Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Osama Bin Laden]

I had to skip because I ain't surfin thru 70 god damn pages. Why is the sharty interested in our fag?

niggas don’t use the highlight feature

 

[Focken Kiwi]

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Hecatoncheires are probably Alex's least favorite monsters from Greek Mythology.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Old Boy 2003:

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

>I'm better than all of you

Lmao okay, listen ya limp wristed faggot, Keffals ain't gonna fuck you. You won't be accepted by A N Y of the drop kiwi people. Cuz guess what? You were a member here for 4 fuckin years. All we have to do is point it out.
You can cry and scream and shit yourself until the chickens come to roost but the fact of the matter is- you cling to us as your only source of social interaction, while the rest of us move on with the rest of our day and forget about you as soon as we log out. Because you aren't memorable, you're just cheap entertainment.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

@Travis Touchdown (REAL)

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Sheldon has made another community post about Alex, he's claiming that Alex is using his army of alts to dislike his recent video.
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I’m going to go like all of Sheldon’s videos on all my alts. I shall NOT let Alex get our boy Sheldon down.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I had to skip because I ain't surfin thru 70 god damn pages. Why is the sharty interested in our fag?

You can't resist lulz this good.

niggas don’t use the highlight feature

You are missing out on some good shitposting if you do.

 

[PaperRoads]

 

[Sandnigger]

Anyone know where in Mexico he is residing now? Canopy River is a resort I think.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Anyone know where in Mexico he is residing now? Canopy River is a resort I think.

It's in the OP as well as this post. He's in Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco

 

[ChonkyNeko]

Anyone know where in Mexico he is residing now? Canopy River is a resort I think.

The Canopy River i found is in Puerto Vallarta. So he's there, methinks.

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It's in the OP as well as this post. He's in Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco

Yeah, that.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I wanted to discuss something. It has been a topic all thought this thread. But it's good we address it a little more. Alex is a sperg and a autist, no doubt. He is also obviously saying many things to deflect our attention from details he dosent want us to talk about.

How much do you guys think is performative and where do you get the "this nigga is bullshitting" feeling.

Something I noticed in the OPs first video is that he is looking down at the camera constantly to see if he is in frame when he is holding his arms behind his head. What do you guys think?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I wanted to discuss something. It has been a topic all thought this thread. But it's good we address it a little more. Alex is a sperg and a autist, no doubt. He is also obviously saying many things to deflect our attention from details he dosent want us to talk about.

How much do you guys think is performative and where do you get the "this nigga is bullshitting" feeling.

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Something I noticed in first OP video is that he is looking down at the camera constantly to see if he is in frame when he is holding his arms behind his head. What do you guys think?

Pretending to be retarded doesn't change the fact that the thing you just did was in fact retarded

 

[CallmeCicada]

Pretending to be retarded doesn't change the fact that the thing you just did was in fact retarded

I am not so interested/suggesting in not laughing about his antics, I want to do that too, but I would also want to call it out and laughing at him more because he thinks it is helping him somehow.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

How much do you guys think is performative and where do you get the "this nigga is bullshitting" feeling

How much does it matter if we’re all laughing?

 

[WASR96]

Why is it always the losers with no job and no friends or social life who are the first to declare defamation? You have nothing worth losing Alex, you can't be defamed more than you've done to yourself. It's also not defamation when you willingly share and verify the information yourself.

 

[CallmeCicada]

How much does it matter if we’re all laughing?

I want to laugh at it more though, because the idea of giving us more shit to laugh at on purpose is profoundly retarded and also worth mocking.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

Why is it always the losers with no job and no friends or social life who are the first to declare defamation? You have nothing worth losing Alex, you can't be defamed more than you've done to yourself. It's also not defamation when you willingly share and verify the information yourself.

Their hurt feefees are very important to them tho.

 

[Brain Power]

You know, Alex talked a big game about "learning" Spanish, getting all that teaching material and shit - when really all he had to do was listen to this ditty
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Hey I remember putting "weon culiao y la chuchetumare" in one of his spanishflexing threads, does it count as bullying for the list? (That's pretty much "lol faggot" in chileno.