Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Fatrick declares any writer that focuses on a particular genre or niche to not be a "good author", unlike himself who most certainly is and as will be amply demonstrated upon the release of Tiny Tim gets Assfucked on Uranus
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Also uh....I think he kinda just declared that Nikkki is his property. Guess pigman has been listening to Andrew Tate podcasts on the downlow
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As a follow up to my prior post, it looks like he is going all in on hatred for homosexuality, I guess the conversion camp Lynn sent him to really did work wonders
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Judge Holden said:
Fatrick declares any writer that focuses on a particular genre or niche to not be a "good author"
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Did Mr. 1.2 GPA forget that every one of his published novels is Sci-Fi genre slop, and that his one step outside that genre (Dickens fanfiction) remains unpublished? What the fuck is he talking about?
 
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Judge Holden said:
So a while ago I commented thus...


And roughly half an hour ago fatrick posted thus....
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Crack in the xitter lib woke persona aside, if irony were nigger farts Nikkki would be inflated like the fucking Hindenburg right now with fatrick of all people calling someone else a faggot based on their appearance
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This guy looks like Rick if he never drank, put down the cheesesteaks, and pursued real goals in his life.
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Why do so many men look like him? Am I just going crazy?
 
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Judge Holden said:
Fatrick declares any writer that focuses on a particular genre or niche to not be a "good author", unlike himself who most certainly is and as will be amply demonstrated upon the release of Tiny Tim gets Assfucked on Uranus
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Also uh....I think he kinda just declared that Nikkki is his property. Guess pigman has been listening to Andrew Tate podcasts on the downlow
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As a follow up to my prior post, it looks like he is going all in on hatred for homosexuality, I guess the conversion camp Lynn sent him to really did work wonders
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Good is subjective anyway but as always I’m embarrassed for him because I’d bet the farm on it that authors in his genre are passing this screenshot around, probably to their publishers too, and snickering about the arrogant pig looking down his snout at them and their niches. He’s been reduced to sharing slots with that EDE bell lady, who also whines about being blacklisted and shunned from the community.
 
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AntiSchwuletteAktion said:
Am I going crazy? Since when has fat been employed as an insurance agent? Is he talking about something he did a decade ago as if he's still practicing?
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Patrick has frequently claimed to have been an insurance agent selling Medicare, and even a insurance company owner. Supposedly he began around 2002.
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Patrick has frequently claimed to have been an insurance agent selling Medicare, and even a insurance company owner. Supposedly he began around 2002.
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all of this reads like a lie he can't keep straight. i also think Rick knows as much about healthcare as he does about cars, too.

if he had an agency of his own, then it would be public and have been found by now. it would be impossible not to find him. he does have a license but beyond that it's vague, as far as i know.
 
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FinnSven said:
Personally if I had a female relative or friend who was with a guy like Patrick, I would say what I could to hopefully influence her to think about her relationship.
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"Your partner is a real fat faggot. With bitch tits. He gets shrill as fuck when he's emotionally incontinent, which is often. He can't accept that he's gained a lot of weight recently and he never takes accountability for any of his mistakes...wait a minute...is he transitioning into being a hormonally-imbalanced teenage girl? Are you trying to tell us you're a lesbian, but like, with some very fat extra steps?"
AltisticRight said:
I'm pretty sure no man in the world would want Nikki to beat them off. I'd say most dudes would take an electric pencil sharpener instead of her.
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Your mind can't comprehend being sexually attracted to her probably because you're into, well, attractive women. Or guys. But not Patrick. He is very fat and you would not have sex with him.

Anyway, you've been on the Farms long enough to know that even for a woman like Nikki, there exists far more men than we might ever expect that would gladly have a sexual relationship with her, even with her herpes-sore-riddled cunt that smells like a KFC dumpster during an Atlanta summer. And since this is the Internet, they'd be happy to tell you all about it.
 
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It’s the crossover I never expected but the Wu-ghoul getting patronizing advice from Patrick is just peak internet.

The best part is the garbled message Patrick is sending. “Geez Wu, you were so much better when you pretended to be a true and honest lady. This trans stuff comes out of left field and is letting our side down.”

Ahahaha get blocked Patty
 
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Patrick has frequently claimed to have been an insurance agent selling Medicare, and even a insurance company owner. Supposedly he began around 2002.
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It appears he's actually telling the truth on this one:
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There's a lot of things I'll never understand about the man of pig, but being a salesman is one of them. Sure he's (physically) greasy enough, but generally salesman have to at least come off as personable. Patrick meanwhile is an asshole who instantly no childs anyone who disagrees with him about the slightest thing. He might be the least likely salesman since Acerthorn claimed to have a job selling cellphones.
 
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Imagine saying with a straight face that you care about your clients welfare when you sell insurance. They are not mutually exclusive.

Also, has anyone ever seen Pat treat someone who is technically his political "enemy" with such kid gloves? All for a brick-faced troon, of course.
 
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IsaacShraeder said:
You jest but Fat would be way too proud to ever hire any sort of private detective or bounty hunter to go after the atalkers, even if he had the resources to do so. Remember, HE'S the ultimate badass 4D chess player who never lost a lawsuit, child. Private Dick Rick sits right next to General Fatton in the insane asylum that's his mind.
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Dunno he's got Jackie motherfucking Singh, it has been speculated that he might have paid her for some of her stinky services although nothing concrete as of yet. Maybe it'll come up in her bankruptcy case.
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Also, has anyone ever seen Pat treat someone who is technically his political "enemy" with such kid gloves?
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That time he limply took a weak swing at that cop. Or that time he "confronted" the guy at the convention. Any time it's not on the Internet really, he's very meek and lispy and queer in person.
 
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