think him being posted here might've been the wake up call of "Holy shit what the fuck am I doing with my life?" Because just 2 weeks ago he was posting this:
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PaperRoads said:
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Say what you want about Russ, he is really really dumb, but he is somewhat capable of doing things. He does them badly, but he gets himself out there. Even if he fails over and over again. He tries.

Alex does not try anything. He gyrates left to right, front to back while holding his ear. Changes his mind completely twice a day. Cry, moan and scream, apologize. Then start a new day all over.

I think this is one lawsuit the farms can safely assume will never happen.

ETA : I also noticed nobody seem to bat an eye about the guy criticizing Alex using his community tab to keep his audience up to date as to the last time he jerked off? Seems like prime material. ETA 2 one page late.
 
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I'mma real anime gurl said:
Why aren't I on the Kill list already, do I need to wrestle that faggot in Cherokee, NC or in Mexico to get on the list? Do I have to dress up like Rockso the Clown and gangstalk him? What do I have to do to get on the list?
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Maybe make a meme edit of one of his videos and then post it on his profile? It would at least up your chances.
 
There lived a certain man in 'berta long ago

He was fat and glum, in his eyes a paining drone

All people look at him with mockery and scorn

But with armless kids he went beyond far gone
 
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