Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[The Noticer]

Fascinating response by Reddit, especially given all KF URLs are auto-blacklisted and censored site-wide. You'd think they'd be eager to see KF go away.

They probably prefer to pretend we don't exist

 

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Spoiler: Alex Drawing

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(this isn't a new alt. It's just an old version of the Funky The Clown account.)
Another example of master troll Alex. He has been trolling for years, and he just got you. The joke is that he is only pretending to be a degenerate pedophile. It's all ironic.
Why aren't you laughing...

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Has he commented on Fi from The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword yet?

She's the magitech spirit residing in the sword that becomes the Master Sword. Most importantly, she has no arms.

 

[Snorky]

This has to be a new record. We are just about to hit 100 pages, and the thread was just created 2 days ago.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

This guy really needs to log off the internet, or life. His choice. Either will be a net positive. And brush his teeth.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Has he commented on Fi from The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword yet?
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She's the magitech spirit residing in the sword that becomes the Master Sword. Most importantly, she has no arms.

Isn't that the character that YanDev wrote smut about when he was a teenager?

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

When you realize you shouldn't have trusted that fart
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Spoiler: islamic EXTREMELY SO

Spoiler: no really

Spoiler: I warned you

 

[crackers breakfast]

new internet tough guy?

 

[Toothp!ck]

This guy is still in PG and going through all the lolcow phases. @Schizoid Wife hurry up and unfuck your thread.

 

[Red flaming panda]

This old bag of bones from the Punisher comics probably get's him hard.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Has he commented on Fi from The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword yet?
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She's the magitech spirit residing in the sword that becomes the Master Sword. Most importantly, she has no arms.

Don’t ruin one of my favorite game series you fucking faggot.

This has to be a new record. We are just about to hit 100 pages, and the thread was just created 2 days ago.

Change the words under your name bitch. I believe that goes to Axiom ( I’m not mistaken)

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[Toji Suzuhara]

This guy is still in PG and going through all the lolcow phases. @Schizoid Wife hurry up and unfuck your thread.

Just change the "I'm" with "We're"

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

He’s now trying to set up a lolcow brigade?

Lolcow Uprising 1 was better

 

[Snorky]

Alex Commented on this post by @SamanthaPrater

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Not even out of PG yet and we're already having crossovers. This is a lolcow speedrun. Has anything like this happened before?

 

[TV's Adam West]

Has he commented on Fi from The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword yet?
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She's the magitech spirit residing in the sword that becomes the Master Sword. Most importantly, she has no arms.

I mean, she could get it, but I'm also a fucking degenerate, so make of that what you will.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Hola, Alejandro! I hope your Mexican vacation is muy bueno! One warning though, take it easy on the margaritas. You're not supposed to mix alcohol with your psych meds!

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Killer7 shitpost

 

[Axiom.]

Hola, Alejandro! I hope your Mexican vacation is muy bueno! One warning though, take it easy on the margaritas. You're not supposed to mix alcohol with your psych meds!

He should meet our other stinky fat Mexican, they'd hit it off plenty!

 

[CallmeCicada]

Not even 3 days in and we're already having crossovers. This is a lolcow speedrun. Has anything like this happened before?

Don't forget. Alex might be an autist and a cow, but what makes him different is he is a profilfic long time forum user, plenty of users are autistic but not many ascend to cow status. So he is hitting all the check marks to get more attention.

 

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@Toji Suzuhara you made it!

@Suburban Bastard