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this whole time she was actually just psychic and seeing her own future where she dies and becomes the rape ghost.
Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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Oof. Looks like Emi has been drinking the Pixy flavor aid.
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So daddy bought her a car. Yet she still keeps playing that tiny violin. Likely the only reason he bought it was so she can't use "Wah car all broken" as an excuse not to get another job". But no matter what it's a waste since she'll just be fired again anyway.
Well she is a lesbi- I mean totally straight male. He/him pronouns only.
Picklechu
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"Dad bought me a car and lets me continue to live at home at age 40, even though my mom had a stroke and I contribute literally nothing to the household! Why is he harming me? I am a man and you will not harm me because I have human rights! Am I dead?"
This bitch.
This bitch.
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I'm in fucking tears. This is exactly the garbled dogshit that starts spinning up in her MALE brain the instant that her dad dares to ask her to do ANYTHING.
At this point I don't see any practical reason why he would buy her a car. Pixy doesn't have money for insurance, or maintenance, or gas, or fucking anything that isn't greasy pigslop/alcohol/cosplay. She doesnt have a job, even when she had one her focus was saving up for a CONVENTION, not moving out or
contributing to the household
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Emi will have an account here in 6 months showing us DMs in which pixy was a cunt to her
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- Feb 3, 2013
Don't think of it as a car payment, think of it as the cost of adult daycare run by LARPers and Whataburger cashiers.
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Because she's their daughter. That's seriously it, they still love her and try to do right by her and probably know something is wrong with her but parents can be enablers without realizing it.
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That fact that Emi is basically saying "you don't know shit about your own dad" to PT's brother (the brother that isn't the "good son") and PT's agreeing with Emi is pretty wild to me.
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I guess they can't stop hoping because she is their child and only daughter.
Well at least she has one part of her San Japan journey down. She can drive there. Now if only she can keep a job for more than 17 days. Although it's probably better if she doesn't go. She will just come back crying about being misgendered and ignored. If she wears that Gerudo Link cosplay in public it's gonna be Rainbow Mika 2.0.
And Kris is the estranged son Debbie has some beef with. So if he's saying it then it's worth something. He could have just agreed with her. Didn't he have a falling out with Pixie awhile back? Guess he's tired of her too.
NationBaitin
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Height isn't going to fix anything, she'll still be a dumpy, egg shaped, retarded haircut having, gender special woman.
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This is exactly how I know I hate American Horror Show without watching a single episode. Because it's all basically this crap.
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This sounds like she used a BMI calculator and then slid the height bar to the right until she got the BMI below 'Overweight' so I guess that was 5'7"...
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I did some googling and it seems Sora's height was confirmed as 5'2". Doesn't she want to be skinwalk accurate? The Vanitas model appears to be taller though.
Now there is a way to be taller. Limb lengthening. It's often done on children with limb length differences. But it's also done cosmetically. We should all take a minute here to thank God that she can't afford it. Because just like the teet yeet she will never get, it would be a disaster and she'd likely end up with a massive infection because gross and lazy.
NationBaitin
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I'm a short fuck, 5'7", and the BMI calculator said I was "Overweight" until I hit 155. She's gotta drop the tonnage to get to "Normal."
She might also want to not lie about how tall she is, definitely not 5'3", she's 5'1" maybe 5'2" with the right shoes on.
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I feel she also lies about her weight. She's big and weighs a lot more than she claims.
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Yep, it's her height that holds her back
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She's a panini in a world of Big Macs
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She probably inflated her height as much as she thought would pass so she could appear more male.
I think the last number we got was about 186. Or was it 196? It doesn't matter as she's probably over two hundy now anyway. She complained about weight gain during her short tenure at Papa John's and admitted to eating a lot of pizza. Someone tried to explain that pizza was a calorie bomb and that exercising creates muscle which weighs more than fat. Pixy somehow mangled this into "pizza combining with muscles". Her own words.
It doesn't matter how hard you mop that floor. You won't burn a single calorie if you are shoving all the leftover pizza down your gullet between swab downs.
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i remember back in the old pixyteri days, back when she was the biggest talk on /cgl/, these giant fuck-ass boots were popular among japanese cosplayers and j-fashion that drew ire from western cosplayers there. called 'em cunt boots. i think ashton should remember her original heritiji and get a pair if she really wants to be taller.
