Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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AltisticRight said:
>Axiom, Toji, Schizoid Wife
You three consistently find yourselves in the most retarded lolcow toughguy spergouts.

I had a hunch that this user was a whackjob due to their posts and how unique the name sounds. "Lunar eclipse paradox", seriously? That's two terms that doesn't belong together.
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Did you never check out their profile page they use it as a public diary?
 
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Jex said:
It’s like watching an positive feedback loop, he keeps fucking up and instead of learning from it he just fucks up more ad infinitum.
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He said so himself
Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
Being more of a lolcow has this kind of same behavior as being fatter that is, like how much harder it is to lose weight being fatter, being more of a lolcow makes you lose much more credibility making it harder for you to redeem yourself.
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Lieutenant Rasczak said:
Pot of Greed won't help him. I think even Long Dong would realize he's too nutters for him to handle.
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They just look so alike I thought they'd get along
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PaperRoads said:
Uh Oh, Alex has made a SUBREDDIT
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Link / (Can't archive it 18+)

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You can archive 18+ subreddits using old.reddit.com instead of www.reddit.com
Schizoid Wife said:
Duh, Toji's my sock and Axiom's my boyfriend, apparently. These tough guys have me all figured out, unfortunately.
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"Two danganspergs that are always together, on this time of the year, on this side of the internet, on this part of the forums, and localized entirely within ITG!"
"Yes"
 
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Honestly my favourite part of KF is that when I'm having a down in the dumps day and feeling particular 'eh' about myself, I can just come here, find a loser like this guy, and everything is put in perspective.

So thanks Alex for having uncontrolled autism and sperging for multiple days in a row. But also I still think you should kys for being a pedo with a dismemberment fetish.

(Also NaggotFigger art commissions when?)
 
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PaperRoads said:
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If I do come back on KiwiFarms sometime after March 31, you must do the following.

  • Make my experience the way it was before I got exposed by Dick Brain.
  • Delete that thread on me.
  • Give me normal ratings instead of throwing hats and trashcans at me.
  • Respect my pronouns
  • Stop hating trans people
  • Ban the maga cult
  • Give me moderator privileges.
  • 10% of Josh's earnings must come to me.
  • Read Noushintou Hoshi's Mangas at least once.
  • Agree to fight for Ukraine.
  • Apologize to me for going against me and Bullying me.
Failure to do so will result in Kiwifarms shutting down and it's userbased exposed and cancelled.

What a baby
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Considering he can't even list a significant portion of the audience bullying him, his threats of phonebooking and cancelation are pretty thin. I really appreciate how he thinks he's deserved a 10% fee just like Tommy Tooter always blathers on about.
 
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RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
Considering he can't even list a significant portion of the audience bullying him, his threats of phonebooking and cancelation are pretty thin. I really appreciate how he thinks he's deserved a 10% fee just like Tommy Tooter always blathers on about.
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He's also mad because I banged his mom, and she chose me over Alex.
 
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